New Computer Viruses by DMG(added some more)

Beware of these new Computer Viruses developed by the Cine VIsta Computers Private LImited recently.

KASH :Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.

KASU :It constantly does annoying things, but is too cute to get rid of.

KAJEN :Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of how old it is. Prints, "Oh, no, you don't!", whenever you choose Abort from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

JERAN :Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

AR :Won't allow any changes on your system, but keeps saying that things will get better as soon as it takes over the Whitehouse.

SR : It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."

YUNA : Makes its presence known, but doesn't do anything. Secretly, you wish it would.

YUSU :Wipes out your operating system claiming it has no right to control your PC

i've forgotten to add about some more imp viruses. here they are.

Ammy:Every three minutes it reminds you what great service you are getting.

Sid:Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to. Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.

Ridz:Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored. It blows away all your files, then tells you the CV's will help you rebuild them.

DMG_CV's: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for TRP. Claims that if you don't send it a million TRP's , its programmer will take it back.

ARSH :originally planned as a revolutionary redesign of aging but classic VIRUS software, had to be repackaged and simplified after the original attempt failed to keep up with rapidly shifting design goals. Fortunately, the current production version can infect older Macintoshes as well as the latest models

DMG: Runs the same programs over and over, week after week after week.

Shilpa: Files disappear, only to reappear mysteriously a year later, in another directory.

as there is no antivirus s/w for the above viruses. so please beware of them.

P.S: this is not a bashing post. so please be cool.

Originally posted by: caprigurl

LOLLZZZZ I get it !

you got it. thanq😆

Originally posted by: perfectsmile

lolss🤣 🤣🤣
now i m rushing to detect the type of virus in mine🤣😆😆

🤣my system got affected by KASH and AR viruses. i didn't find any antivirus s/w yet.

GOOD ONE GREAT WRITER AND NICELY EXPLAINED DEAR

hahahaha...................nyc topic👏

Originally posted by: Armaan-09

GOOD ONE GREAT WRITER AND NICELY EXPLAINED DEAR

KEEP UO THE GOOD WORK DARLING.

EVEN I M SEARCING WHICH VIRUS HAS AFFECTED MY PC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOD IT AR ARMAAN RIDDHIMA

KAJEN VIRUS OH MY GOD MY PC IS OUT OF MY CONTROL DONNO WHAT TO DO YEH VIRUS KABHI NAH JAYEGA YAAR BUT U KNOW WHAT I LOVE THIS VIRUS YAAR

KAJEN ARMAAN AND RIDZ LOVE U

🤣

did u find any anitvirus s/w.

Originally posted by: natasha_mirani

hahahaha...................nyc topic👏

thanq.😊