Part 3
India,
It was a huge and crowded house.In this house everyone was busy in their own way. Two of them are in a room.
"Chachaji apa yeha kya karahehe?"asked a young girl.
"Raji may yeha yek plan banarahahu "
"plan "asked Raji.
"ha plan"
"per yea tho Ramu ka room hey" said Raji.
"ha may hey plan Ramu kuo sabak sikanay ke liye he banaya tha."
"tho ab?" asked Raji.
"theyko , hamesha ke tharaha Ramu is khidike ke our thekatha huva
ayega,aur thab is thel per apana perar rakakar slip hokar is bed per gerjayega,aur main neche se ye screws nekal diya"
"kya???????"asked Raji with a suprising face.
Then they both looked at each other's face and smiled and laughed imaging what is going to happen.
"Raji ye bata hum donom ke beech he rahana chahiyea,promise"
"promise". And they both continued to laugh.
Chachaji was then standing near to the door.Suddenly his wife opened the door. He himself sliped and fell down through the window.
"chachajiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" shouted Raji.
"kya huvo" asked chacheji.
"chachaji niche gir gaye."
.
people who were present there surrounded him and his wife reached there and asked them to bring him to Ramu's room .
everyone over there carried him to the room. Worried Raji pulled a table and asked them to place him on the table but chacheji asked to place him on the bed, then the chachaji who could not speak out of pain looked at Raji,to this Raji replied slowly "promise chachaji,I will not tell anyone."
Then they placed him on the bed. Chachaji then showed everyone some skews.
"ye kya hey?"asked chacheji
"isse bed ka screws hey chacheji"asked Raji
"kya????" then the entrie bed got separated and fell.
Then suddenly a girl comes running into the room looked at this and got shocked.
She asked them to shift him to her room and immediately treated him.
"ab sab kuch tek ha"asked chacheji
"ha hamara gur ka pehle doctor, Dr.pamminder Kaur."
Then everyone gave a smile on their faces.
Scene 2
A man is driving very speedly . He was caught by a police.
"why are you driving the car very fast and that too in the night time" shouted the police.
"sir,I'm a doctor and I have to reach the hospital immediately, its an emergeny"
"What is your name and where do you work. Show your ID"
"I'm Dr.Rajdeep Sahni and I work in people's hospital. This is my ID"
"Ok you can go"
Then his car stops and many of his friends came near him.One of them asked "why are you late, the party has started."
"I was in danger and escaped" laughed Raj.
Everyone rushed into the club.
All the friends sat at a place. Veer then came and joined the party.
All of them wanted to play a game.
"ok folks, everyone of us is going to tell a joke, who tells the worst joke will have the honor of paying the bill.Decsion of the group is final. Shall we start.?"said Raj.
"Ok"said everyone.
"I will start" said Raj." Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account."
"Next please."
"A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."
"Next",
"Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,"oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
"The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ..."
This went on for some time then Raj looked at Veer"Sir want about you, yours is the last."
Veer started his joke,
"
Raju: I want to becme very famous. Ram; then take this. When u press this button this will turn to a rabbit. Now u call everyone and say that you will show them a magic. Ask them which animal they what this to be convert to
Raju: if they say some other animal
Ram: just shout rabbit, in such a huge crowd everyone will think someone asked for rabbit.
Then raju called everyone and asked them the same question.
Then manyof the member asked for elephant
Then raju in the same way shouted rabbit
Then someone said "who is asking for rabbit we want elephant."
Then raju said in tension"he,he"
Then that man replied "this means you don't know magic'
Listening to this everyone ran towards raju and Blashed Raju."
Then came the bearer with the bill
"then shall we call the owner to tell the last joke"said Veer.
Everybody laughed.
What about the result said Raj.
Veer said "wait I will declare the result.
He then paid the bill and said"folks let us go".
Edited by sravze - 15 years ago