Kools reporting from base : Dandiya in PR
The Karanjkar sisters , all dressed like FILM STARS , not upper middle class women , did Aarti of Devi Maa . Holy Archu was dressed in Gujju style sari with exquisite jewellery , complete with bindi , mogra gajras and Backless blouse tied criss cross to bare her lovely fair back and short sleeves today . She looked stunning and as sad as a lonely sea nymph . She was roaming around everywhere , thinking of Bhagwan and disinterested in TDH .
Where r u MY Bhags she said in her heart , eyes searching for him . I wanna see u at least ONCE .Please come before my eyes .
Bhags , in a yellow kurta , got the telepathic call from his ardent BHakt . Am coming my dear Holy Archu , he said . Am COminggggg . Main Aaya AAya Aaaya Ayyaaa ......... . AAAJA Holy Archu responded , eyes shut and lips trembling . . Decent Satish tried to MAKE UP with Batatawada , seeing it was Festive time and all . R u still mad at me for re employing BHags ?He asked .
Huh ! What does it matter NOW said Batatawada , shrugging his plump shoulders . U already EMPLOYED him na ? So NOW why r u pretending and sucking up ha ? Did I have any choice in the matter ?Ha ? I respected na , ur decision as PARTNER ? Ha ? Drop this topic Decent Satish . I don't wanna talk of the trouble maker Bhags who made umpteen strikes in my company and almost SHUT IT DOWN
on Navratri day and spoil my mood .
Decent SAtish went away , crestfallen and chastised .
TDH , who had been keeping an eye on Decent Satish came there and stood sympathetically near his boss .
You know whats the problem with Decent Satish , TDH ? asked Batatawada bitterly . HE wants EVERYONE to be HAPPY . First he made Bhags Happy , now he was trying to make ME Happy . What he doesn't understand is sometimes u gotta make YOURSELF Happy and while doing that You gOTTA make others compulsorily UNHAPPY at times . Decent Satish just doesn't get this funda ."
He wudn't understand ..........TDH said , curbing his urge to say bluntly that HE is STUPID . But I do , boss . In fact , if people around you are UNHAPPY its a sure sign of success . One can safely say Success has arrived when people around u are jealous or unhappy .
My Pupil ! said Batatawada with fatherly pride , breaking out in a pleased , heart felt smile .
My Guru ! said TDH with devotion . I would do ANYTHING for u , Master . ANYTHING . Forget making people UNHAPPY , I wud make them UNDEAD like the vampires in dRacula , he added in his mind .
And they glowed happily at each other , their souls uniting in darkness inspite of the DEvi's presence .
Bhagwan and Holy Archu meanwhile were roaming around with SADELA faces , like bitter karelas with their respective spouses who were in a good mood and wanted to enjoy the Dandiya . When Shravani expressed a desire to play Dandiya , Bhagwan LIED that he dIDN"T KNOW HOW TO .
He is LYING said Savita matter of factly . Go , take the young gal and play some Dandiya u two faced LIAR . And Ajit you take my beautifully dressed Vandu . Go on you youngsters , ENJOY !
Bhagwan went , taking care to let Shravni know that he was being FORCED . That his soul was playing Dandiya with the one and only soulmate that he had ...........HOLY ARCHU .
Meanwhile 3 extremely corny women ..........Chubby's friends met Chubby who took them to introduce to honewaala damaad TDH . This is my damaad , Chubby said happily .
But wasn't Archana married to Manav ?How come this is possible ?asked the corny spectacled woman stupidly and loudly in front of TDH only . [ As if people r THIS STUPID < THIS TACTLESS AND THIS INSENSITIVE .}
TDH glared at his saas's friend his face turning as maroon as his Kurta. . Then Chubby took her in a corner and told her about Holy Archu's ATEET . She has this sad ATEET she told , and this gem of a man has accepted her wITH THAT ATEET . The moment they marry She won't have an ATEET , only a horrible FUTURE . Thank god that ATEET will be wiped out by the horrid Future .
You are sooooooo lucky Chubby ! squealed the corny woman who then made a beeline for holy Archu who was sadly digging her nails in her palms . You will be very very happy with ur new husband Holy Archu , she told her tactlessly and loudly again . NEW HUSBAND MUBARAK HO !
Holy Archu quivered like an aspen . New Husband ? Her one and only one husband was her BHAGS . She was spiritually wedded to him , HIS suhagan .Just like the brides of CHrist , thought Holy Archu .
Just then the Dandiya started . Manohar was watching it happily with Taklu Rane by his side . They both liked Dandiya and wanted to join , but their wives had not given them the signal with their eyes . Chubby was not allowing Manohar due to his heart condition and Prabhi did NOT like Taklu Rane frolicking with younger women in backless chaniya cholis . . She is HORRIBLY possesive , Taklu Rane had told Manohar when they had escaped for a few minutes to the men's toilet . As if any floozy will like me NOW , in this hairless state .......he had added with a bitter laugh .
Lets go to Savita's vada pav stall and eat a vada Pav , Manohar had suggested to cheer him up . Quick , we have only 5 minutes . Good ol Damo is there , he will give us .
No , its too risky , Taklu Rane had said . We Can't make it till there , eat , and come back in 5 minutes . Besides , I have no money , its all with Prabhi . I only wear Kurtas when we go out to functions , strictly no wallet . Its she who takes the matching purse .
I have literally forgotten how a wallet looks like , said Manohar with a sigh , thinking longingly of vadapavs . He wondered if one got vada paavs in Jamaica .
Then the duo had returned to see the dandiya .
For sometime everything was fine . TDH convinced Holy Archu to dance in the Dandiya by telling her its DEVI MAA"S SEVA . He had LIKED her backless blouse very much .😃😃😃
Then Bhags and Holy Archu came in front of each other in the dandiya , and time froze .
There was an EYE LOCK . Bhags looked down in Holy Archu's eyes and Holy Archu's lips parted into a worshipping smile as she looked at Bhags .
The Dandiya HALTED as Bhags and Holy Archu were neither moving nor dancing .
Prabhi looked furiously .
Chubby looked shame facedly .
Batatawada halted with his dandiya in the air and looked super bugged at this routinous scene .
TDH wanted to murder both .
Shravni was PAINED .
Varsha Vaishu and Vinod looked ASHAMED of their sister and this Pavitra Rishta that haunted them wherever they went .
Manju ENJOYED thoroughly , she cud not even hide her smile .She GIGGLED .
Decent Satish and Ajit looked on sadly and understandingly .
The Marwadis were uncomfortable . Earlier , the marwadi Saas had confided in Vaishu that her explosive elder Sister SCARED her .😆😆😆😆 One never knows when she will SLAP , she had said nervously , while Vaishu didn't know what to say .
Manohar 's jaw dropped . Not here , he prayed fervently to the DEvi Maa , looking anxiously at the back of his unpredictable Devi daughter . . Not a tamasha here too .
Taklu Rane looked on , feeling embittered with life in general . First Prabhi as a wife , now this namuna as daughter in law . This TDH , hadn't he found ANY OTHER GIRL ? Only this one who carries a torch for her EX ?
As usual , Bhags regained control FIRST . He walked away , realising all were staring . Holy Archu looked irritatedly around , snapped out of the eye lock , when Bhags walked off , wondering what disturbed it .
Manohar was relieved when Decent Satish vetoed leaving the Dandiya and going home .He did not wanna go home just coz his Devi daughter created yet another embarassing situation and spoilt YET another function .
Savita bossed the chawl women around and supervised the vada pav making without moving her butt . She ordered Bhags to get her a cold drink and in general enjoyed life without Holy Archu .
My Comments
Very boring episode .Except for the part that Archu , Manav and Jay looked great , it was a filler episode .
Archna and Manav irritate . They r purposefully making their spouses unhappy by seeing to it that they shud not be given even a smile .I guess Shravni is BAD for wanting a simple dandiya dance and Jay should be happy with Archu's shamelessly uncontrollable eyelock .
Why is Archu marrying ? And why is Manav marrying ?Forget sex , bachcha log , Sukh etc ......u two cannot give ur fiancees even SMILES . Aren't u guys overdoing it a little now ? Nahi Jamta hai toh Back out , kyu satyanash karne pe tule ho yaar !
How many eyelocks will be subjected to ? Does the writer have even one eyelock with his wife during the day ? Who is he kidding ? Do people do eyelocks ? If we behave this way on the road we will be called PAGAL
Honestly someone shud whack Arman with the Dandiya sticks , they r so full of it
Im FED UP of GLOOMY GLUM SAD ARMAN . I dunno about others but honestly I dont care if they marry , don't marry , or run away to Iceland.
Suddenly how Archna has so many jewels ?
Manju is in bitchY mode again .
Kools signing off for the day . Like button only if u like , comments even if u don't . Very boring serial , very boring .
Enjoy , CIAO .
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Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 14 years ago