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A set of viruses-that cause Infecteions and alilments fondly known as the MJHT-Miley jab hum tum virurses are spreading quickly,even before you can say MJHT!!!...
These viruses are not one-not even two buit are as many as FIVE!!.And more are being discovered..threfore it is improtant that you make sure you are away from them.
*****Nirbhayitis****
This virus orignaltes from a vichitra prani by the name of Nirbhay Awasthi.The initial symptoms of this virus is having the same facing expression at all times.But however if this virus isnt detected in time,one can have become absolutely expressionless,and have no reaction to any stituation what so ever.However the person affecetd by this thinks nothing is wrong and infact thinks hes outperforming Mayank in the race of being sadu.
****Rohanitis****
This virus orignates for a baboon by the name of Rohan-who presumes himslef to be a cool "doodh".This virus results in severe symptoms of smirking,flirting and mothing extreamly predictable pick up lines.This also results in Excess attitude and pride that can only be cured by a medicine of the name Sayank.
****Riyaitis****
This virus orignates from a loud mouthed creature by the name of Riya.This illness is mostly dormant in nature.It results in screaching,reduction in the size of clothes,and increasing size of ones lips.The most noticable sympton however is that the patient mostly utters phrases in broken english mostly"I tell you...!".
****Creative Visonaries Virus***
This virus was orignaly detected in the creative heads of Balaji telefilms,in the year 2000,but slowly spread like an epidemic amongst all the creative directors of tellydoom.The main syptoms of this virus existing are are-killing popular charcters,taking leaps,giving actors melodramatic dailoges,making all the actors cry,and getting "New"-xerox copy of the previous characters in the show.This virus is sadly incurable.Currently the cvs of MJHT are affected by this-but now have passed on this bimari to the Cvs of Bidaai.
***Creativenafartitis***
This Ailment is caused due to the counter reaction of CVV-Cretive visionary virus and is usually inflicted upon the viewers who watch these shows.This illness results in
the viewrers hatered towards the Cvs and also results in counter reactions liks spamming thier email ids,facebook accounts,and other personal accounts.This illness can only be cured when the cvs come under the pressure of this virus and listen to the viewers.
Disclaimer:-
For starters im no medical student,my didi is...and is she sees this-shell spank me for sure-i dunno the correct terminology-so if you think somethings wrong please correct me😊
I only wanted youll to laugh,and if youll didnt well sorry to waste youre time.
If youll have any suggestiosn as to new upcomming viruses...please Pm them to me-ill like to keep them a surprise!😊😉
And yes....NO BASHING PLEASE...and not fighting too...if you arent in the mood for jokes kindly leave.I dont appriciate bashing and for those who dont know i can be quite a basher myself...😡
Have a nice time!!!hope i made atleast someone smile!😊
Loads of love
shruti😊
for extra knowlege kindly refer to our inhouse consultant Dr nikki:-
link to clinic:-https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1418464&TPN=2
These viruses are not one-not even two buit are as many as FIVE!!.And more are being discovered..threfore it is improtant that you make sure you are away from them.
*****Nirbhayitis****
This virus orignaltes from a vichitra prani by the name of Nirbhay Awasthi.The initial symptoms of this virus is having the same facing expression at all times.But however if this virus isnt detected in time,one can have become absolutely expressionless,and have no reaction to any stituation what so ever.However the person affecetd by this thinks nothing is wrong and infact thinks hes outperforming Mayank in the race of being sadu.
****Rohanitis****
This virus orignates for a baboon by the name of Rohan-who presumes himslef to be a cool "doodh".This virus results in severe symptoms of smirking,flirting and mothing extreamly predictable pick up lines.This also results in Excess attitude and pride that can only be cured by a medicine of the name Sayank.
****Riyaitis****
This virus orignates from a loud mouthed creature by the name of Riya.This illness is mostly dormant in nature.It results in screaching,reduction in the size of clothes,and increasing size of ones lips.The most noticable sympton however is that the patient mostly utters phrases in broken english mostly"I tell you...!".
****Creative Visonaries Virus***
This virus was orignaly detected in the creative heads of Balaji telefilms,in the year 2000,but slowly spread like an epidemic amongst all the creative directors of tellydoom.The main syptoms of this virus existing are are-killing popular charcters,taking leaps,giving actors melodramatic dailoges,making all the actors cry,and getting "New"-xerox copy of the previous characters in the show.This virus is sadly incurable.Currently the cvs of MJHT are affected by this-but now have passed on this bimari to the Cvs of Bidaai.
***Creativenafartitis***
This Ailment is caused due to the counter reaction of CVV-Cretive visionary virus and is usually inflicted upon the viewers who watch these shows.This illness results in
the viewrers hatered towards the Cvs and also results in counter reactions liks spamming thier email ids,facebook accounts,and other personal accounts.This illness can only be cured when the cvs come under the pressure of this virus and listen to the viewers.
Disclaimer:-
For starters im no medical student,my didi is...and is she sees this-shell spank me for sure-i dunno the correct terminology-so if you think somethings wrong please correct me😊
I only wanted youll to laugh,and if youll didnt well sorry to waste youre time.
If youll have any suggestiosn as to new upcomming viruses...please Pm them to me-ill like to keep them a surprise!😊😉
And yes....NO BASHING PLEASE...and not fighting too...if you arent in the mood for jokes kindly leave.I dont appriciate bashing and for those who dont know i can be quite a basher myself...😡
Have a nice time!!!hope i made atleast someone smile!😊
Loads of love
shruti😊
for extra knowlege kindly refer to our inhouse consultant Dr nikki:-
link to clinic:-https://india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1418464&TPN=2
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