raghav ka sangwan fundas-smile series3-updated

girls ,after listening to ragha's enligthening rantings yesterday i am really impressed and i thought kyun na i also pass on this knowledge to my pyaare saathis
raghav maharaj ka sunehre mantra as understood by this nacheez-
-raghav ka sangwan fundas.
raghav funda no1-love thy enemy,that is why he loves sia so much.there are doubts that crop in between,but please remind him of funda no1 .mujhe agni parkisha chahiye!!!!!!!!!!!!!parathnu i still love my enemy& makes lot of promises to her bt there is no gurantee that those promises will be fulfilled.They r only meant to be broken.

raghav funda no2-me,myself and my Maa-whatever happens even though i love my enemy and she turns out to be my wife,i have sangwan blood coursing through my veins.that puts my ammaji and me on the pedestal,we are above everything else and anybody else.wow! kya matra bhakthi.

raghav funda no3-all heilli members are my brothers and sisters except my enemy-so i will blindly believe all that they say and will oblige them help them in all ways possible.this rule is not for my enemy but i will love my enemy wholeheartedly without trusting.trusting is something not written in my fundas so i really dont know abt it.wow!bhai ho toh aisa bilkul lakshman jaisa.

raghav funda no4-the family is most respected family and is spotless-this is the funda he really feels a lot abt.whenever there is an attack on this he is so happy that he takes up arms against the enemy he has sworn to love.... wow!!!!!!saar uncha rahe hamara,sangwan parivaar hain pyaaara


raghav funda no5-sangwans never apologise,they only know the good virtue of threatening ,emotional blackmail and putting all the sangwans on the pedestal,. sorry guys,the exception is their bahus and betis.even if one apologises then apology should said in such a way it should like they are doing a favour and remind everybody of the most important funda-love thy enemy.wow-kya vishal hain unka dil.

raghav funda no6-i have at most need for catalyst and a helper all the time as i all the time suffer from STML;I understand the feelings of the Sangwans very well & can act on them but I am not in a state to trust my enemy feelings as she is not a Sangwaan blood,so everytime i need a catalyst who makes me feel that I have to trust what my enemy is saying is right & upto the point.

P.S-this is not to hurt anybody's sentiments but is a charter of life saving mantras born out of raghav's teachings in this nacheez's brain.if anybody feels something is unwarranted here,please do pm me and all u ppl are welcome to add some more raghav fundas as this would an enligthening process for all of us

by popular demand i am writing out raghav's enlightening,enriching and fiery speech made to his enemy-
maine tumhe samjane ki bahut koshish ki,lekin tumne nasamjne ki kasam jo karaki ho.court ne faisle kar chukki hai,kaun sahi hain aur kaun galat.phir bhi apni zid par adi hui ho.tume jo sacchai ki ladai kaha rahi ho woh ladai tum haar chuki ho aur mera vishwaas bhi.mmmmmmmmusic

is ghar ki bahu ki wajah se is ghar ka beta ko ek raat jail main gussarna pada.yeh veerpur jiske galiyon main is paarivaar ka naam sar jhukaake lethe the usi veerpur ki galiiyon main uska naam uchaaldiya tumne.bina kisi saboot ke tune gunja ki maut ki zimedaar hame teharathi ho,phir is parivaar ka naam uchaal rahi ho,woh kuch bhi nahin?aaj tumhari wajahse sirf ma aur gaji bhaiya ke nazaroon main nahin khud meri nazaroon main gir chukka hoon.kis janam ka badla le rahi ho mujse aur mere parivaar se.

for gods sake stop it.dekhna tume hain aur sunna tumhe hain sab kuch yeh duniya dekh aur sun rahi hain.jab chanda bhabhi,krishna aur yashpal keharahe hain ki gaji nirdosh hain, tumne bewakoofi aur badle ki paati baand kar ,tum mere bhai ko khusurvaar tehara rahi ho.

sachai kehati ho isse?jabki isse bada jhoot is ghar main kash hi bola gaya ho.aur tumhari sacchai ki ladayi se mujhe kitna takleef ho raha hai,tumhe andaaza bhi hain?

there in ends guru maharaj raghav ka pravachaan

🤣 Shreya, why don't you mark it as Smile Series III?

glad u liked it poet,i just changed the caption and included the smile series along

yaar shreya, yeh raghav ne tujhe raghav shastra kab dikhaya 😉😆😆😆...........very good fundas btw............

sweety- i will change this immediately and true it should have been maa instead of ammaji

And alos include somewhere that his beloved enemy is taking some janam ka badlas from him and his spotless family.

Ah Sweety, here it is.

shreya u hv very nicely potraited raghv's funda😆

poet,