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Frustrated Manav Jokes...😉
Hello friends, Raj here..Seeing Manav frustrations..and his helplessness in not bringing Archana home again and now force to marry Shrauvani...I am posting some jokes on them...Manav and Shrauvani...read and imagine them in those situations...I hope you will enjoy it...😊😃
1- Manav Shravani se- kya tum mere chehre se ek cheez hata sakti ho?
Shrauvani khush hokar- ji Manav boliye, kya cheez?
Manav- arre manhoos, apni nazar hata...
😉😆😛 Shrauvani khush hokar- ji Manav boliye, kya cheez?
Manav- arre manhoos, apni nazar hata...
2- Manav aur shravani mein ladaai hui,
Manav ghar se chala gaya,
Manav raat ko phone per:- "Khane mein kya banaya hai"
Shrauvani:- Zeher.
Manav:- Main der se aoonga, tum khaa kar so jaana...😛😉
Manav ghar se chala gaya,
Manav raat ko phone per:- "Khane mein kya banaya hai"
Shrauvani:- Zeher.
Manav:- Main der se aoonga, tum khaa kar so jaana...😛😉
3- Manav:- Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:- bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijeeye.
Manav:- Kya karoon, khushi ke maare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha...😆😆
4- Shrauvani:- 'If I dismiss the cook and make the food for you myself for a month, what will you pay me?'
Manav:- " 'I don't need to pay you. You'll get my entire life insurance amount.'...😛😆
Manav:- " 'I don't need to pay you. You'll get my entire life insurance amount.'...😛😆
5- Manav to Shrauvani:-Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage....😆😆
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:
Before marriage and after marriage....😆😆
6- Manav: Bappa'''''.. Mujhe dard de, Dukh de, Tension de, Mujhe barbaad kar de, Mere peeche bhoot yah bhootni laga de'
Bappa jee: Mere Pyaare Bhakt Manav ' ek line mein bol ke Shravani (Biwi) chahiye'😆😉
7- Shrauvani : Wives apne pati ko A.G. kyun kahti hain?
Manav : Kyunki Wives Sanskari hoti hain, Bhari Bazaar mein "Abey Gadhe" nahi keh sakti isliye short mein A.G. Kehti hain...😆😛(Jaise main Gadha hoon toh tum jaisi namoone se shaadi ki...Archana ne phansaa diya..beda gark ho uska..😆)
Manav : Kyunki Wives Sanskari hoti hain, Bhari Bazaar mein "Abey Gadhe" nahi keh sakti isliye short mein A.G. Kehti hain...😆😛(Jaise main Gadha hoon toh tum jaisi namoone se shaadi ki...Archana ne phansaa diya..beda gark ho uska..😆)
Thank you..
Keep Smiling...
Waiting for your views and comments...
God Bless You all....
Set_raj..😊
Anupamaa
