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Karol Bagh Chronicle News Desk
Just now we have this breaking news at our Karol Bagh Chronicle's news desk that people are thronging to gift shops all over India. There is some sort of stampede in 1 or 2 giftshops in the Sarojinagar and Chandi Chowk areas. Police force had to be called in to control the crowds. This is the same story in several other gift shops all over India. Home Minister has given a heads up to the Defence Minister to keep the paramilitary forces ready. RAF is also deployed in some of the areas of Mumbai , Kolkotta and Chennai.
Reason? To buy a bell, which people claim has some lucky charm that will ward off all evils and give them all the required success they need. Be it the case of marriage, unemployment, pregnancy, love, or any other problems.
If you are the balding father, you will find the right match for your unmarried girl as soon as the bell comes in contact with you. If you are trying to get pregnant for long unsuccessfully, then this bell would help as well. If you are not finding a girlfriend/boyfriend, the bell would help too. If you are getting rejected in every job interview, all you have to do it buy this bell. If your 3 year old with regular appetite has stopped eating his food, all you have to do is tie this bell around your kid neck, problem solved. This is not all, the bell seems to work even when you don't want your neighbor's dog to poop on your neatly mowed front lawn, to, if you want to have a safe space mission. You just need to have this bell with you and all your problems would be solved within minutes.
This is not just any kind of bell. This is made of bronze, has some nice round-round design like a hanging earring. This also has a key chain ring attachment where you can attach all your important keys. So, it can act as a key chain cum lucky charm. You don't have to be worried about losing it because once you attach all the important keys, you will automatically be very careful.
People from all over the world are making enquires for this lucky bell. International astrologers and foretellers like Prem Baba and Ajmeri Jyotish have called in to place bulk orders for their clients who are Hollywood celebrities.
The teleshopping people are planning to rope in Neil Bhatt, the famous TV celebrity to be the brand ambassador for this lucky charm. We have also heard that the female lead of the show 12/24 Karol Bagh, Smiriti Karla would also be roped in along with Neil.
Just now we have this breaking news at our Karol Bagh Chronicle's news desk that people are thronging to gift shops all over India. There is some sort of stampede in 1 or 2 giftshops in the Sarojinagar and Chandi Chowk areas. Police force had to be called in to control the crowds. This is the same story in several other gift shops all over India. Home Minister has given a heads up to the Defence Minister to keep the paramilitary forces ready. RAF is also deployed in some of the areas of Mumbai , Kolkotta and Chennai.
Reason? To buy a bell, which people claim has some lucky charm that will ward off all evils and give them all the required success they need. Be it the case of marriage, unemployment, pregnancy, love, or any other problems.
If you are the balding father, you will find the right match for your unmarried girl as soon as the bell comes in contact with you. If you are trying to get pregnant for long unsuccessfully, then this bell would help as well. If you are not finding a girlfriend/boyfriend, the bell would help too. If you are getting rejected in every job interview, all you have to do it buy this bell. If your 3 year old with regular appetite has stopped eating his food, all you have to do is tie this bell around your kid neck, problem solved. This is not all, the bell seems to work even when you don't want your neighbor's dog to poop on your neatly mowed front lawn, to, if you want to have a safe space mission. You just need to have this bell with you and all your problems would be solved within minutes.
This is not just any kind of bell. This is made of bronze, has some nice round-round design like a hanging earring. This also has a key chain ring attachment where you can attach all your important keys. So, it can act as a key chain cum lucky charm. You don't have to be worried about losing it because once you attach all the important keys, you will automatically be very careful.
People from all over the world are making enquires for this lucky bell. International astrologers and foretellers like Prem Baba and Ajmeri Jyotish have called in to place bulk orders for their clients who are Hollywood celebrities.
The teleshopping people are planning to rope in Neil Bhatt, the famous TV celebrity to be the brand ambassador for this lucky charm. We have also heard that the female lead of the show 12/24 Karol Bagh, Smiriti Karla would also be roped in along with Neil.
Arjun
Health and Fitness
