On The Couch With Shaan...

Masti time!! Kya karoon,..want to have something Spicy😉😉 I have come back with another RBO FORUM member session and this time its a tete-a-tete with Shaan!!!!!...........

So it is a nice cozy office of the RBO forum, we have a very nice couch ( just like Shaan's), just for our esteemed guests!! We want them to relax and unload!!!😳

RBO F member ( let that be me!)😆, Wow, Hi Shaan , what a pleasant surprise!, take the couch!( extending my hand to shake his....I shiver with pleasure when he touches it, then OUCH!! he almost sprains my wrist!, guy doesn't know his own strength!!.)

Sh:..Ahh..I'm sorry..did I hurt you?.( really concerned!)😳

RBO F: coyly....( Zor ka jhatka dheere se lagao..zor se nahin!)😉..no, its alright..are you practising wrestling with Khanak all the time...tum to bade chupe rustom nikle!! ( winking..!).😳😳😳

Sh: ( he understood..smart lad!)..uhuhhh...not really..I just let go at my gym, been spending more time there lately..( downcast..)😭

RBO F: Kya hua yaar?.. Arre, you guys are unbelievable!.. How long has it been? Lost count..2, 3 weeks..it almost seems like eternity for me..Wondering are you working on breaking the Guiness Record for how long does it take for a loving 'Married Couple' to consummate their relationship inspite of living in the same house, same room??😕😕.. Come on..please we are getting desperado here..

Sh: I wish we could win an award for this..then at least it would be worth something..but no..its just because I love my couch too much and I think Khanak loves her kitchen too much!!...😕

RBO F:..What do you mean..I can understand the couch..I too love my computer too much( because of you!!!...yummm.😳.), don't have time for anything else..but can't understand the kitchen problem!!..

Sh: You know, those 3 words, if she says them, then we will spend all our time doing..umm...you know what..😉. Yes, Step 2!. 😉Then Khanak won't have anytime to cook at all..and everybody's so used to her cooking now..that they would def miss her...

RBO F: Wow..can't wait man.. was actually thinking that you were made of stone or something else.😆.you hide your feelings so well!!....As for the problem, the kitchen one, either you have to take a break for a couple of hours everyday..she can cook then, it may not even take that long..a few minutes might do!! She is superfast you know!!..she could even teach Harilal a trick or two..as for the couch..😍

Sh: I think that it will get J!...Lately I have been Into inanimate objects!!..

RBO F:( Haiii....if you could look at me the way you looked at your Guitar!!..I wud have Rocked yr Boat Big time babes!!...)😃..Sighs...I understand pal..hota hai..frustration mein aisa bhi hota hai..😳Easy!!...Throw the bed out and cuddle up on the Couch!!...Its a win win situation! ( I wish I was a Bed bug..or shall I say Couch bug?.😉😳.)..If you still can't do it then...there is something Really wrong!!..😕

Sh:..Nahin yaar..nothing is wrong..You guys are just great..continue to keep tabs on us..Thanks!! btw you look lovely!!..grinning..😳

RBO F( Me!): Bye Shaan!! (Faints!!........in his arms..tough luck Khanak!!)..😉😳😃

@ Simi..........😡..* fretting and fuming *.........pehle to yeh bata bacchhhuuu ki bina kisi poll ke, bina kisi committee decision ke, bina kisi ko bataye....what were you doing on office couch .........
with OMG....Shaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!!!😲

we were busy celebrating diwali and you...* makes a face*.........smart girl, invited shaan and fainted in his arms...😲😲

* runs to inform DD.....and Veena...and Beenii....and Krishnaa...... omg...Amrita too........and Karishma.........and manju.....and swati, priya, Mahi......May..........Gaayu.......Sehju.....Shriya....Deena.....Jaya.....Vandu........and our First Khanak-teech,...... zennnn.......Sidra........and everybody at the forum who I did not mention in a hurry........omg...........look at her.......😭........the gaddaaar is smiling.............😭
we better tie and gag and strangle Simi.......she has joined "Shaan - the desperate group "........don't you notice she shook hands with him, 😲shivered 😭....and in the end coolly fainted in his arms.........Gang....we need someone to keep a tab on her.............!!!🤣

Manita...I was just representing you guys!!!😳😆....Itna zyaada frustration ab tak nahin dekha yaar..thought doc hone ka thoda to faayda utha loon??😆 Poor Shaan...he needs it bad!! You shud have seen his face!! So I took pity on him and fainted!!!😉 Next time Manita...I'll invite you.....Pukka!!!😆

Originally posted by: simiv

Manita...I was just representing you guys!!!😳😆....Itna zyaada frustration ab tak nahin dekha yaar..thought doc hone ka thoda to faayda utha loon??😆 Poor Shaan...he needs it bad!! You shud have seen his face!! So I took pity on him and fainted!!!😉 Next time Manita...I'll invite you!!!😆

@ Bold...thanks a lot Simi......don't forget it....okk....next time I would like to be there.............. * sighs*
* feeling a little better*.....
*still hyperventilating*......but it's fine....i'll take a little time ....!!

By the way.........thanks for representing all of us😡.......and fainting😡........and shaking hands😡........asking double meaning questions ( you know which ones😉...) that too coyly😳..........and sitting close to him😡...............on behalf of all of us😡............don't act ishmaaart okkk.............thank you ............for spending time with him😡.............on behalf of all of us😡...........* back to fretting and fuming*......* back to calling the gang*...................Girllsssssssssssss..............where are you alll???😭😭

Manita..calm down, calm down!! Hubby ko pata chal jayegaa..count slowly 1-10...!! Breathe!!! I haven't told you yet what happened after the fainting part!!!😉😳

Originally posted by: drswati

hey lucky uuuuuuu(nice way.....apne man ko samjhane ke liye shaan ko dream karo .....hat milao.....apnee tarif karao😉)................nice one simi...............alwaz love to read ur post................shaan ka extended intervw shld be done.......wid hs way of handling hs lady love while performing step2.............pl go ahead

Swati!! You naughty Girl!! Abhi to yeh 1st session hai...use wapas to aane do!! Shayad shock therapy karna padega!!!😆😆😆

Tumhare imagination ki dhart deni paregi Simi....Well the only way you are going to get Shaan is in your dreams😆......

wow!...nxt tym u r including me too in ur interview, didi! (cant wait to fanit in his arms!! lol) khanak's obsession wid the kitchen and shaan's obsession wid the couch....brilliant!

Originally posted by: simiv

Manita...I was just representing you guys!!!😳😆....Itna zyaada frustration ab tak nahin dekha yaar..thought doc hone ka thoda to faayda utha loon??😆 Poor Shaan...he needs it bad!! You shud have seen his face!! So I took pity on him and fainted!!!😉 Next time Manita...I'll invite you.....Pukka!!!😆