happy birthday ron(a fanfic)

hi guys . i hve written a fanfic on occasion of our very favourite ickle ronniekins birthday in simple words RONALD WEASLEY birthday.i hope u enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it😆

THIS IS GUARANTEED DAT TEARS WILL COME FRM URS EYES FROM LAUGHING OR ELSE CHANGE MY NAME FROM MANSHI TO BLAST ENDED SKREWTS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON

It's Ron's birthday today. Harry, Hermione, Lupin, Fred, George, Neville, Draco have come to rock the party.

Its time for gift opening.

Neville: Ron open my gift first.

Hermione: no you open mine!!!

Draco: no way you are opening the mudblood's gift

Ron: ok chill it Neville I am opening yours.

Ron opens Neville gift and it is a red hair dye.

Ron: sit in the corner Neville I already have red hair.

Harry: how come Ron has red hair dye and not me!

Everybody (expect Harry): shut up you have the scar.

Hermione: open my gift!!!

Lupin: no open mine.

Ron: shut up I am opening my best buddy Harry's gift.

Ron opens Harry's gift it is a brown box. The box shakes violently

And it is a giant spider

Harry: he is Aragog's newborn son!

Ron: go to the Dursely's Harry I hate spiders.

Hermione: open my gift!!!

Draco: shut up mudblood. Ron open my gift.

Lupin: no kidding kid he opens my gift.

Ron: hang on Fred George aren't you gona give me something

Fred no George… no Fred… no George oh whatever: shortly brother!

Ron: ok I open hermoine's gift.

It is a huge book 'what to do when you know who strikes back'

Ron: Hermione that's what Harry need.

Harry: how come Ron has that book and not me!

Everybody (expect Harry): shut up Harry you have the scar!

Lupin: kid open my gift now.

Ron: All right professor.

It is a shiny badge, which read ' welcome to THE W.O.L.F {world of Lupin friends}'

Ron: I dare to think how many werewolves it has! Any ways Fred George what about your gift.

Draco: I am there too hey hay look at me.

Ron: oh yeh you are there too. So what do you have there?

It was a poem.

Weasley's mom is a fatty chick,

Her skull is as thick as a brick,

Nobody knows what's into it,

But yet Weasley is our king.

Weasley's mom gave birth to seven kids,

I am sure she would like a little kick,

But her butt is as heavy as a bridge,

But yet Weasley is our king.

Draco: Didn't I tell you in the fifth book that I am going to write a poem on your mom, so there you are

Ron: Thanks but you better send it to her for Christmas.

Fred no George… no Fred… no George oh whatever: now time for our surprise here bro a cannery tart for you.

And then Ron had a blast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RON!!!

PLZ POST UR COMMENTS IF U HVE NOT DIED FROM LAUGHING😆😆

Lolz Ashi!! 😆 That was hilarious! I especially like the W.O.L.F and Draco's poem!! It was really hilarious, keep it up!! 😆

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loved it!!
thanx 4 sharing manshi

u write well manshi, did write d poem by urself, if u did, u're a very good poet

cute manshi! 😆

Great job! well done! Liked Lupin's W.O.L.F the best!
"World of lupin friends" so when do I get a W.O.L.F badge huh? 😉

well manshi no bl;ast scwrets well u didnt make me cry but u made me die of laughter ouch my stomachs hurting now 😆
just checking if iam alive right nw 😆

really shriya i wrote d poem by myself. thanx for liking it. d poem was in my mind wen i was reading d 5th book 😊

Awesome. i luved it 😆 .great poem and fan fiction. 👏 👏

i liked it a lot 😆 😆 .ur a gr8 poet ashi_rox

thank u 😃 i very happy u like it 😃 i hve written many more. will post dem soon 😊