yaar, if u want your "deserving" member brought back alive and kicking to the pphhorum, u might want to consider following ad i just posted:
on popular demand, am offering my "creative writing master" skills to bring back long-lost members to the phhorum 😉
but first some negotiations, what do u think? u c, certain skills dont go for free. joh sabse jada bribe dega, mei uska friendly member pakad kar laonga. u know, dhanda mei emotional nahee hone ka. just show me the bribe (cash bhee chalega)!
now, pehlee bolee kaun lagayega aur kis member ke liye? negative bolee jo lagayega uss member ka patta free mei kat doonga 😉
waise, thoda sa competition bhee jhel loonga. so koi aur gunslingers chaho, toh unka bhee services issee thread ke bureau se hire kar sakte ho. SO ALL ARE WELCOME TO OFFER THEIR SERVICES HERE!
p.s. bakee kam-dhandha bandh kar ke, ab yeh business peh focus karoonga. Enough of multi-tasking. Take it from me😉