On the Bean Bag with Shaan!!.....RBO Forum special edition, part 1....๐ณ
Guys lagta hai ki couch thoda bada hai...and when we approach intimate subjects its very important to put the person at ease so I chose that today we are going to share the Bean Bag ( you know the one which is somewhat like a water bed!๐ณ๐)..with Shaan one at a time!! (and Me most of the time!!!)..๐๐๐
I have with me here Manita ( I promised!๐), Swati ( Shaan ki adopted Mommy!๐), Ammu ( sweet and Ishmart baby๐)...Shriya ( she has some really good questions!๐),.Ash (she gets the best part!๐ณ), Amrita is going to join me in the Gym๐ณ!!..rest PM me for part 2!!
Me: Guys, ground rules..No fighting, no screaming or pulling each other's hair, no shoving/pushing, everybody gets a chance to ask Qs, so please wait for yr turn..๐ก
Shaan knocks and enters in his white yeh ladka shirt..a Big Smile on his face striking the SRK pose and says..Mein Aa gayaa..!! Girls are you Readdyy?!! Hi Simi!! doing alright?? ( grins wickedly!)๐ณ๐
Me:( for once tongue tied for want of words!)..uhhh, its better not to talk abt it here..later ok Shaan!!๐คข
Shaan nods and winks..๐คข
RBO F members:( weak in the knees, pulse racing, feeling dizzy, dry mouth...is it really happening??)๐คข
Thuddd!!...What?? Ammu faints๐...Shaan ( ever the gentleman,๐ณ) catches her and puts her on the couch.....TG not on the Bean bag!!..๐
Sh: what happened?..๐ณ
We: ( angrily..Ammu..don't start already!๐ก)..uhhh, Nothing, She does that periodically, she has some 'Dil Ki Bimaari'..( yaa, kabhi bhi koi handsome ladke ko dekh ti hai to behosh ho jati hai!!)..don't worry abt her, she'll be fine!! ( throwing cold water on Ammu's face..!) lets continue!!..๐
Ammu : ( looking dazed), Mein kahaan hoon?๐..( gets ignored, sorry dear..๐ณ)
We lead Shaan to the Bean Bag....and I go first!!..๐
We struggle for sometime to gain some balance..( yeh bean bag bhi naa, its very badmash!!๐ณ๐คข)..Shaan is smiling as he holds my hand and I am desperately trying not to Hyperventilate!!...Help me!!๐คข
Me: ( vision is blurred), Shaan I heard that she said it..now what?..
Sh: Yaa......... so she did! Finally!! I was abt to take desperate steps..after all you cannot be a gentleman forever...๐
Me: fluttering eyes, ( I don't like gentlemen except the Darcy๐ณ kind!)..yes, we understand..we also feel the same way ( take it to the Limit babes!...lage raho!)...๐
Shaan hugs me and I am abt to hug him back, when someone pulls me up and takes my place!!..( bacchoo wait nahin kar sakti hai kya?)..๐ก๐ก
Shriya: ( cuddling upto Shaan๐ณ)..So you are going to do it right!! On live TV????...
Sh: ( growing red๐ฒ)..No its prime time, and its Indian telly, we can only pretend..and sometimes what's implied is more sexy...๐๐ณ
RBO F: Yes, yes..soooo sexy!!...when is it going to air??..
Sh: Hopefully soon!! Khanak is as eager as I am..๐ณ
RBO F Mem( Who is this?): Shaan dear... watch what you say, there are some kids here!!..you'll corrupt them!...๐
Sh: cheekily..I'm a kid too! Really, a big kid!! ( winks!)๐คข
RBO F mem: Do you believe in marriage first and love afterwards or vice versa..
Sh: ( flashing a brilliant smile!!๐ .... I am almost faint...holds onto Manita!๐) I believe in LOVE!! If there is love, trust and respect then you need nothing else!! Marriage is just a certificate you need in this society...but for me love is enough, marriage comes later..
Swati: When are you going to pass out my boy, I need to give you CPR!!..๐๐๐
Sh: ( looks puzzled at Swati)..๐
Swati starts swaying putting a hand on her forehead..( what ek nazar aur khalaas?!!)...๐
Ammu: Mein kahaan hoon???..๐
Manita: ( in a husky voice๐ณ)..Swati dear, stop it, control yrself, remember you are a doc like me...follow my lead!!๐
Sh: ( looks at Manita with his come hither eyes)..Doc?...I wud so love to be yr patient!!.... ๐ณ๐๐
Manita:..( woh to gayi kaam se!)..๐คข
Me..(crisis control!!๐ณ... I guess I have to call 911)..this is getting out of hand!!..Shaan sweetheart wud you be kind enough to go out and hang around with Ash for a little while, She got locked out and she's yr sabse badi fan!๐๐ณ๐ ....while we try to recuperate what ever little dignity we have left!!...For my sake!!???๐๐ณ
Sh: ( seems to be really enjoying himself), oh alright, anything for you my dear๐ณ๐, but I'll be back soon!! I am really loving these sessions... You all are just soo lovely ladies...muaaahhhhh!! ( blows kisses!!!)...swaggers out..๐คข๐คข๐คข๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
Thud..Thud...Thud...Thud....Thud......... (yeh kya ho raha hai, collapse enmasse..see U next time!..)๐๐๐๐