AAJ KA PR SAMACHAR - Arman Reunion Special

My forum friends after many eons I have been inspired to write a samachar patra cum ramblings. So this is my wedding gift dedicated to the Creatives and ArMan.

I have a simple request to CVs as the wedding takeaway gift, I would like to take away Satish.

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AAJ KA PR SAMACHAR

Breaking News

India Inspires Runaway Bride Reloaded - November 12, 2010 ' Hollywood, LA

Bollywood and Indian entertainment has always had a glamorous charm and an unmistakable allure for Hollywood. It has been rumoured that Burniversal Studio executives have been inspired by a Top of the Charts soap saga called Pavitra Rishta and are in talks with the show's producer Kekta Mai to use it as the base plot for the planned "Runaway Bride Reloaded". There has been talk that up and coming rookie Sushant Singh Rajput that plays an integral role in this saga will take on the responsibilities of indie director. Congos to Mr. Rajput.

So why PR you ask? Ladies and Gentleman you need not ask as the answer is so evident its like being hit in the face repeatedly by a bull dozer. The Brides are always running away. The only thing that changes is who they run away with? Sometimes their mother, sometimes their exes, sometimes their rapists, sometimes with BILs, sometimes all by themselves like Dorothy from Wizard of Oz.

Let us not focus on the mundane - Why or With who or Where to or Where now but let us focus on the $$$$$$ million dollar questions $$$$$$$ ' WHEN AND WHO NEXT??? Remember the fun is not in the itinerary but in the chase.

The theme has inspired, the actors have intrigued, the director nominee is standing by - all we need is a tagline for the movie and it has been decided that PR Forum will be the place where a competition for the new tagline contest for Runaway Bride Reloaded will be held. Gear up PR forum for the escapade of a lifetime'..

Personal Injury Class Action Lawsuit Filed Against Kekta - November 12, 2010 ' Mumbai, India

Several loyal viewers of PR have filed a personal injury class action lawsuit against Kekta Mai of Balaji Productions due to exposure to unexpected PR Whiplash.

In their desire to reunite the protagonists, viewers were subject to fast paced "table tennis match" style plots. Kabhi yahan kabhi wahan.

The damages being sought as part of the class action are that Shibu and Kekta should do 100 head butts and then be exposed to 50 Whiplashs to make up for the sadistic plots and mercilessly chaotic reunion segments.

Editorial (a.k.a. Hope's Hopeless Ramblings)

Bappa Ki Lagayi Lottery (For Fifs: Bappa Wins the Jackpot)

Who would have thought ki Bappa ki lagjayegi lottery? Poor Bappa, his inbox was inundated daily with a never ending stream of emails of the ArMan Reunion. He gave so many hints that he did not care or want to intervene. He hoped that he too would have the human option of declaring email bankruptcy or reporting spam but alas.

Finally, he won the jackpot today. The High Maintenance Devotees Club (Arman, Damo, Vandu, Satish, Ajit) are off his back. Phew!!! Congos to Bappa. Bala tal gayi.

So Bappa kya hua? Kaise hua? Hamein bhi batao

Here's how it went down''''''''''.

(guys, narration is being attempted in musical theatre parody style, so bear with me😃)

Characters: Sanskaari Bishop (Satish), Kalyugi Lancelot (Manav), Virgin Madonna (Archana), Diabolical Damien (Jay), TinkerBell (Shravani),

Scene 1: Sanskaari Bishop comes to meet the Virgin Madonna in the Infamous Balcony (where all family matters are resolved).

Sanskaari Bishop: Madonna, Madonna, Virginal Madonna !!! Quick, Heed Me!! You must not wed Diabolical Damien, he has planned a Fatichaar Future for you.

Virgin Madonna: But I must, I must............... (breaks into song) Climb every mountain, Ford every rocky stream, Follow every fake rainbow, Till I find my sadistic dream............. (Madonna now smiles a rueful smile, halo glowing so bright my eyes were burning)

Sanskaari Bishop: Oh Virgin, Virgin Madonna , Why MUST you seek this Obstacle Course? Why can you not just take the newly paved and comfortable Super Highway?

(both break out in song now)

Virgin Madonna: Because I can't

Sanskaari Bishop: yes, you can

Virgin Madonna: No, I can't

Sanskaari Bishop: yes, you can

Virgin Madonna: YES I CAN!!!! YES ICAN!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then she KNEW, she KNEW and in that MOMENT OF KNOWING, she wanted to break out again in Song and Tap Dance like Eliza Doolittle. "I want to dance all night, I want to dance all night, and still I beg for more. I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I've never done before....." But Sanskaari Bishop knowing that Madonna did not sense the urgency of the situation had to interrupt her mental sonata.

Sanskaari Bishop: let us hurry Virgin Madonna and make the Grand Getaway. My white compact steed awaits.

Virgin Madonna's Grand Getaway was almost ruined by her bumbling father. Thank God for Sharad Rao. Bappa's Angel of Mercy!!!!

Off she ran, halo and all to rendezvous with an undecided and undeterred Kalyugi Lancelot.

She planned on singing the Entire Opera until she was hoarse or parched (whichever came first) until he agreed to do THE DUET OF THEIR LIFE. Such was her mission. If it did not work, she could then try Plan B - Slap Fest of the Century.

Scene 2: Kalyugi Lancelot was summoned by Tinkerbell to Never Never Land

Tinkerbell was buzzing from pillar to post with a Jolt of Pragmatism. She released him from his promise with a wave of her nimble hands. Her release made their Apavitra Rishta a Pavitra Rishta again.

He did not get it at first.

Tinkerbell Human?????????? Really, I thought pixie fairies were mean? Well that's what everyone kept telling me?

But it finally SANK IN. And at that moment, if Kalyugi Lancelot had been equipped with fairy dust, he would have dumped all his treasure on her.

Scene 3: The Karmic Milap in Full Swing

The Prodigals came looking for each other but alas no luck . But they persevered and continue on the beaten track. All the time, Kalyuigi Lancelot was singing:

Woh chali, woh chali, dekho pyaar ki gali, Usse roke naa koi, woh chali, woh chali, Na na na meri jaan, dekho jaana naa vahan, Koi pyaar ka lutera lute naa meri jaan

And their Spiritual GPS (that has been operating post leap using the pavitra pyaar wavelengths) guided them to the Karmic Milap Point (Lake Suicide) and when the Prodigal Lovers saw each other they could contain themselves no longer and again they broke out in song:

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to
Cry if I want to
You would cry to if it happened to you

And then my friends, we witnessed the CELESTIAL HUG

(curtain drops................. Intermission)

Act to follow - the mothers of the Prodigal Lovers are going to be singing

Zoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Pampaara Zoobi Doobi ParampamZoobi Doobi Zoobi Doobi Naache Kyun Paagal Stupid Mann

While they whip their Merry Butts😆

Ciao for now folks, hope you liked the patra

Hope😃😃

🤣🤣🤣 , Kudos ! Hope U excelled urself ! sanskaari Bishop ! Ill get back , serving dinner

HopeDi glad that u r making this mega news for the star couple👍🏼

Hopester you back with your superb tricks...Loved your Samachar Patra...Keep it coming love.....

Hopester mogga ................Saamke besttt samachaar patra goh ....... .

Characters: Sanskaari Bishop (Satish), Kalyugi Lancelot (Manav), Virgin Madonna (Archana), Diabolical Damien (Jay), TinkerBell (Shravani),

Scene 1: Sanskaari Bishop comes to meet the Virgin Madonna in the Infamous Balcony (where all family matters are resolved).🤣 Kudos Kudos and Kudos for the best wit in the forum .

And their Spiritual GPS (that has been operating post leap using the pavitra pyaar wavelengths) guided them to the Karmic Milap Point (Lake Suicide) and when the Prodigal Lovers saw each other they could contain themselves no longer and again they broke out in song:Again ........one of my fav where i laughed the loudest

hope , the musical analysis was too good. today most of the characters got what the viewers wanted for a long long time. Sharvani her self-respect , Manav and Archana their love, damador his dream bahu , Vandita her favorite vahini and the viewers the wedding of Arman. The creatives with the magic wand full filled all the wishes at the same time.

Originally posted by: koolsadhu1000

Hopester mogga ................Saamke besttt samachaar patra goh ....... .

Characters: Sanskaari Bishop (Satish), Kalyugi Lancelot (Manav), Virgin Madonna (Archana), Diabolical Damien (Jay), TinkerBell (Shravani),

Scene 1: Sanskaari Bishop comes to meet the Virgin Madonna in the Infamous Balcony (where all family matters are resolved).🤣 Kudos Kudos and Kudos for the best wit in the forum .

And their Spiritual GPS (that has been operating post leap using the pavitra pyaar wavelengths) guided them to the Karmic Milap Point (Lake Suicide) and when the Prodigal Lovers saw each other they could contain themselves no longer and again they broke out in song:Again ........one of my fav where i laughed the loudest

I laughed at alll the songs but Hopester at these two paras i ROFL .

Ur songs were hilariously APT and witty .

Shravnis description as a pixie was simply lovely . I ADORED pixies since childhood when i read Enid Blyton books .

She was the one who took the decision fyi today . Surprisingly all those who had praised and praised Manav for dumping her at the mandap saying BETTER LATE THAN NEVER , its GOOD HE IS NOT DESTROYING WHOLE LIFE FOR TWO YEARS are NOT extending the same understanding to Shravani saying BETTER LATE THAN NEVER .They r rolling their eyes [ this emoticon is in super use today] and saying HOW COME THE SUDDEN CHANGE ?😃

But me , Im SUPER DUPER Happy . Let anyone say whatever they want ..........That happened on screen what I had wished for ! Bappa ne meri sUn Li . Muvaaa to CVs .

Mogga:

I am happy you and Varshu and the rest found it funny.

I was watching today and thought OMG what happened to the sindoor throwing?

I had an amazing section planned for that.

Anyways, can't have it all.

I agree with you Shravani did good.

Manav was so-so for me.

I loved the new bike. Did he get it as dowry from Tinkerbell?

More than Arman I loved Satish today. not with ArMan but with his wife.

He is a very practical person and his magnanimous gesture stood out. I am practical most of the time but no matter how much I love my husband a mistake like varsha's would have taken a lot longer for me to stomach. he is a wonderful man. sad fact is she will still repeat her mistakes again as that is her nature. she is wilful and he is understanding.

Satish has repeatedly warmed my heart with his actions and his practicality in all sorts of adversity. which is why I want him to be my takeaway gift from this show.

Hope😃

🤣🤣hope you outdid yourself today...i couldnt stop laughing, between you and kools i think everyone on this forum are gonna have their fill and then some this whole weekend....👏👏NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excellent stuff Hope, even though I'm laughing at the patra, I'm also wondering how much time it took to you to write all these lines..

I had thought of the track as a little disappointing at first, but now I think in many cases it was a lot better than many things that have been discussed before.

I hope now your patras will continue. So much jubilitation on the forum today, so nice. And all parties are happy.