Riddhima A Sneak Peak at the Mystery!!

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"Har raat jab main chaand se baatein karti hoon
Ek khubsurat sa khayal hawa bankar mujhe choo jaati hai
Jab se hosh sambhala hain ek nasha sa chaya huwa hai
Sapno mein mushkurake tum neend meri udaale jaate hoo
Ek baar milne ki khawish hai tum ko, sirf itna batado akkhir tum kaun ho?"

Beep, beep, beep. BEAPPPPPP … oh no … alarm … my wake-up call … ouch that was just a beautiful DREAM!!

It's me again Chal Jhooti in case you donno who I am or have forgotten I was introduced here: https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1404069

Jhoota Singh ji whom I lovingly cite as Sir Ji, in our last meeting made it very clear to me that I need to wake up and smell the coffee before it's too late and he throws me out the window. Sir Ji still believes I am not dumb as a rock and to prove his point he has given me the most difficult 1st assignment ever.

Guess what - impossible to even guess - yes that's what it is … Rampa's diary - a sneak peak at the mystery that's been cooking inside her for the longest time. First I need to read, then understand and then analyze - maybe a little too much to ask from me - but I will put my shoulder to the wheel - coz for me it's a matter of life and death after all … its about Lunatic Times and its reputation.


Rampa's Diary – Page 1

As I walk back into my childhood, all I can remember is my dedicated father, an exemplar of success, a pillar of strength and a human by heart. It's difficult to understand our relationship words would fail me I had to describe it. Do you know who and what a father is?

CJ: Very simple a father is a walking talking bank balance that you can cash anywhere any time - in short a bank provider by nature.

By profession I am a doctor. Like father like daughter. I am sure everyone knows who a doctor is?

CJ: Of course silly, it's a person who kills your ills by pills but in return kills you with the bills.

Yes patients are the people who make us true doctors. Can't imagine my life without them, my life practically revolves around them. Ever heard of patients?

CJ: Are you joking - its been ages since I have heard or seen them on Dil Mein Ghaas, must be a sure novelty -more like I can't imagine your life with them.

My father has always told me experience is a great and true teacher. I have always tried to walk on the path he has carved for me. Do you know what experience is?

CJ: whoaa … it's the name people give to their mistakes - yaa thats right mistakes - like father like daughter.

It's funny how I sit in my office these days and ponder on life. Do you know what kind of a place is an office?

CJ: Whats wrong with this Rampa's, her general knowledge is so poor makes me wonder - is she really even a doctor - darling it's a place where you relax after your strenuous personal life, that's what I do all they time.


In all honesty I must confess have always been a diplomat. That's exactly what I have been ever since I can recall. Any idea what that means?

CJ: Finally, that's what I have been waiting for some honesty, a diplomat is a person who ... umm maybe ... umm tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

But ever since Arjun entered my life I have always been on the edge it's been a battlefield for the both of us, literally digging into each other's throat. Enemy?

CJ: wow having an enemy is such an ...umm honor - you finally stood up for something sometime in your life - but hey I never saw that ever happen to you on Dil Mein Ghaas.

We never agreed on any one thing. All we did was fight and revenge which led to more fights. Would you believe if I said we were like cats and dogs?

CJ: NO, more like Tom and Jerry!!!

But like people say true love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. It's like ringing bells all the time. Do you know what that sounds like?

CJ: Honey, if it comes quietly and you can still hear bells then sweetie pie you need to get your ears checked.

Time out – that's enough for today, time for my nap.

To be continued …

OMG Sir Ji will be so pleased with me now … Itne saare saawalo ke jawab Sir Ji khud kaise dete … jawaab mein sawaal aur sawaal mein jawaab … just imagine if Sir Ji had Rampa as his assistant poor Sir Ji would have become an old foggy by now … JUST IMAGINE *Kareena Kapoor style*

Mere bina Sir Ji aap kya karte? Is me still as useful as a chocolate teapot Sir Ji?



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shamil thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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OMG! CJ, tum toh kamaal ki ripaater nikhli re😳
I know its difikalt but u need to prove urself worthy to be my assistant😛
u r doing a great jaab with ur assignment😛beryyy good👏
as a reward,tonight, I bil take u to the Kangaroo Club to watch strip tease dance by JP and belly dance by shishter shtella😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
its too good yaar..👏👏👏 please do continue😳
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: shamil

OMG! CJ, tum toh kamaal ki ripaater nikhli re😳
I know its difikalt but u need to prove urself worthy to be my assistant😛
u r doing a great jaab with ur assignment😛beryyy good👏
as a reward,tonight, I bil take u to the Kangaroo Club to watch strip tease dance by JP and belly dance by shishter shtella😳
🤣
its too good yaar..👏👏👏 please do continue😳




☺️☺️thank you ... thank you hai Sir Ji tussi liked my work 🤗


Sir Ji ne beryyy good kaha mujhe😳 ... meri itni tareef me is going to faint now ☺️ *someone save me*

i was so happy today that i went shopping ... bought a sauce wala laal sari for our first date
... i will send the receipt to lunatic times for the reimbursement 😎
me is all ready now

when u picking me up?☺️☺️

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: -TomNJerry-


CJ: Of course silly, it's a person who kills your ills by pills but in return kills you with the bills.

It's funny how I sit in my office these days and ponder on life. Do you know what kind of a place is an office?

CJ: Whats wrong with this Rampa's, her general knowledge is so poor makes me wonder - is she really even a doctor - darling it's a place where you relax after your strenuous personal life, that's what I do all they time.




🤣 👏 🤣
-TomNJerry- thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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thanks!! glad u could laugh 😳
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Too Good! Jhoota ji ne achhi training di hai..luvvd ur analysish especially the definition of a father 😆😆😆 but this should relate to "unrelated" fathers like Shashank Gupta only
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Chaal jhooti you are kamaal !!!!😆
shamil thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: -TomNJerry




☺️☺️thank you ... thank you hai Sir Ji tussi liked my work 🤗


Sir Ji ne beryyy good kaha mujhe😳 ... meri itni tareef me is going to faint now ☺️ *someone save me*

i was so happy today that i went shopping ... bought a sauce wala laal sari for our first date
... i will send the receipt to lunatic times for the reimbursement 😎
me is all ready now

when u picking me up?☺️☺️

sauce wala red??!!!!😲😲😲 kyun???????😲😲😲
are u going on a date with Arju????😛
I wasnt taking u there for a date.. its part of the work😛we have to interview Khullam ji😉
Date pe toh sirf apne mona Embarrassed( nahin toh woh mujhe sandals se maarega😭)
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: i_clueless

🤣 Too Good! Jhoota ji ne achhi training di hai..luvvd ur analysish especially the definition of a father 😆😆😆 but this should relate to "unrelated" fathers like Shashank Gupta only



thanks for loving the analysis n replying !!😳

n yup mez getting trained from the best out there 😎 ... i feel safe under jhoota ji☺️

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: shanti05

Chaal jhooti you are kamaal !!!!😆



thanks shanti for dropping my and appreciating chal jhooti 🤗

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