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Rituparnaa

@Rituparnaa

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: nigii
Aaj pinky aur adi ne dosti syrup piya tha kya??🤣
mera tiger maan kabi adi ki minat kar raha tha kabi pinky ki 😡
ishq ne kya haal bna diya tiger maan ka 😔
yeh ishq nahi asaan bas etna samjh lejiye🤪

add it.........

Yeh Adi aur Pinky ka dariya hai bas doobke jana hai........

Aaj woh sher kahan tha?

Tere pyar ki deewangi shar chaddke bole,

mujhe kya hua ,tune kya kiya,dil ding dong bole.........bura haal tha bechare ka.

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BatameezDil

@BatameezDil

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: Rituparnaa

add it.........

Yeh Adi aur Pinky ka dariya hai bas doobke jana hai........

Aaj woh sher kahan tha?

Tere pyar ki deewangi shar chaddke bole,

mujhe kya hua ,tune kya kiya,dil ding dong bole.........bura haal tha bechare ka.

haila yar..sachi maan ki ding dong ho gai thi aaj 🤣🤣
hoash na khabar hai yeh kaisa asar hai
tumse milne ke baad geet🥳

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BatameezDil

@BatameezDil

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#23

Mujhe To Laga Tha Tum.....!!!!

Geet : aap he ne kaha tha na apki zindagi ko meri adaat ho gai hai😕
Maan : haan wo magar nayi nayi adaat hai, adaat badlte konsi dair lagti hai
Geet: abi mera dialogue khatam nahi hoa 😡
Maan: oh acha 😛
Geet: haan to mai keh rahi thi ke har rah har morr pe aap mera sath den ge😭,,,to aap meri baat sunen........

Maan: bas Geet 😡 bohot ho gaya,bardasht ki bhi had hoti hai😡... meri shirt choro isstri kharab ho jaye gi 🤣🤪

Geet : kar lo gal...idhar meri love story kharab ho rahi hai..inko apni shirt ki pari hai...hai baba ji 😔
Geet crying: mai koi istri kharab nahi kar rahi 😭 mai koi istri khrab nahi kar rahi
Maan:

Geet ne Maan ki shirt ke saray button urra diye aik he jhatkay mai...dhan tan nan 😲

Geet : hum etne zalim hargiz na te...par hum ye kiye bina reh na sake 😳
Shirt: hum ko mili uski saza...hum jo khata kar na sake 😭😭
Maan: Geeeeeeeeeet....tumne ye kya kar dala meri shirt ka
Geet: mujhe yeh karna he para Sir...aap to shirt utarne ke mood mai te nahi...wese bhi etne din ho gaye,last friday ko apne shirt open ki ti aaj phir friday hai😳 Kit Kat break to banta hai na sir

Maan: geet kabi to kuch soch liya karo...maine kal he bathroom mai shirt utar phenki thi...tumne aaj mera garybaan phir se chaak kar diya

Geet: Sir ye aap kaise baaten karte hain ☺️mai kya etni besharam deeda hawai larki lagti hun apko ke bathroom mai bhi apko check karti😳...hai baba ji ...kya ho gaya hai inko😕

Maan: Geet aik baat to batao ye forum mai kuch log mujhe galiyan kyun de rahe bhala?
Geet: sir jane den inko...maa kehti thi JO KEHTA HAI WOHI KHUD HOTA HAI🤣
Maan: acha tum kuch bata rahi thi na
Geet : mai keh rahi thi ke akhir kya ghalti hai meri.........
Maan's shirt: ghalti to meri bhi nahi thi phir........😭
Geet: tum chup karo samjhi , aik aur shabdh nai bas 😡
Shirt: shhhhhh🤬
Geet: es mai meri kya ghalti ke mere parivar walo ne meri shadi aik chachondar se kar di... maine usau mann se apna maan liya

Maan: yikes..geet tumne chachondar ko 🤢
Geet: bhagwaan se bhi ziyada un pe vishwaas kiya
Maan : had hoti hai bai ...toba toba ..chachondar 🤢
Geet: sab ne kaha chachondar tujhe shadi kar ke canada le jaye ga😭
Maan: lekin geet plane mai to chachondar allowed nahi 😲
Geet: mujhe kya pata tha ye, pata to tab chala jab wo airport pe mujhe chor ke bhaag gaya
Maan: haan na wohi to mai bhi soch raha tha😛
Geet: is mai kya meri ghalti thi??
Maan's shirt: shhhhhhh 🤬😭
Maan: Geet mujhe to laga tumhara taste bohot acha hai larkon ke mamlay mai😎 lekin tumne chachondar ko pehle bhugtaya hai 🥺

Geet: jab tala hota hai to chabi bhi hoti hai...aur chabi ho to talay ko khola bhi ja sakta hai...aur jab tala khul jaye to darwaza bhi khul jata hai...es liye mai ja rahi hun 😕
Maan: haiyeeen kya matlab??🤪

Geet urran cho ho gai...maan bhagta howa adi ke pas ja raha hai...maan ki shirt hawa ke sang lehra rahi bal kha rahi hai

Maan: adi mujhe batao geet kahan hai?
Adi: sir choren na plzzz...kuch kuch hota hai😳
Maan: Adi tumhe kuch kuch ho rha yeh mere sath pata nahi kya kuch ho raha .jaldi batao geet kahan hai😡
Adi: aise na mujhe tum dekho seenay se laga lon ga...dil maai chupa lon ga tum ko.....🤬😳
sir wo aaj maine yeh dosti hum nahi choren ge Tonic piya tha, es liye mai apko nahi bata sakta geet kahan hai

Maan: adiii
Adi: sir aap aise mera naam len ge to kaise chalay ga☺️
Maan: to batao na adi,geet kahan hai??
Adi: sir wo ghar gai hai boriya bistar lene ,delhi chor ke ja rahi hai

Maan shirt lehrata ghar pohnch jata hai🤣

Maan: Geet. geet...meri baat suno
Geet pinky se: pinky mai ja rahi hun acha mera pata mat batana sir ko tujhe meri qasam

Geet window se jump laga ke bhaag jati hai🤣 power puff girl geet 😆

Maan: pinky batao geet kahan hai
Pinky: sir aaj maine bhi yeh dosti hum nahi choren ge syrup piya tha 😕 mujhe qasam bhi di geet ne, nahi batu ge
Maan: pinky chalo aik game khelte hain
Pinky: wow sir konsi game
Maan: tum mujhe song ga ke batana ke geet kahan gai, mujhe hint mil jaye ga tumri qasam bhi nahi tootay gi

Pinky: sir aap kitne intelligent hain... ok sir 1,2,3.... chal chaiyaan chaiyaan chaiyaan chaiyaan chal chaiyaan
Maan: geet mai aa raha hun... train pe akeli tum chal chaiyaan nahi kar sakti mere bina...mai to shirt utar ke chal chaiyaan karu ga...sab SRK ko bhool jayen ge,,, mai aa raha hun geet.......

Edited by nigii - 15 years ago

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Tasneem

@kooLgrl786

Dazzler

Posted: 15 years ago

#24

LMAO....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diss was hilarious!!!!!! hahahahahha!!!!

Maan's shirt tlkin hahahaha.....lovely!

n tat taala n chabi😆 gosh!

n d bst maan n adi.....kuch kuch hota he hahhaha!!

Geet d power puff grl....srsly hhahaha!!!

n maan n d game wid pinky.....gosh!! a new tot😃😆😆😆

completely amusing!! nice ri8ing!!

xxxx
T@$

Edited by kooLgrl786 - 15 years ago

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Rituparnaa

@Rituparnaa

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 15 years ago

#25

Oh God Nigi!!! Short of words to praise.Thanks for making my day jaan.Love you.

Bechare Shirt ki pareshani khatam hi nahin hoti........

Edited by Rituparnaa - 15 years ago

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BatameezDil

@BatameezDil

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 15 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: Rituparnaa
Oh God Nigi!!! Short of words to praise.Thanks for making my day jaan.Love you.
Bechare Shirt ki pareshani khatam hi nahin hoti........

hehe
thanx jani...its 4 you..hamesha hansti raho ...pata bhi to chlay maan mainac ho 🤣

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Anju

@AnjuMaanManiac

Dazzler

+ 5

Posted: 15 years ago

#27

nice post nigii 😃

maan is just awesome and truly rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😃

wow so many maan maniacs here I am loving it here already 😛

Edited by anju7777 - 15 years ago

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preety

@ChulbuliRao

Dazzler

+ 6

Posted: 15 years ago

#28

wow it should be done in some stand up comedy show...loved it🤣

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maanmeet1

@maanmeet1

Sparkler

Posted: 15 years ago

#29

nigii.........u r awesome.......ur sense of humor is out of dis world........i had pain in my stomach and jaw.......oh god......its really hilarious 🤣.......bt i have one question y u didnt nt include pee loon sequence in maan's hungry eyes????

i forgot to mention ur VM's r really superb i loved each of dem.........i liked dis topic dis is d bottom line......thnx for making me laugh......started my day at a good note.......thnx

and d note for people bashing maan can stay away frm d thread.......i loved it........i big 🤗 to u sweety..........

Edited by maanmeet1 - 15 years ago