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TeleBirdie, of course, is a fictional character...this is for entertainment purposes only. Hope you enjoy it and get a laugh or two out of it.
TB: Today we are blessed, truly, truly blessed to have a source from LTL respond to some of the rumors swirling around the show...Thank you for joining us and helping us to set the record straight.
Source: My pleasure...
TB: D-Day is fast approaching...
Source: D-Day???
TB: The "it's about Damn time this show moved on with the face reveal Day - D-Day!" Clever, no?
Source <clearly confused>: Errmmm....I never quite thought of it that way...
TB: So, the biggest question is who will reveal the face?
Naku? Babi? Ganpat? Kala? Baji? Madhu? Anna? Dutta? Arre, is there anyone I didn't mention?
Source: Anna's dead...
TB: So right...so should I scratch him off the list? <laughs> And let's not forget Sethji. How could we forget that little bundle of brotherly love?
Source: You know, TeleBirdie, I can't say anything at all about that...but I can set some rumors to rest.
TB: Very generous of you...because we've heard some crazy, crazy rumors...well, they sounded crazy at first, but then lo and behold! we see them on the screen!
Source: Like what?
TB: Like Naku waiting until her marriage to tell the love of her life the truth that she isn't quite who she said she was...
Source: No chance...it'll happen before...if not, it would make Naku look ...
TB: Dishonest??? No, don't say THAT! Our sweet, innocent, Mami-permission-seeking Naku...victim of society, victim of her apsara beauty, damned from the moment of birth to be....pretty. Terrible destiny...
Source: TeleBirdie, aren't you stretching it a bit?
TB: Haven't you stretched it....A....BIT? <sarcasm>But I am glad to hear it will happen before the wedding.....because I was hearing rumors from your set that Dutta might get a little surprise on his suhag raat...you know...a very unromantic...surprise.
Source: No, that would be tacky, TeleBirdie...Give us some credit...
TB: WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE...
Source: What?
TB: Water under the bridge. It's my new mantra....keeps me positive about the show. <Winks> Another rumor buzzing around is that there will be a shocking, shocking brawl over Baji's affections between Roops and Madhu...
Source: KYA? What???
TB: Someone on the set, who shall remain nameless but who is intimately involved with the storyline...has said he...I mean Baji...will become the object of great desire. Roops will soon realize her love for Baji, and will fight Madhu for her man...from what I hear it may happen at the Tasha wedding...you know, THOSE PATIL WEDDINGS ARE NEVER BORING! Runaway brides, guns, falling chandeliers, traumatized pandits, guests locked in to enjoy the sideshow, and now a brawl over Baji....
Source: Well....
TB: So it will happen at the Tasha wedding?
Source: No...I didn't say that...
TB: You didn't have to....is that how the face reveal happens? Naku gets knocked over, VICTIM yet again, but this time to two love- or should I say Baji-crazy girls? Water lying near-by falls on her face, and the soot decides it's time to reveal itself?
Source: TB, you're saying that to annoy me...come on!
TB: No, serious...look at my notes....the dialogue is as follows:
Roops: He is mine...I saw him first.
Madhu: He likes me, don't you see? He can't take his eyes off me.
Roops: Now YOU think you're an apsara too!
Madhu: Kya? The minute I saw him...the hair, the colorful shirts, the smile...
Roops: Chup!
Source <looks incredulously>: Unbelievable! Where did you get that?
TB: Another rumor--Suds falls for Naku's beauty, tries to woo her by getting all hot and bothered, gussa...with earrings and kurta.
Source: <laughs> That's so not happening...
TB: Arre, don't underestimate the his APPEAL...we hear there's a Casanova stud waiting to emerge...that he will change for Naku...become a friend to creatures big and small, friend to all children....become shy....
Source: Nope...no stud emerging anytime soon...where did you get that anyway?
TB: No matter.....I also hear that Ganpat will leave Babi, saying she's too dumb for him...that he can't stand the drama anymore...that he feels like he is in one of those COLORS serials....
Source: No, I'm afraid they're stuck together....
TB: How unfortunate for Ganpat. Poor guy....the fans have started to empathize with him, with the fact that Babi pushed him to alcohol with her utter nonsense.
Source: Forced him to go to drink? That's not in the story...
TB: We're reading between the lines....like with Naku. What about DP emerging as Kala's father....
Source: This is NOT an Ekta show....
TB: You sure about that?
Source: Yes! TB, why are you so mad?
TB <smiles>: Now, sweet, why would I be mad? So what we fans ahve been jerked around for a few months as you "explore the characters' psyche" with the ma-beti nonsense, the soot that decides when it wants to come offf, asking for Bappa's, TIME's, mami's, Baji's...ANYBODY's permission to tell a truth...no, I'm not mad...WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE.
Source: <smiles> Speaking of water, if I put in another shower scene, will you be happy?
TB: Okay... <smiles> I mean...I'm sure the show's fans would WELCOME it! I'm just speaking for my readers, the fans, you know.
Source: <smiles> Of course, you are....
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