Teacher - Student

A boy was late for school one day so the teacher asked him why, he said i saw a sign so she asked what did the sign say? ''school ahead go slow'' 😆😆

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how i spell it! 😆😆

Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher. 😆😆

Teacher To Student:

Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?

Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping. 😆😆

Nice! thank you!!!

onde day...

teacher: "Mike, tell me the chem formula of water. do oyu remember it?"

mike: "Yes, I do! H I J K L M N O"

teacher: "what are you telling me?"

mike: "the formula of water. you tell me last time that the formula of water is H to O"

PS: water = H2O

=)))