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hey evryone.....i know i know that i have two pending fan fics to finish...bt trust me...i will nt dishearten u...all my dearest readers...😊.....SMK is a lill out of track....i have to thnk of some ultimate twists....😉 and am gonna cntinue BPK also soon.....
am starting this fan fic on my swt divya di's request to reduce the seriousness of the forum...😉
this is a mock version of the actual show----MANN KI AWAZ PRATIGYA......
disclaimer: evrythng is written in good humour...nvr meant to hurt anybody...😊
well this is to start with.....😆😆
three cheers for behudapan
hip hip hooray...hip hip hooray..........hip hip hooray🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MANN KI AWAZ PRATIGYA........................
chapter----1
pratigya paced up and down the room,luking vry tensed wen rolli rushed in......
she hugged pratigya so tightly that she felt as if her bones will break-------oh!!!! pratigya pratigya pratigya am soooooooooooo happy.....!!!!!!!
pratigya pushed her away,giggling-------kya kar rahi hain yaar....tujhe to pata hi hain....mujhe kisike chune se gudgudi hoti hain.....😆😆
rolli-------oh!! sry sry....main to bhul hi gayi thi...gudgudi rani......😆😆
pratigya--------aab bol...baat kya hain...tune adarsh bhaiya ko propose kar diya?
rolli-------adarsh????????? woh nanha munha rahi?😆
pratigya-----oye...hamare bhaiya hain woh...unke bare mein kuch mat bol...samjhi?
rolli-----are kyun na bolu?tera bhaiya abhi bara kahan hua hain? abhi tak aunty uske mathe mein tel lagati hain.....na thk se hasna ata hain usko na thk se rona......
pratigya------to tu pasand kyun karti hain unhe?
rolli smiled cleverly--------are yar.......mujhe ek payer dabanewala pati chaiye jo tera bhai hain.......are are gussa mat hona yar...............mazaq kar rahi hun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pratigya grabbed a pillow and strated running after with it....rolli,whu was skinny and light hopped and skipped around happily escaping frm the more bulky and heavy pratigya whu gave up running marathon after some time.......both of them sat down,breathng heavily......
pratigya(panting)---------mujhe............tujhse................kuch.............aur.................baat.....karni.............hain..................
rolli-------kya?
pratigya----------woh ladka......jo ghar mein fon karta hain na?are wohi...woh blank call wala.....???????
rolli-------haan haan yar.....kya hua usko?
pratigya------are use kuch nhi hua hain.....par pata hain....
her eyes shone with excitement and mischief as she lowered down her voice--------usne hume ek sari gift ki hain.......
rolli forgot evrythng and shouted-------sach??????
pratigya slapped her hard on her shoulder........
rolli-------ouch!!!!
pratigya-----dheere bol......
rolli-----okay okay...am sry sry....... she grabbed her hand-------sacchi????? dikha dikha sari kaisa hain? bht kimti hogi nah?😆
pratigya tilted her head in fake pride-------hogi kyun nhi....akhir pratigya k liye hain..............
rolli----bas bas...aab dikha na jaldiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
pratigya-------ek min....
she got up and opened the cupboard...she searched for it....and at last finding it she showed it to rolli whuse eyes glittered like gold.....
rolli touched it--------woow pratigya...lagta hain ye ladka kafi ameer hain.....
pratigya blushed-------hmmm.....
rolli--------to kya plan hain?
pratigya---------dekh....hamari shaadi to nitin ji se honewali hain....kyun? thk hain kar lenge shaadi...par tune dekha nhi kya...aajkal har serial mein heroine ka extra marital affair shaadi ke baad bhi chalu rehta hain....to hamari kyun nhi? kya hum kisi heroine se kam hain?😆
rolli------moti heroine....
pratigya--------kya kaha tune?
rolli----------kuch nhi kuch nhi....bas...aise hi..... are agr ye ladka itna hi ameer hain to isi se shaadi kar lena.....
pratigya--------bina dekhe? agr koi bandar nikla toh?
rolli------to tu kya bandar ka achar dalegi.....???? beta paisa dekh iska paisa......😆.
pratigya--------nhi.....lekin........ek tarika hain janne ka ki ye ladka hain kaun aur kaisa dikhta hain........
rolli--------kaisa tarika?
pratigya stooped down and whispered somethng in her ears.....her face became bright slowly.............
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outside krishna was as usual being the morning guard of the street along with his two arms----tunna and chandu.....😆
he was listening to power fm. top 30....in his mobile....
tunna was munching a hamburger...frm the nearest sugar and spice....
and chandu was lost in some dreams he knew better wat.....😆
krishna was going on nodding his head in the rhythm of the song-------kehta hain kabutaar....koi to hain chakkar....ud ud ke khabar har kisiko bhej raha hain.......😆
wen suddenly tunna shook him hard......
krishna-------ka hain bey?
tunna-----bhaiya bhabi?
krishna got up quickly--------ka baat kar raha hain?
tunna-------uu dekhiye uu bhi apke diye hue sari mein.......
krishna followed his gaze and at once became mesmerized by her beauty..... he didnt notice that his other two arms were also gazing at their BHABI with their mouths hung open......😆
krishna-----kya mast lag rahi hain be.....
tunna chandu together-------haan bhaiya.....
krishna--------jee karta hain abhi jake shaadi kar lun........
tunna chandu together--------haan bhaiya.........
krishna---------aur fir hullymoon,suhagraat sab ek hi din mein........
tunna chandu together--------haan bhaiya.......
suddenly tunna scratched his head and looked cnfused--------bhaiya suhagraat din mein kaise hogi?😆 uu to sirf raat mein hoti hain na?
chandu slapped him on his head-------abe suhagraat ka kono time hota hain ka....jab bhi chaho......😉
krishna-------are tumlog humre suhagraat ke bare mein sochna band karo aur apne bare mein socho.....
chandu--------bhaiya hum kaha aapke suhagraat ke bare mein soch rahe the? hum to apne bare mein hi soch rahe the.....🤣
krishna-------ek kantap denge na saale....akal thikane pe aa jayegi...bhabi ke bare mein ulta sidha soch raha hain......bhabi maa saman hoti hain maa saman......samjhe ke nai?
chandu--------wohi to keh rahe hain bhaiya......bhabi ek na ek din maa to zaroor hogi......🤣
krishna--------tum jaise besharmon se baat karna hi bekar hain.....chalo.....picha karte hain tumri bhabi ka......
tunna whispered to chandu-------humre bhabi nhi apne bhabi ke bare mein baat kar raha hain........ chandu sniggered.....
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meanwhile pratigya forced rolli to roam abt the streets in search of her gumnaam deewana....wenevr she caught sight of a handsum guy...she started to wink at him and smile at him.....if the guy returned her smile....she jumped up and shouted---------mil gayaaaaaa and of course the guy ran away,in order to save his life...🤣 making pratigya disappointed....
rolli-------pratigya ye kya kar rahi ho tum...aise thodi na koi milega.....
pratigya--------to hum kya kare tum hi batao......kitne sare ladke hain yahan...aur kam se kam 99% hume ghur ghur ke dekh rahe hain to hume kaise pata chalega ki inmein se woh kaun hain?
rolli tried to calculate....the 99% hit her head...she was good in maths and started calculating wenevr she got a chance... pratigya saw her distracted and asked-------kya hua?
rolli,in a thoughtful manner-------pratigya raaste main,jitna mujhe yaad hain...humne 16 ladko ko dekha,unmein se sirf 3 ya 4 tumhe ghur raha tha.....to hisab se....99% kaise ho gaya? ye to 50% se bhi kam hua na?🤣
pratigya's mouth hung open.....she didnt know wat to answer..... wen suddenly she realised that it wud be better if she changed the topic....
she cleared her throat and said-------hamare dimag mein ek idea aya hain.....
rolli----firse?
pratigya----haan...isbar idea flop nhi hoga.....
rolli-----kaisa idea...kuch bataogi bhi?
pratigya winked at her-------bataungi nhi....dikhaungi.....
without evn waiting for her reply she walked up the stairs of a mall,held her hands up in the air and shouted-------helooooo heloooooooo helooooooo NO ladies...only gentlemen...may i hve ur attention plz.......
rolli's head started spinning,she felt giddy......
many people gathered around pratigya,eager to listen to the beautiful grl.......
pratigya shouted out in a vry proud manner----------kya aap kripa karke batayenge ki aap mein se kis ameer insaan ne hume ye saree gift kiya hain? 🤣 she pointed at herself.........
all the people glanced at each other's faces....unable to guess wat she wanted to say......
pratigya understood their confusion and smiled.....then she declared-------are baba....jabtak aap hume apni shakal nhi dikhayenge tabtak hum aapko haan nhi karenge...bata rahi hun......fir chahe aap hamare liye taj mahal kyun na khada kar de........🤣 come on now.....raise ur hand...whuevr u r......come on......
at frst two hands went up....then slowly almost evryone raised up their hands.......
pratigya's face went black-----oh!!! agen a flop idea?
then she thot------no way...isbaar idea flop nhi hoga.....
she shouted--------okay okay.......koi baat nhi...haath niche kijiye aur hamari baat dhyan se suniye....
the hands went down.....
she said-------jisne bhi ye saari hume gift kiya hain...sirf wohi haath uthayega....aur.......aur......HAMARE SAATH USE RAM GOPAL VERMA KI AAG DEKHNE JANA PADEGA......aur haan....film k bich mein woh hall se bahar nhi ja payega.......🤣
aab haath upar kijiye jo bhi ho aap.......
this time noone raised up their hands.....
tunna poked krishna with his elbow....they were also in the crowd.....
krishna------kya hain?
tunna----bhaiya ka kar rahe hain? abhi chance hain...haath uthaiye....
krishna------pagala gaya hain ka? woh horror film dekhne jana padega fir.....😆
tunna------ka bhaiya aap BIG B ko bardasht nhi kar pate hain 3 ghante ke liye to BIG BIWI ko sari zindagi kaise bardasht karoge?🤣
krishna------tu sach keh raha hain...kyun chandu?
chandu-----bhaiya pehle baar sach bola hain ee....
krishna raised up his collar.....
chandu------bhaiya collar uthane ke liye nhi kaha hain bhabi ji ne.....haath uthane ko kaha hain.....
krishna remembered-------o haan..... he raised up his hand hesitantly......
pratigya saw it--------there u r.....come on come on.......daro mat hum tumhe kaccha chabayenge nhi.....idhar aajao.....
krishna pushed through the crowd and started ascending the stairs to her....
pratigya observed him carefully...she liked him...he looked intelligent.....was hundsum and strong...she had always dreamt of a man like this......
krishna came over to her-------haan bataiye.....
pratigya------hmmm...to tum hi ho......batao kab chalna hain?
krishna------kahan?
pratigya----are...abhi abhi to kahan....ram gopal verma ki aag dekhne?
krishna expression was like😕🤢😡
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well this is the frst chapter...plzz comment if u like it.....and evn if u dnt...then also plzzz comment...becoz based on ur comments i will decide whether to cntinue with this FF or not....😊
Cricket
