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A few txts I received 😛
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Angel said: I can't be everywhere to help u so I created MOTHER...
Devil replied: Me too can't be everywhere so I created MOTHER-IN-LAW
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Married couple in their 60s are visited by a fairy who grants them boht a wish. I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. Said the wife. 2 tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand. Husband says - sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30 yrs younger than me. SO the fairy waves her want & the husband becomes 92. Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful b******* should remember - fairies are f****** female. 😳
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You're on a horse, galloping away at speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, on your left is an elephant travelling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you a firce angry lion is chasing you. What must you do to get out of this HIGHLY DANGEROUS situation?
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GET OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND AND ACT UR AGE!
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An asian girl and an asian boy sat in a park, the girl says to the boy "Do something to make my heart beat faster." The boy looks around and says, "Run, your Dad's coming!"
I think tht's enough 4 now 😛
Enjoy! 😃
