Pataka=Radhika
Dhanno=Vaishali
Chamak=Mrinu
Lallu bhaiya=Vivek
Bhodu bhaiya=Birju
Chipkoo lal chari=kanikachuchunder=chote malk
tel malish= that guy in the office
So Pataka is in the school and has come for an interview…..the chuchundar (chote malik) is protesting that he does not support equal rights to Mr.Tel Malish…😲….Mr.Tel Malish looks very sad that chuchunder is not paying attention to the nice curl that he has on the top of his head💔😎…well he did go the world famous beauty parlour in Agra…..Miss . Daisy red lips……😳.. ok ok sorry……😳..as soon as I saw these two all these came into my brain……😳…….and you all know that I cannot control my brain …😛.So Chuchunder tells that he does not like looking at men because beard restricts his vision and since women don't have beards so he wants women…😲😲……now Mr Tel Malish says that he also supports this view…😲🤔….so he has put all the pictures of women on top and the first candidate is Mrs.X…😲……who is above 50……….chuchunder gets very angry that he does not want to be a toy boy and looks at the pictures and as usual likes Pataka.😡.why not Chunnu Munnu every man in India falls in Love with Pataka and every girl with Lover Boy yaani ki Dev Prasad……👎🏼..chunnu munnu you are doing exactly opposite to what is written in the constitution of India…😭….that all Indians are my brothers and sisters…😆….you all want to prove the Indian contituition wrong…😭….ok ok Misti is coming back😳…so then Mr. Tel Malish calls Pataka who comes into the office………Chuchunder looks at the soft and sweet Pataka and thinks to himself that what a nice honey bee I have got 😲….let me spin a nice web around her...😲..😲...abbeh oh Chuchuder…….Bees make honey but they also sting……🤢…….and that can hurt a lot…😉😛…..anyway…chuchunder now is in the web spinning mood……😲…gets to know about husband…then why you in Agra…😲.Pataka……he is here and I am searching with my magnifying glass, Chuchunder you are the perfect honey bee…😲😲 look I am not interested in your husband,…😕.whew thank God.😕.atleast this time someone is not interested in Dev Prasad……..good to know that chunnu munnu…👏..the chuchunder starts his blah blah and tells her to entertain people in the guest house…😡👎🏼…….Patakas eyebrows goes up…😲…..yelo chuchunder when Pataka eyebrows go up you should just do about turn and start running………….then again blah blah from chuchunder….that for money you should do something…👎🏼…..Pataka just gives her look😲….by the way is chuchunder trained by chipkali that is Vishaka……….both have same thoughts………oh yes chunnu munnu I have an idea chamak is perfect for him send her here, then she can save money and earn money….all problems will be solved…😡.so Pataka calls him outside and chuchunder follows him like a good boy and then slap slap……….and Pataka walks off….on the way she meets a small boy with a photu of Kanah…..and then remembers the dandi that she got yesterday from Chipkoo Lal chari…😲….and decides to go there.
Ok home and chamak is going blah blah that she is the only person saving money wearing spaghetti strap blouses and Pataka and dhanno are not joining her in this sacrifice …😲…..ok its again my brain in a different path…😳..so kids parents have come to collect them and Chamak starts ranting…😲…..Lallu still pats her head and says don't be a naughty girl in front of these kids.😡.the kids leave and then Pataka walks in and again blah blah from chamak….🥱.Pataka why the heck are you looking down…😡….just look up and ignore her…..dhanno says look at you for us you have to do this 😲…Pataka says no I am doing this for your happiness……..and goes towards dadimas room…..then night time and dhanno comes to Lallu and says that this time I want to do Lover Boys shradh…😲😲😡…..Lallu says that what will pataka say…👏……dhanno she will have to understand……😡😡….ahh chunnu munnu so that means these two don't believe in Pataka and were humoring her………ok ………then Pataka walks in and says that no shradh wadh …👏…Lover Boy will be back…next morning Pataka steps out………Lo baba again…😆😆😆.another one has landed here…👏👏👏😆😆..and says that I am very lucky to meet you and see you …..yeh kya ho raka hai chunu munu………that's Misti…has Pataka now become Devi that all the babas will be queuing up to see her radiance……😲..one thing is good that this baba did not curse her as some other baba did to dhanno…😲😃.chalo that means Pataka does not have to donate her pearls or any other babies…👏👏good to know that chunnu munnu…😃😃😃…..
Now some gunda den where two rolly polly are talking about looting wheat from public…areh yeh public yeh sabh jante hai public hai…….arreh ander kya hai areh bahar kya hai….sorry I had to sing this song….😳.then they are looking for maal..😲😲and the rolly pollies get very happy that the maal has arrived and then looking for some abhay babu…😲😲……who is sitting on top of the truck…😲….ok so is maal abhay babu?....are they going to do neelami of abhay babu…arreh chunnu munnu yeh kya ho raha hai….first you say maal kaha hai? Then the Rolly Polly says mall is on top of the truck and look up and then when the camers focuses it is on this man who is Dev Prasad…🤔….oh the forum will be very happy that they are doing neelami of Dev Prasad…😃😃……so the neelami starts………oh how sad the maal is not Dev Prasad but bags of wheat…😔….kya chunnu munnu….then they weigh the bags which are less………..protest protest……😲😲..uyeema one rollu pollu protests that the bags are light……..and then Dev prasad stands up and jumps down like amitabh bachan……😲…..and says………koyee maa ka laal ne apna muh bhi khola……😲….oh …….the camera Misti.😲.oh yes…the camera first focuses on the legs…😲…..then eyes……😍…now now girls don't swoon…😉😛….take deep breaths and fan yourself……😛😛😆..very angry eyes…😲then his fists😲…and then .....oh yes the most important part…..chest……🤔..well not a clear view but chalega……😛..and then the classic Lover Boy pouting look…😃😲….why am I imagining Pataka running in here and says please juice to le leejeye…😲…..and then he says nahi pahele kiss phir juice…😆😆😆……
OK………..so now Choti Bahu has become a full scale B grade or C grade hindi movie..with abhay babu or Dev being the surly hero………who will later on have to save the damsel in distress that is Radhika from the villain that is that chote babu who must be something to do with chipkoo………..now the head of the family with the godfather like position will be the thakurain………….so if they could show sexual harassment and come quite close to prostitution then I am guessing a rape scene will also soon follow with Pataka going nahiiiiiiiiiiiiii nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mujhe chor deejeye…………..kanah mujhe bachao….then the glass will break open…..oh glass panes are always broken in such scenes and Dev will rush in……….with his angry pouting look……….hands fisted…and saying………Radhika……….how dare you…..tune mere pataka ko kyo chuya.......this will be followed by the chipkoo running in…swami aap yeh kya kaha ranhe hai………mai apki lal chari hoon………..aap mujhe pakro ..usse nahi……….there I go…another script coming out of my brain………..
I don't have to say anything today. …..so for me Choti Bahu with Kanha has gone forever………so I won't look for it........it will only result in sadness and emptiness……… Pataka is going to work in chipkoos house or somewhere linked to chipkoo and meet Dev Prasad there……….looks like they still have not decided on what to do with Dev ………it all depends on the Friday evening meeting with the different bottles………and then the rabbit that they are going to pull out of the magical hat.
Guys keep on discussing, I am going out to celebrate my birthday will be joining you all later.