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The first ever Keshav Pandit funny scene
Keshav-Mangal phone CourtRoom Conversation
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Telecast Date: 22th May 2009Situation, Keshav and Sayra hand over the responsibility of fighting his own case to Mangal but usko to Kaanoon ka Ka bhi nahi aata. A scene full of comedy of errors as Mangal fights his own case getting instructed by a hidden Keshav from the court via the phone.
Judge: To tum kehna chahte ho ki tum apna case khud ladoge 😲
Mangal: Ji My Lord 😊
Judge: Qualification Kya hai tumhari 😳
Mangal: Jo Kapda mile hum pehen ke nikal jaate hain 😒
Judge: Main kapde ki baat nahi kar raha hoon, 😵 main pooch raha hoo ki Qualification Kya hai tumhari
Mangal: Fashion nahi karte hain hum 🤓
Judge: Fashion nahi Qualification, matlab kahan tak padhe ho 🥱
Mangal: Padhai? Chauthi mein do baar fail ho chuke hain 😳
The whole Courtroom audience starts laughing
Judge: Order order, agar tum chaho to adaalat tumhare liye vakil ka intezam kar sakti hai
Keshav begins instructing Mangal on the phoneKeshav: Mangal Judge saab se kaho tum apna case khud ladna chahate ho ⭐️
Mangal: Haan 🤔
Judge: Matlab tum sarkari vakil chahte ho 😳
Mangal: Naa 🤪
Judge: Kya matlab, haan ya na?
Mangal: Nahi 👎🏼
Judge: Thik hai, ye adalat tumhe apna case khud ladne ki ijazat deti hai 👍🏼
Keshav: Mangal, Sayra ke paas map hai, usko le aur Judge Saab ko dikha, koi galti mat karna, jaisa kaha hai waisa karna.
Mangal shows the map
Keshav: Bank se waardaat tak ki doori takreeban bees kilometre hai
Mangal: Bank se waardaat tak ki doori takreeban bees kilometre hai aap khudahi dekh sakte hai, dekh lijiye.
Mangal goes to the Judge's seating area and displays the map
Keshav: Is beech tumne apni gaadi petrol pump pe roki aur diesel bharwaaya tha.
Mangal: Aur is dauraan hum beech mein petrol pump pe ruk ke diesel bhi bharwaaye the
The man in-charge of this tries to push him away
Keshav: Peeche hato.🤔
Mangal: Are Peeche hato.
Courtroom Man: Aap peeche hatiye 😳
Keshav: Mangal tu peeche hat. 😵
Mangal: Are tu peeche hat Mangal 😕
Keshav: Mangal.... 😡
Mangal:
Judge: Peeche reh kar ke baat karo
Keshav: Traffic wagairah ko dhyaan mein rakhte huye, 40 min lagte hain doori tay karne mein.
Mangal: Hum 10:30 pe nikle the aur 11:20 par police ne humko giraftaar kar liya thik 50 min baad.
Keshav: Yaani 40 min se sirf 10 min zyaada.
Mangal: Jab police ne humko giraftaar kiya , humare paas se kuch nahi mila Yaani 10 min mein humne
Keshav: apne saathiyon ka khoon kiya, akele paison se bhara bag wahan se lekar nikle, aur bag chupa ke wapas
Mangal: waardaat wali jagah pe aake let gaye, taaki police waale aaye aur humko giraftaar kar lein?
Keshav: itne samay mein sirf 5 kilometer
Mangal: sirf 5 kilometer
Keshav: are pehle poori baat suno, matlab ki dhai kilometer jaana aur dhai kilometer wapas aana, ab bol
Mangal: dhai kilometer hi kya police ne chappa-chappa chaan maara unhe kuch nahi mila, yaani itni jaldi itne saare paise gaye kahan?
Prosecution Lawwyer: isme koi badi baat nahi hai, isme koi badi baat nahi hai ki isme iske aur saathi bhi shamil ho
Keshav: Ye bilkul sahi keh raha hai, judge sahab se kaho ki ye line note ki jaaye
Mangal: haan inki ye baat note ki jaaye My Lord.
Judge: Iska matlab tum inki baat se sehmat ho
Mangal: Hum ih keh rahe hain ke
Keshav's phone stops working
Mangal: Battery Khatam 🤢
Judge: Battery Khatam? Kiski?
Keshav: Chal Bol Mangal maine battery change kar li hai 👏
Mangal: Nahi Nahi hum to ih keh rahe hain ki hamri baat khatam nahi hui hai. Subah Bahut Nashta karke aaye hain, hum zaroor bolenge, agar humre saaath koi aur hota, to in baat police ki report mein darj hoti, ya vakil saahab ki dalilon mein hoti, lekin aisa kuch nahi hua......
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