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Hyloooo Beautiful JANTA. *Bajao's GHANTA* (Ah!! it rhymes...how i LOWEE my TALENT😆)
Kya chalin'???😳
Before gettin' started on the "EPISODE" lets shake our mundi's to THIS lil' song right HERE.😉😎
Its called "M AWESOME" 😆😆😆and offcourse its dedicated to Yours Truly . (That would be me btw😆)😉🥱
Kiiee....ji...so let's ISHTART ....the rant.😆 * Does aarti of herself *(Gosh how considerate of me.😆). It might not be funny....as there was nothing to make fun off really. ...Episode made me 🤪BIG TIME..😆😆....buh i cant really HATE it. Can i???🤣🤣🤣
Lemme try my skills though...😆😆
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The episode started off with our BHOLA PANCHI who was lookin' more lika' SEHMA PANCHI😆😆too tired to sustain any more SHOCKS in his blissful life.
SEHMA PANCHI said O GUNDI..O GUNDI....WHERE ART THOU??? 😆and got a SCREECHING SANDESH in return....by noone otha' than the ANGEL herself. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"....she shouted.
THE AATANK KE BADAL started mandaraoing on our PANCHI'S BHOOTIPHOOL FACE when he noticed the door handle going all JIGGY WIGGY. *.....(Okeyy THAT in the RED never HAPPENED...in the "episode". It was partly yest. precap..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...GOTCHYA'...kill me..😆😆)
He thought some BECHAARI BHATAKTI AATMA must be struggling with the SUBURBAN LOCK SYSTEMS of his SOPHISTICATED WASHROOM...so he decided to show some SABHYACHAAR by asking... "KYA HUA" , hoping for AATMA to reply in HUMANLY LANGUAGE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *Yep he has his DOUBTS🥱😆*
BUT, all hopes and prayers went DOWN THE DRAIN...when AATMA started cursing off the POOR CONCERNED SOUL with the " Oye GADHE ..KUTTE KAMINE..ULLU KE PATTHE...BLAH..BLAH..." 🥱😆
Our BHOLE PANCHI's HOLY EARS had the capacity to drink some more of the HOLY WORDS uttered by the HOLY SPIRIT buh then , the TARAKTA-BHARAKTA-DANAV kicked in to spoil all the fun. 🥱*TSK..TSK...T-B-D*
"GUNDI tum mujhe GAALI de rahii ho??? MUJHE??" ANGRY YOUNG PANCHI demanded a CONFIRMATION so that he can throw a COMEBACK LINE at her . 😆....
Gundi geet CLEARED the fact that she is A TUTCH PRAANI and that she would NEVER in her GANGSTA' LIFE do somethin' EXHILARATING like THIS. DEMEANING his EXISTENCE VALUE she questions him that if he thinks that HE is 'the only ' PROPRIETOR of "DUNIYA-E-GHAM INC." ??🤣🤣 She informs him that SHE might opt . for some other FRANCHISE' HOLDER as he doesnt FASCINATES her ANYMORE . 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PANCHI looked CONSTIPATED . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mainly because, his CLIENT'S "IN-YO'-FACE" comment was lil' too hard to DIGEST ...😆😆.
He opened his CHONCH to say something but never got the chance to throw his COMEBACK LINE...at her in response ...as GUNDI GEET was operating "FROM THE BATHROOM" where the DOWNLOADING speed of "THINKING AND PROCESSING" is much higher than ANY OTHER PLACE in the entire world. 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
GUNDI GEET informed him that that PREM SANDESH was for the " PAGAL- PHOOHARA" EXCLUSIVELY .. who was doing CHER-CHHAR with her while she was IN THE WASHROOM doing something INTENSE. 🤣🤣🤣
They had SACH KA SAAMNA round 2 ..which i WONT be mentioning here.🥱🥱😆...
Later...GUNDI orders PANCHI to do something PRODUCTIVE as he wont be going to the office for "certain" obvious reasons..🤣🤣🤣🤣, Hence, "MERA SUIT PAKRAYIYE".😲🤣🤣🤣...
WOHOAAAAAA...now SOMEBODY got OFFENDED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
KYA??? tum MUJHE order de rahi ho?? MAAN SINGH KHURRANNA KO???🥱 (DUDE.... WHY DO you HEFTA' confirm EVERYTHING' 😲🥱...🤣🤣🤣???) followed by "GAWD yeh ladki toh kisi ko bhii pagal kar saktii hai...🤢(Yeh kaise dialogues hein writer ji???😕😆😆😆😆)
His BRAIN CELL BATTERIES are real LOW. 🤣🤣🤣🤣... *try PROTEINIEZER pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee*
Gundi Geet peeps in with askin' "SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR ....aapne kuch kaha??? " wearing the bathroom robe.🤣🤣🤣...
Maan ji must be thinking..."HAAN KAHA...idhar aa DEMO karke samjhata hoon.🤣🤣" (L.A.M.E)
Anyways....to the episode...
VIOLAAAAAA!! Afta' spotting GUNDI GEET...in the robe.. the same PARESHAAN SINGING AATMA makes an abrupt entry with its TABLA CHIMTA ....showing of his ...AWEFOME ...MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Skills.....
OH BTW....he got SOOO RICH that he has even employed some BHIKHARI CHORUS to support his AMAZINGLY CLASSIC MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VENTURE..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...
GUNDI was gettin' HYPNOTIZED listening to the PARESHAAN DUDE's EPIC LOVESONG...so she decided to get into the WASHROOM again to REJOICE !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣*NO ONE appreciates SPECIAL TALENTS these days😆😆😆🥱)
While all this time, BHOLA PANCHI ...struggles with the RED BULL (ie. SUITCASE) 🤣🤣
As he was doing something PRODUCTIVE with his life which would be talkin' out suit from the suitcase ...as per his CHAMIYA's demand...CHAMIYA seemed UNIMPRESSED with his working pace. She had expected something MORE from MR. ROBOT. 🥱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She continued to whine about' how MR. ROBOT needs some HARDCORE REPAIR..as he has got RUSTY.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Robot dint seem to like it. He thought he was FASTER than his CHADDI BUDDY - MR. SPARKLEY D. 😕😉They have always been BFF's , did everythin' together... which included..Cheetah running, Stalking people when they are sleeping...CREEPING out innocent PRAANI 's by js "STARING" at them....etc...etc... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥱
He felt as if the world have come to its end.😭🥱🥺
NEEJI SANDESH: *Meh!!! m bored*...i dont even know WHY i am makin' this post today...😆😆...its not worthit.😕😆
Oh okeyyyyy....so FAST FORWARD some scenes like... 🤣🤣, GUNDI Challenging Dusht Danav that he will have to leave the BHOOT-BANGLA if she shows up NAKED. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣(Nah..nah... lets say ..if she comes out wearning "certain" something...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣), DD's CONFIDENCE that GUNDI has no TALENT to do a STRIP SHOW the way he DOES...🤣🤣🤣🤣, BHOLA PANCHI becoming DUSHT-LUSTY-DANAV....and TURNING ON by merely checking out GUNDI'S duck feet 😲🤣🤣 when she shows up. DD's faking that HE has NO interest in watching the show. GUNDI GEET's forceful act of " RUKIYE SIR .... AAPKO DEKHNA KI PAREGA" when she closes the DOOR...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....Followed by EVERGREEN PARESHAAN AATMA'S thakela recorder...that plays only ONE song...time and Again......which is MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...
Some SEDUCTIVE act by our VISHWAMITRA and MENKA ...😆😆😆
Which was HAWWWWWWWWWWT indeed..😆😆😆😆😉
Oh BTW ...People were doing TAPASYA to see geet in black..🤣🤣🤣🤣...and creative team said "TATHASTU" ( which means wish granted in sanskrit😆😆)
I have a question : *Raises hand* : WHY THE HELL do men in indian television go BONKERS when they see their ladies in THEIR SHIRTS...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Later in the scene, Our ICHACHADHAARI DANAV changes into "DUSHSHASAN" avtaar doing "CHEER-HARAN" " on our GUNDI DRAUPADI...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...(Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....why would the character like MAAN do that??/🤣🤣)
SKIP...SKIP...SKIP....all the nain mataka....(I dont get paid for' giving Chumma Chaati Details😆😆😆😆)
DIM-DAFT - DOODLE , VAMPTARA, AND FISHY FISH/FISHSTICK😆😆
How Awesome. Can it get ANY BETTER?? my MOSHT PHABARET people. 🤣🤣
I js LOVEEEEEEEED Doodlu's ( Thanks amina😆) COMMITMENT PHOBIC SPEECH...🤣🤣🤣
How ironic. 🤣🤣
So, apparently, Doodlu is trying to be "JANTA FRIENDLY " calling staff members like tehy are some BHER-BAKRI's 😆😆...."COME HERE...COME HERE...I TELL YOU ONE THING..🤣🤣🤣🤣...he said. He laughed and made fun of ADI being Commitment Phobic. 🤣Our DOODLU never had this issue. HE ALWAYS LOVEED COMMITMENTS .For instance, he was committed to curl VAMPTARA'S noodle hair every night..".🤣🤣🤣
In the Background... Fish and Fish stick were SWOONING OVER Khurranna Boiiz<3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah!!! Moving on.
Sexy MUMBA- SAVY D ...with MR. and MRS ROBOT..🤣🤣
LMAOOOOOO....it was worth watchin'..🤣🤣
The scene started off with Mr. Robot sharping his Talking and walking skill by pacing in the room like some BHATAKTI aatma.....
He was giving DEADLY LOOKS to Mrs. Savy D...talking about how EVIL she is acting these days.... as she kept Ms. GUNDI on the job.....😆😆
Just then the RAAPCHIK PANDIT JI makes the GRAND ENTRY with AARTI KI THALI AND A "GHANTI"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was HILLARIOUS to see panditji in the BG while DUSHT-DANAV was ugaling AAG...on Savy D.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....
After...taking out his vent he noticed that SAVY D is not REPLYING him back..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣so he asks the REASON behind it.
Look at the pandit ji...🤣🤣🤣he VOLUNTEERS to tell him the reason behind the DUMBSTUCK HOBO Savy D. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He informs him that Savy D will be on SILENT MODE for a week as she wants "piece of mind" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This pisses DD off and he cries " AAP MAUN VRAT RAKHEINGE??? TOH MAIN KYA YAHAN "GHANTI" BAJAONGA????🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...notice the VOLUNTEERING OBSESSED SOUL...(the pandit) ...he passes in front of maan ....HINTING him that HE can borrow his GHANTI if he needs one...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gosh that was ROFL...😆😆
Here coming our JHALLI GUNDI...in PT USHA's avtaar... 🥱 *IS he REALLY pregnant???**rolls eyes*
DADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII she screamed.😕*Ladki pagal ho gayi hai.....i have my doubts of bache's MENTAL ABILITIES....now..Mum and dad dono hi SATKE hue hein..bechaare ke.. *
In return Savy Daadi gives her "HI JI....HELLO JI ...GOOD TO SEE YOU JI" looks..🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL... Gundi geet also realizes that Savy D is NOT TALKING . 🤣🤣 so she thinks that DUSHT- DANAV has done some DUSH-KARAM on her as well... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Later...afta' Mr. Boss 's "I BHILL FIRE JU" comment ....the anotha' pakau scene comes with the scary phrases like...SABOOT....BIRTH CERTIFICATE...etc...etc..😆😆😆😆😆...
' GEET REKHA" ???/🤣🤣🤣🤣 SERIOUSLY??
BAS ...ab aur nahii hota...aaj ke liye ITNA HI..😳🤣🤣🤣
*Main pagal ho rahi hoon**Yeh show mujhe pagal kar dega* *DIES* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Long Comments??????
Last time i said that the person who will READ THE WHOLE POST will have his/her name TELECASTED ON THE TV. 😆😆So, some of my friends here took it WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here's the new DEAL.
the person who will COMMENT LONGER THAN MY POST will get the FREE CD's of MAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII sung by the NEW UBHARTA SEETARA.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We are still working on the CD covers though..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chill maro yaaron..!!😆😆
Luv
neha.😃
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