Hey India Forum Members!!!! I was having a busy day, and after all my tasks for the day were over, I fell asleep outside my house next to a little fountain on a big comfy chair!!! And then, I had the weirdest dream ever!!!! Obviously, it had a lot to do with JJKN, so here is the bizzare dream I had(by the way, I added some stuff to make it interesting!!!)
( The atmosphere is tense, Jassi is at court. Opposite her is Mallika, standing at the witness stand, and they are both looking at her menacingly. Jassi's family, Armaan, Raj and Aryan are sitting in the crowd)
Mallika: "Tumne Jassi ko maara, hai, aur mein tumhe saaza zaroor dilwaongi!!!" "Gulmohar mera hain, aur tum kuch nahin kaar sakti ho!!"
Jassi:"Mallika, main kya kahoon, tum tho bohot hi pagal ho! Jassi maari nahin hai! In fact, woh isse courtroom main hai!!!
Mallika:"Kya bukwaas kaar rahi ho!!! Jassi tho maar chuki hai, aur koon tumne kaara hain!!! Jessica, tu tho gaye!!!
Jassi:" Um, nahin Mallika maam, Jassi zinda hai, aur woh tumhare saamne kardi hain!!!
(Mallika is a little confused, so is Thakral, and the judge, who was fast asleep, woke up with a jhatka!!!!! Jassi's family is happy, Armaan Raj and Aryan are a little confused!!!)
Mallika:"Tumhara kya maatlab hai, kya tum Jassi ho(she is laughing)? Please Jessica darling, kya main itni pagal lagti hoon? Aur yeh lawyer aur judge, yeh log tho pagal nahin hai!!! Kya proof hain tumhare paas ke tum hi Jassi ho? Nahin hain na saboot? Kyunki Jassi maar chuki hain, aur tumneusko maara hai!!!
Jassi: Mallika, mujhe bholnay ke mauka tho do na!!
(Jassi reaches into her purse and retrieves her thick-rimmed glasses!!! She puts them on, and the emtire audience gasps)
Mallika:(extremely horrified) Jassi!! Tum!!!! Maine tho socha tha ke tum maar gaye ho!!!! Kyu nahin maari tum!!! Upar se, tum annoyingly Jessica Bedi banke aagaye ho!!!!
(Everybody is shocked to hear this, including the Judge and Armaan, and Raj.)
Jassi: Aab tumhara yeh khel kutham ho gaye hain!!!!Mallika, aab kta karogi!!!!
Armaan:(happy, anxious) Jassi I love you , ider aao, kitne dher se tum mujhse door rahi ho, aur tumne kyu nahin baataya ke tum Jassi ho. . . . . !!!!
(Raj is in shock that he fell in love with Jassi, and he is sitting there like a zombie. Mallika is getting infuriated, and the judge and lawyer Thakral fall asleep again!!!!)
Mallika: Aacha, koi baat nahin, agar tum nahin maari, tho main tumko maardoongi(she reaches into purse for a gun. She is about to shoot a shocked Jassi, when all of a sudden, the court doors blast open!!!)
The doors burst open, and who comes in Purab and Nandu? And who is with them, The Men In Black!!!!!
Purab: Jassi, tum yakeen hi nahin karogi, lekhin iss courtroom main aliens hain!!!!!!
Nandu:Haan Jassi, Yaha tho aliens chupe hai!!!!
Jassi: Kya!!! Aliens!!! Lekhin kyu!!!
"Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi" says an old guy in the audience!!!!
(Mallika is weirded out, so is everyone in the courtroom. Armaan is just trying to figure things out, the judge and Thakral are snoring, and now Raj is staring at stripper who just so happens to be putting on a show for the audience since she got bored of the case!!!)
MIB: Excuse me people, we must do our job!!!! Is there a Aryan Seth here? He was caught sneaking in a pack of aliens from Pluto into his cabin!!!! Where is he???
(Aryan, getting all nervous, sinks down in his seat, and he falls on the floor. All of a sudden, a big monster out of nowhere comes and gobbles him up, and then the monster dissapears)
MIB: Ok, that problem taken care of!!! But where are the aliens he snuck into his cabin, in a building I am told is Gulmohar!!!!
( Everyone is just confused. Thakral wakes up, and notices that a very violent toddler is about to stab him with a toothpick. Thakral screams, and the tiny toddler stabs him, and then starts violently beating him up)
Jassi is shocked, especially now that Britney Spears and Hema Malini are discussing Jassi's case!!!!All of a sudden, Mallika says:" I have a shocking news to tell you all, and that is............................
({I will continue the rest of the story I have, in the meanwhile, if you want to post a part, feel free to do so!!!!!}) 😃