Husband Wife jokes =]

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Husband: Will you let him drive my car?

Wife: Well, I think so.

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Wife: No, he is shorter.

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1st one: that's a nice gesture.. 😆😆

Originally posted by: Xserial_queenX

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What?... Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?

Wife: I am afraid I will. You know how much I hate solitude.

Husband: Will you let him drive my car?

Wife: Well, I think so.

Husband: Will you let him sit in my favorite chair?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?

Wife: Maybe.

Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?

Wife: No, he is shorter.

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first one good 😆

second one even better 🤣 heck does that mean she's having an affair?

Originally posted by: baz786

first one good 😆

second one even better 🤣 heck does that mean she's having an affair?

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 they were hillarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL! I'm not married but I always find marriage jokes amusing.

LOOL @ the second one! hahaha!