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Dumb Dharmesh Does it Again...Jokes.😉
Hello friends...Raj here, back again with some new hilarious jokes on Dharmoo sorry Dharmesh...the guy with extra nautanki, attitude and smartness...but always becomes Dumb infront of Aa chana jee..😆
1...There were these 4 guys, Satish, Manav, Jaywant and Dharmoo..sorry Dharmesh.. who found this small genie bottle. When they Rubbed the Bottle, a genie appears.
Thankful that the 4 guys had Released him Out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 Swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and Jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
Satish wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a Pool of wine.
Satish was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Jaywant's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
Manav was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is Dharmoo. He was running towards the Pool when Suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards The pool
And shouted, "CRAP !!!!!!!........."😆😉
..(Waat lag gayi mamoo..) Thankful that the 4 guys had Released him Out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 Swimming pools,
I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and Jump, you shout What you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
Satish wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WINE". The pool immediately changed into a Pool of wine.
Satish was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Jaywant's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
Manav was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
The last is Dharmoo. He was running towards the Pool when Suddenly he steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards The pool
And shouted, "CRAP !!!!!!!........."😆😉
2...Once Manav, Satish and Dharmoo..(Dharmesh) were
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three
of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Manav and Satish to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Dharmoo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to
HELL.
Dharmoo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the
three of them had served the people and labour. Similarly, all took bribes, all
misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation
before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or
pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an
English test.
Manav is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.
Satish is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Dharmoo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Dharmoo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and
thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
chance assuming that Dharmoo should at least feel that Hindi would
provide an equal platform for all three).
Manav is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily an
passes.
Satish is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Dharmoo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."
Tough one. He fails again.
Dharmoo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not
take any more tests.
Manav is asked: "When did India get Independence ?" He replied "1947"
and passed.
Satish is asked "How many people died during the independence
struggle?"
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or
200,000 or 300,000.
Satish catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Dharmoo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who
died in the struggle.
Dharmoo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL....😆😉..(Sahi jagah hai tere liye confused and constipated aadmi...)
travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three
of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Manav and Satish to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Dharmoo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to
HELL.
Dharmoo is not at all happy with this decision.
He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the
three of them had served the people and labour. Similarly, all took bribes, all
misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation
before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or
pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an
English test.
Manav is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.
Satish is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Dharmoo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".
Dharmoo protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and
thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
chance assuming that Dharmoo should at least feel that Hindi would
provide an equal platform for all three).
Manav is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily an
passes.
Satish is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Dharmoo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."
Tough one. He fails again.
Dharmoo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not
take any more tests.
Manav is asked: "When did India get Independence ?" He replied "1947"
and passed.
Satish is asked "How many people died during the independence
struggle?"
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or
200,000 or 300,000.
Satish catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Dharmoo's turn now.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who
died in the struggle.
Dharmoo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL....😆😉..(Sahi jagah hai tere liye confused and constipated aadmi...)
3...Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 403, non-stop from London Heathrow to Mumbai. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ...?
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!
Some moments later the Captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pant!"
One passenger named Dharmesh Yelled ...
"For God's Sake...
...
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You should see the Back of Mine!"....😛😉😆..(band baj gayi bheja fry Dharmoo ki..)😆😆
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 403, non-stop from London Heathrow to Mumbai. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ...?
OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!
Some moments later the Captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pant!"
One passenger named Dharmesh Yelled ...
"For God's Sake...
...
...
You should see the Back of Mine!"....😛😉😆..(band baj gayi bheja fry Dharmoo ki..)😆😆
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