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Howdy partners 😆.......... here goes ..........
Epi starts wiv walkie talkie vegetable cutting betel nuts 4 his God-like Malik ........n Amoli aka Queen dumbo arrives.......she says i wanna speak wiv u.........he replies i have nothing 2 say 2 u...... shame !! 🤣....... see there is DV who wants 2 talk 2 u n do wot not 😳😆 n here ur stupid hubby doesnt giv a damn n wont even speak wiv u......think woman reflect on Shobna n my words 😛 She gets angry 😲 n grabs his hand n says u have 2 talk wiv me i am ur wife...... he says let go i am doing Malik's job ok n i cant tolerate any hurdle while im doing it..... n 2 cut a long story short 🥱 Amoli does think about Shobna saying Radhe is thakur's pet dog..... she tries 2 feed some marriage material in2 her walkie talkie vegetable that u have a life beyond Malik that is me n our marriage....... n walkie talkie vegetable keeps saying i-am-my-Malik's..... i-die-n live-4-him......... ya da yada 🥱...... she says do u know wot he wants frm me he says NO n i dont wanna know ..........she keeps ginving shocked reactions which i dont get y coz he has said this many tyms b4 😕😕 hmmmmm
n here is a brillaint upon brilliant line by walkie talkie vegetable ....... i love him 4 saying this 😆 y shud i care 4 u?? koun ho tum main tumhe nahin jaanta (Who r u ?? i dont know u??)...... 🥺 poor Amoli but im loving it 🤣🤣 u go boy 👏 she is shocked n furious n asks wot!! i am ur wife ur married 2 me......... its ur duty 2 protect me......... he says No bluntly i jus want him 2 get all he wants...... 😆...... my duty is only 4 my master........ she says the same ques 🥱.........y did u marry me then......... he says yes im married 2 u but does that mean ur mine?? no matter how ur related 2 me u will never be more than my Malik 4 me......... can ne1 be this naive or slave-like this dumb OMG 😲Amoli hating all this .......... he says do u no y i married u coz Malik ne meri sar pe zor se tapli maari aur doosri tapli ne pade is liye main mandap mein beeth gaya (Master hit me on the head hard n so that he doesnt hit me again i sat down at the wedding dais)......oh this keeps getting better n better 👏👏 🤣🤣 ......... as much as i feel bad 4 Amoli.... no wait a sec i dont 🤣🤣 coz she knows how her hubby is n that he worships the ground DV walks on so y is she expecting ne thing else 🤪 as 4 walkie talkie vegetable way 2 go 👍🏼 🤣
He adds i did every ritual DV told me 2 n i will continue 2 do as he says becoz its due of him im here......... otheriwise who was i a farmers son who was sold 2 Malik......... remember 1 thing Amoli a sold human cannot go far frm his Master....... that was a superb line 👏 but hang on does that mean DV bought Radhe 😲😲 i thought walkie talkie vegetable was on the street n DV jus kinda adopted him u no took him home........ hmmmmmm is walkie talkie vegetable that helpess ?? neways he says nothing is more 4 me in this world other than Malik not even u i can cut my head 4 him...... i can do anything 2 see happiness on Malik's n my mums face dress as a woman n dance......... n i dont care wot others think......... i live 4 my Malik........ n never try 2 instigate me again against Malik........ jus do as Malik tells u n leaves.......... wow walkie talkie vegetable n his Malik-puran....... he eats sleeps lives his master 🤣.......... Amoli tears in her eyes breaks down crying........ i dunno but i felt walkie talkie vegetable was really helpless in his slave ness as if DV's favours as if were like a burden a loan which he has 2 repay........ dont hate me 4 feeling like this 😆 but if u catch his expressions it seemed like that....... dunno can sum1 shed some light on this
Amoli throws the betel nut dish away n hears DV's voice calling Radhe Radhe i guess coz he heard the plate being pushed......... she gets scared n tries 2 run out ov the room but oopsy daisy 😛 DV is right in front ov her.......... N we all know the feelings in DV's mind body n soul right now 😉 lots n lots of lust in his eyes 😆 so he looks at her wiv the lust filled expression n advances 2wards her n she afraid steps back in2 the room n jus as he is about 2 enter BAM!!!! 🤣 she shuts the door on his face............ awwww poor thing Dv 😆😆
Cut 2 walkie talkie vegetable talking 2 himself near stairway that i will never talk 2 Amoli again........ n Shobna cums n says has every 1 died that ur talking 2 urself..... 🤣....come on tell me wot happened.... ... or did something happen in that room that u cant tell any1 huh 😉🤣.......... ooooooo she is superb this woman n while saying this she sits on the stair banister........ walkie talkie vegetable says no chachi (aunt) n she says eh dont call me chachi wachi (aunty waunty) n his reply is hilarious he says ok chachi (aunt)... 🤣🤣 .......n Shobna givs a wots-the-point look 😆😆,......... n he ignoring it continues i cant hear anything against my Malik n that Amoli wanted 2 tell me sumthing about Malik......... n he asks her u tell me can my Malik be wrong?? n she jumps down frm the bannister 2wards him.......... do catch it its ridiculous 🤣🤣........ she says noooooooo he cannot be wrong ever......... he always lives 4 others ........ he doesnt want anything 4 himself now does he......... walkie talkie vegetable getting happy n is nodding yes like mad .......but its 2 funny 🤣
she adds that u no that day u were guarding n i came in u no wot i saw......... he looks curious....... she says Malik was begging in front ov Amoli but ur wife didnt listen at all...... now DV is ur Malik if he says raise 1 hand u shud raise 2 if he says its day then its day isnt it.......... again walkie talkie vegetable like a bobble-head just nodding away 🤣🤣 as if wot she is saying is 100% tru n is his bible..... 🤪........ n she says then explain that 2 ur wife ........ go make her like u........ he says thats wot i was telling her 2 do exactly as Malik says......... Shobna says wow my tiger u said that yea now go explain her as well........... n DV cums n both see him ......... Shobna tells walkie talkie vegetable 2 go n he goes as well.........
DV asks wot were u telling walkie talkie vegetable ?? she says i was doing ur job ....... she comes 2 him n says look both walkie talkie vegetable n Amoli's relation is on the verge of breaking very delicate condition ........ n walkie talkie vegetable considers u God yea i think he knows that....😆 so u can make him do all u want frm Amoli........ road is open jus step 4ward..... he turns 2 face her n says this is feeling weird........ she says wots so weird in this 😕......... he replies i never wud have thought that u wud help me.... like i said b4 Shobna helping DV is very difficult 2 digest knowing how much she despises him even 4 us 🤣......... she says 4 my happiness i can help any1 even Thakur DV Singh........... n leaves.......... Dv thinks wot-eva .......
Cut 2 walkie talkie vegetable who sees Amoli sleeping at the foot ov the bed n he sits on the bed remembers Dv's words about getting married 2 Amoli.......... he then lies down n remembers Shobna's words of his Malik begging in front ov Amoli but she not listening........ opposite 2 reality .🤢....... n then gets up thinking of Amoli's words that he has a responisbility 2wards her as well.......... he gets up n then looks at her sleeping n puts a blanket around it........ i jus dont get this guy...... 😲😕 wots going on in his mind........
Cut 2 our sweetheart dumbo (Urmi) (Courtesy @bahane) as usual engrossed in her sarees n looking 4 earrings...... n like a magnet mini dumbo cums asking did u call me.......... she says yea Madhura has given this saree n ornaments 4 u 2 wear 4 the vadh savitri pooja (holy worhip) .......DV who is going thru sum book looks up probably at the sweetness of Urmi or at her dumboness dunno 😕😆...... mini dumbo says but ...... sweetheart dumbo says i know ur gonna fast next yr but ur coming 2 the worship arent u so wear it ..........it will really look good on u......... she reluctantly takes it n leaves but walkie talkie vegetable walks in n sees her but she jus walks out .........
walkie talkie vegetable walks 2 DV n givs him sumthing....Dv says leave it here sternly........but b4 leaving sweetheart dumbo stops him n says take this vermilion box n giv it 2 her actually out it in her forehead urself......he stupidly asks y?? n she smiles n says coz Amoli has kept vadh savitri vrath (fast) 4 u......n this colour shows ur relation is gr8er than blood relations n its the strength that givs a woman a strength......it will make u come closer 2 each other........... meanwhile DV looking very annoyed at his wife's words n getting angrier n angrier at Amoli n walkie talkie vegetable n his wife 😆😆 excellent reactions 👏👏......... walkie talkie vegetable quickly chances a look at DV n he looks bac at him wiv murder in his eyes n sweet heart dumbo says also put these bangles on her as well making sure it doesnt break ok...... its like a conveyor belt dont u think......... 1 dumbo stting there checking if all dumbo's r in good condition while the other dumbo's come n go like Chandana n Radhe 🤣🤣
Cut 2 DV n Shobna at dinning table..........she is eating n he says furioulsy how can u be so shameless?? all the married woman in this house r fasting 4 their hubby's n a hilariously brilliant line.....he adds aur tum yaha apne mu main itna saara khana thoose ja rahi ho (n ur here stuffing ur mouth wiv so much food or or better still n ur here shoving so much food down ur mouth) 🤣🤣...... which eva tickles ur taste-buds 😉 🤣🤣 ........ she looks up at him licking her fingers says an equally hilarious line....... they r fasting 4 their husbands........ wot sort of fast do u keep for a husband that is forced upon u......... tell me n ill keep that fast 🤣....... Im no Amoli thakur aaaah i 4got 2 tell u that UR Amoli is fasting as well........ not 4 u but 4 her walkie talkie vegetable ......
DV again getting enraged.......🤣 says yea n she thinks fasting 4 that fool will help her n walkie talkie vegetable becum 1......... mad woman .........huh like ur not 😲🤣🤣........... she says smiling that i have never told u but ill tell u now that when u get jealous u look sooooooo sweet 🤣🤣.............hav i mentioned i love this woman ??.......well my love jus doubled 😆😆😆............ he givs a sod-off look......... evidently hating her teasing n wanting 2 shut her up......she says i really regret not coming a few days earlier as i missed u falling flat on the ground everytym u tried 2 battle....... the way ur fighting wiv ur servant n loosing everytym im loving it........... hey me 2 me 2 😃😆😆......... again more damn-u Shobna looks.......... 🤣🤣.......... n she says oops i 4ot 4 a sec im helping u .......😛........... she says ok dont worry ill tell Amoli not 2 fast so she can becum urs fast......... Dv about 2 leave but she says hey make sure u eat coz this fast isnt 4 unsuccessful lovers keeping it 4 their so-called love as u may find at the end of the day that u didnt get Amoli Womali n had 2 sleep empty stomach......... ooooooooo a superb double meaning line 👏👏 n he leaves afta havin enuf 😆😆 n she says 2 herself that i wont let ur fast be successful Amoli n Epi ends..............
So 1st half pretty 🥱🥱 lectures but Shobna n DV scene was mind-blowing 👏👏👏👏 extremely hilarious n entertaining.............. seriouly a match made in heaven 🤣.......... brillaint expression n performance by DV n Shobna...........
Enjoy 😉
😭......... as u have said b4 a victim of life's cruelty (hope i have quoted u right 😳) 
episode , you just make it special⭐️
..... he sure does which is y he is teh KING 
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
Arjun
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