Coffee with the CVs
Lunatic Times
JS- "Totaram , we had heard that u left the job a few months ago. Is it true?"
TR- "No, JS ji..I was never out of work. Actually the cvs have even given me promotion from the corner in the office to a revolving chair near the telephone."
JS- "How did u land up doing this job?"
TR- " One of the CVs live in my pados ji. Everyday he used to see me saying "haan ji haan ji' to my biwi who love to shout at me. I think he was impressed by my ability to say 'haan ji' and so gave me the job."
JS- "So what was the first job assigned to u?"
TR- " During the earlier days, I just had to keep repeating "yes, madam , aisa hi hoga, I will tell the cvs , even I want them to end together" to anyone who called up the cvs."
JS- "Actually why were u asked to repeat those words?"
TR- "humhe kya pata ji? The CVs give me salary and I am bothered only about that."
JS- " Why dont u share some interesting experience at work."
TR- "One day, I accidently listened to the caller who gave me itnaa gaaliyaan.. ki I suffered a minor stroke."
JS- "Gaaliyaan?? like what??"
TR- " The caller said, "Ku***e Ka***ne, tere Dhoti phat gayee??? do pyar karne waalon ko alag kardiya .. sa**a and.."
JS- "BAS! Totaji ! bas! I dont wanna have a stroke too!"
TR- " Teek hain ji.. after that I never listen to the callers.. I just tell them what I am taught to say"
JS- " u mean u are still repeating the same 'aisa hi hoga' dialogue even now?"
TR- "Nahin ji.. aaj kal mera dialogue hain "Haan ji hum scenes edit kardenge..even we dont like SR"
JS- "wait a minute! u mean the fans call u people and ask u to edit the scenes ???"
TR- " I dont listen sirji.. I only talk! As soon as they say ' SR scene", I give them this answer"
JS- " So do the cvs actually edit scenes to please the fans?"
TR- "Mujhe kya pata ji.. I havent seen the cvs for the last few weeks. They are busy watching Chinese movies to copy scenes and songs.They have even hired a chinese translator "
JS- "Thank u so much Totaram, for giving us time to interact with u. Just one more question. Since u are here talking with me, who is answering the phone calls now?"
TR- " he he, why do u think I have a real tota at the office?
(Totaram winks at JS and takes leave while poor JS sits pondering over the state of the show and the fans.)
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