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Hey Guys,
Is your life very boring? Are u missing moments of adreline rush in your your life. Here are sum tips:
1) Slap an eve-teaser without reconsidering the repurcursions and the next time u encounter him run like hell that must give u some kick. Then go home and hide it from your parents. Keeping a secret from your loved must give some kind of fun
2) If you have realised you have a stalker hide all the evidences, lie to your parents and confide in your equally immature friend. To top it up play detective by wearing the clothes given by the stalker with the intention of confronting him as if he wld have ignored u if u had gone wearing anything else
3) Marry the stalker u hate for revenge. Don't reconsider a few facts like he is GOONDA and that you will have to spend the rest of life with him. Well entering an unknown territroy must be provide u with some excitment. Irony hatered is only going to make u into a bitter person in long run. Hey, icing on the cake is- Ruin the lives of your so called loved ones along with the one u hate
4) After marriage more excitment follows:
Pick fights for rights in da house u r married into and let the muppet u have married finish them. When he is not around to fight for u go to your bedroom and cry
Start analysing the deluded fool you have married and do not talk when he is trying to have coversation. It must be gr8 fun to analyse a person so different from u and and confusing him further by giving him a multi-purpose expression.
Put spanners in his head and keep on winding him. Push the fool to a limit that he looses his little bit sanity left in him and acts like a loony. It must give u a kick seeing how u can make a person loose control. As a result he starts manhandling u. But hey don't walk out on him stay there and go through it and cry after any incident.
If that is not enough start social work that will give you feeling of purpose in life. Start counselling ppl how to live a successful married life. Meanwhile carry on with your personal vendetta as living a double standard life must be surely fun
Now when the knob of your husband decides to move on with his life and not pay any attention to u, start playing a good wife's act. Hey u can't let go of the trump card who will help u survive in that asylum. Along with that why not have fun of confusing a already lost man.
When your idiot husband pulls a stupid stunt like false pregnancy and asks u to carry on with the lie, confront him but don't tell the family. Hey whats the fun in that it is more fun to make him a laughing stock when things have gone to a point of no return
WARNING: TRY THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK
Is your life very boring? Are u missing moments of adreline rush in your your life. Here are sum tips:
1) Slap an eve-teaser without reconsidering the repurcursions and the next time u encounter him run like hell that must give u some kick. Then go home and hide it from your parents. Keeping a secret from your loved must give some kind of fun
2) If you have realised you have a stalker hide all the evidences, lie to your parents and confide in your equally immature friend. To top it up play detective by wearing the clothes given by the stalker with the intention of confronting him as if he wld have ignored u if u had gone wearing anything else
3) Marry the stalker u hate for revenge. Don't reconsider a few facts like he is GOONDA and that you will have to spend the rest of life with him. Well entering an unknown territroy must be provide u with some excitment. Irony hatered is only going to make u into a bitter person in long run. Hey, icing on the cake is- Ruin the lives of your so called loved ones along with the one u hate
4) After marriage more excitment follows:
Pick fights for rights in da house u r married into and let the muppet u have married finish them. When he is not around to fight for u go to your bedroom and cry
Start analysing the deluded fool you have married and do not talk when he is trying to have coversation. It must be gr8 fun to analyse a person so different from u and and confusing him further by giving him a multi-purpose expression.
Put spanners in his head and keep on winding him. Push the fool to a limit that he looses his little bit sanity left in him and acts like a loony. It must give u a kick seeing how u can make a person loose control. As a result he starts manhandling u. But hey don't walk out on him stay there and go through it and cry after any incident.
If that is not enough start social work that will give you feeling of purpose in life. Start counselling ppl how to live a successful married life. Meanwhile carry on with your personal vendetta as living a double standard life must be surely fun
Now when the knob of your husband decides to move on with his life and not pay any attention to u, start playing a good wife's act. Hey u can't let go of the trump card who will help u survive in that asylum. Along with that why not have fun of confusing a already lost man.
When your idiot husband pulls a stupid stunt like false pregnancy and asks u to carry on with the lie, confront him but don't tell the family. Hey whats the fun in that it is more fun to make him a laughing stock when things have gone to a point of no return
WARNING: TRY THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK
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Anupamaa
