So the D-Day is here!! Yipppeeee!! Hoorraaayyy!!....we all dance a jig!!! At last..how long have we waited for this??? Eons!!....So what do we all do??...We crash it!!! Yesss!! We are all going to crrrashh the most awaited SR!! We the RBO forum members!!!....😆
Shanak's BR door....knock! Knock! No response...
Karishma says Darwaaza tod do!!😆
Well actually the door is unlocked!!..How cud they make that mistake?, looks like they forgot to lock it in their betaabi to get started..!!
Inside we see our fav Jodi..Shanak sitting on the bed!!! ( Couch ko chod diya?), and Shaan is abt to lift the Red Odhani which is draped on Khanak...when we make our entrance!! They both turn and gape at us!!
Sh: Kya?..yahaan bhi yeh log aa gaye?..( shaking his head..in resignation.)
Kh: Kaon log?? ( puzzled)..😕
Us: STOPPP!!..I mean CUT, CUT!! What... you were going to do it without us?? Directors bina Drama..How is that possible?😕 We... yr most ardent fans have waited sooo long for this, we have lost our sleep..see our red rimmed eyes!! We have planned, taken you places in our dreams..how can you do this to us?? Amrita ne to Honeymoon suite ki ek ek cheez plan ki thi!!...😃
Karishma: Haa, and I had all the Mahatvapuurn vastuein lined up too!! See, we brought them with us! ( hopping from one foot to another in sheer excitement).😆
Control yaar, control..nahin to hamari jitni bhi izzat thi woh mitti mein mil jaayegi!😳
That is why, you are going to do SR the way we want it...Perfect, with all the ingredients..
Kh: ( tapping Shaan on the shoulder), Yeh kya ho raha hai....kya aapki Girl Phriends hain sab?? ( looking annoyed)..
Sh: ( guiltily..) Nahin, nooo, no, Yeh sab RBO forum ke members hain..hamari bahut bade Fans hain!😃
Kh: ( confused) Phans??
Sh: Fans matlab..Haan Chahne wale...yes..
Us: No Phankhe..gol gol ghoomne wale aur ab gol gol ghumane wale!!!😆😃
Khanak smiles in confusion and we all settle on the bed surrounding the couple, all of us IN their face and of course being female...Shaan's face!! Karishma and Manju are gazing deep into his eyes~~ up close and Personal!! Shaan is clearly enjoying this..grinning and blushing..haii..😳
Lagta hai pupillary reflex check kar rahe hain....Kahin to usne koi sharaab to nahin pee li hai??
Khanak is def not liking this....
Kh:( irritated),Accha bataaiye hum aapke liye kya kar sakte hain? 😡
There is a loud Knock on the Door...we hear Dharam's voice: Sirji!!.....Kuch hua kya? Boliye naa, mujhe badi betaabi ho rahi hai!!😳
Sh: Dharam!! Sharm karo..sab kuch hone ke baad boloonga..kuch karne to do!!..
Dharam: Pleaz...woh Palang tod Paan kaisa laga, zaroor mujhe batana apna experience!!
Us: Yess, Palang tod Paan..Waah kya Dhamaake daar naam hai..😆
Kh: woh kya hota hai?.
Us: Itni bholi mat bano...I know tumhe sab kuch pata hai..Sirf hamar poor Shaan hi itna bhola hai..isn't that Right..Shaan?
Khanak looks down embarassed, Shaan lifts his eyebrows and looks at her in wonder..😉
Us: Yes, very important..Shaan you have to drink this Badam wala dudh and eat this Special formula, Palang tod Paan!!... Just beware don't put it directly on the bed!!😆
Nahin to...bed toot jaayega!!!😆
Shaan drinks the milk and eats the Paan, and almost immediately starts becoming tipsy..
And Khanak we have brought for you another Paan...tumhe yeh khana hi padega!! Yeh lo..special Jadibooti wala Paan!! ( But we didn't tell her that it is a combo of Raat ki Rani Paan, Baahon mein Chale aao Paan, Raat baaki baat baki Paan, Jawaani hai Nasha Paan, Bachke kahaan jaoge Paan....Hum do hamara Ek Paan!!)...😆😳😉😃
Khanak looks at it suspiciously but eats it...We all heave a sigh of relief!!! Ok aaj raat ko to SR hoke hi rahega... Whether Shaan likes it or not!!!!😳
Swati: Here is a Besharmi Paan for the rest of us..kyonki if we stay here anymore we have to be Besharami mein PhD!!!..😆
Meanwhile we have carefully set up SR ke Mahatvpurn stuff such as music, candles, rose petals..and so on...Bath tub area is also ready..looking very sensual indeed!!
As we watch, we see a gradual change in Khanak's attitude..She has flung off her odhani, her sari palloo is askew, her chest is heaving, her face is flushed and her eyes have a strange sparkle in them as she looks at us and then at Shaan...who is leaning back on the pillow..eyeing us all one by one...You had me at first glance dude!! You had me!!...😳
Us: Ok Shaan, chalo I guess we have to coach you..Burthal!! Take Khanak's L hand and kiss it, looking at her while you do it! and Khanak..Shiver!! as if you're eating a really cold ice cream and Sharmana please??..😳
Shaan picks up Khanak's hand and kisses it..while Khanak glares at him. She looks even more flushed than before..whats going on??😕
Manju: What Shaan you call that feather touch a kiss??..Usme Passion hona chahiye..you have to look as if you want to eat her alive!! Here let me show you!! So saying she plants a resounding Smacker on his cheek and Karishma, not to waste an opportunity plants another on his other cheek!! 😳Soon he is on his back and all of the girls are practically smothering him!!..Shanak SR or Hamari SR??
Suddenly, we hear Khanak's voice which sounds very different...Ruk Jao, Mere Shaan ko chod do!!!!!!
We all jump back surprised..!!
Khanak looks like another woman as she jumps on Shaan, grabs his collar and says ..Tum sirf mere Pati ho...samjhe!! Koi aur ladki ko bhool se bhi dekha to.....!!😡😳😃
Then not bothered with the audience, Khanak proceeds to cover his face and neck with kisses and Shaan looks at us and grins..
We quietly leave..closing the door firmly behind us..😳
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