Sid like a veteran loser at the game of love, guides him that he should control his temper. Yuvi avails this opportunity with his tauntmanship.. "main ghussay nahin hoon, laiken tumahri tarah chup bhi toh nahin reh sakta" Oops!! He apologizes and then passes on his assessment (that reminds me of my recent assessment, its another story!)
Coming from Yuvi, it must be very authentic, He says "Sid ajeeb ittefaq hai, Naina ke aane ke baad, mere ander ghussa bhar gaya hai, aur doosri taraf, Riddhima (koi Dr. nahin, koi bhabi nahin) ke aane ke baad tera sara ghussa thanda parh gaya hai. He takes it to another level and says "Isn't it strange, pyar bandey ko kiss haad tak badal daita hai."
Sid walks and take his position behind him, getting ready for back to back dialogues.
"you know dude, tumhari aur meri kahani main farq hai" he does not want Yuvi to have wrong notions about himself.
"I know Sid," Yuvi is now becoming smart "hai to donno pyar ki kahani.." Its a car owner syndrome. You have a merc 500 and I have a suzuki 800, we both are car owners. right!
I suspect that they have someone new writing the dialogues, or Yuvi has started writing his own?
"Riddhima teri wife hai, thank God!" (kahin meri nahin hai..does he mean that?) " atleast ye rishta to nahin badla hai ab tuk." If you notice, he is looking in one direction and slightly far away, he is apparently reading from somewhere else, could be the teleprompter of some other show next door. "I think tujhey ye rishta badalne bhi nahin daina chahiye dost." Yuvi, new marriage consultant in Sid's life, whom Sid just saved from getting fired by Dr. Kirti.
"Jo apna ho us ko kabhi door na janey do." Yuvi has seen a good lot of movies over the weekend.
But what happened to yesterdays Sid, who was dribbling and slam-dunking the ball and was about to turn into a Hulk-Hogan. I guess uss ne apna ghussa thook diya hai, ya phir raat gayee baat gayee.
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So far the girl with a most consistent character so far (keep your fingers crossed) is Tamanna. Who is in the mode of preparing a force to rescue the damsel Riddhima from the dragon. She starts to brief the toddlers about the love triangle. Riddhima deedi is naraaz with Sid and Armaan is after Riddhima. She in her innocence thinks ke wo uss se friendship karna chahata hai. (can someone tell her what he has been doing to her in the past.) "aur mujhay bilkul acha nahin lagta?" she announces
"magar plan kiya hai" one of her soldiers asks her wo bhi haat hila hila ke.
"unne jungle ki taraf lay ke jana hoga" she says
"kiss ko?" little soliders needs clarification
"Dr. Riddhima ko" (not Riddhima deedi?????) "ab tak main Sid bhaiya ko phone bhi kar loon gi." simple plans reaps simple results. Then she starts to act like every other actor on this show ..eternally confused!! " she says "Dr. Armaan ko, nahin Dr. Riddhima ko.... " and every soldier is confused, she continues and as per the pattern of the show, it comes down to Dr. Riddhima. She tells them ke tum Dr. Riddhima ko laikar jungle main aa jana, baaqi sab main dekh loon gi"
Sanjeevni main sarey doctors picnic manatey hain aur orphanage main sarey orphans.
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Yuvi and Sid are about to kiss goodbye, Sid's phone rings, and there is Tamanna on the other side and does the same shikwah with Sid as she did with Riddhima. She then questions him that why did he send Riddhima with Armaan, and then she plays the same game with him what he has been playing with Armaan.. what goes around comes around. jaisa karo gay waisa hi bharo gay. "mera naam " Sid falls for it, and she adds "unn ki tabiyat bhi theek nahin lag rahi thee." and she adds drama to it "ke ultian kar rahi thee.." Sid must have started to suspect Armaan for gently guiding her on family way. In short Sid has now enough motivation to go after Riddhima.
She unlike any other actor on this show, she promptly asks for Bhagwan's forgiveness for lying so bluntly.
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The kids trick Armaan to see an ailing kid about whom Dr. Armaan does not know, is he smarter than the 5th Grader?
The confusion continues in the ranks and two young Armaan and Riddhima in the making, discuss abd conclude that Tamanna said Armaan.
Tamanna successfully tricks Riddhima to take her to the forest.
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Both Riddhima and Armaan came her for the emergency treatment of two kids. How could they leave him unattended. Then when each one of them was told that they have to see some kid patient, none of them bothered to carry their stethoscope or medical bag. Were they told ke Jungle main unki apni Jungle Pharmacy hai?
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Sid wants to save his trip by calling Riddhima and Tamanna does not let her attend the phone and Riddhima never bothers to get her phone back to check who called her. In fact whatever Armaan and Riddhima have been doing in the past, the viewers have been objecting ke ye to bacchon wali harkatain hain, this time they actual made the bachhey do it. At least it looks realistic.
Armaan and Riddhima find out that they have been tricked. They both call Tamanna and stand like her mom and dad. All the children disappeared and so will Tamanna, Armaan will be left with Riddhima. One more time...
Sid ki kismat ke saath saath gadi bhi kharab ho jati hai and Armaan and Riddhima are strolling down the jungle track after a nice candle meal. Riddhima is wondering why the kids have done this. Armaan is sort of happy that they have done it and acting as her nanny since she came here, "tum thuk gaye hogi" He is suggesting her to sit .. jungle main mangal is his idea.. Is it not surprising that the toddlers disappeared in the jungle and Armaan and Riddhima are not worried about them being night time, and it is taking them hours to reach the orphanage. Armaan opens up his Google Maps and checks the make out points and calls it a coincidence, ke iss jaga se hamari kitni yaadein juri hui hain. Is he not really helping her..he keeps on hitting on and on and on kissi tarah se koi dent waighaira hi parh jaye. He talks her into a flashback and Riddhima also smiles at the flashback
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Sid sits in his car and recalls the Tamanna call and promises to makeup for his deeds.
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Armaan finally makes Riddhima respond to their memories and then makes another hit by saying "main to aaj bhi pagal hoon basket" Then winds blows from East, swirling to SouthEast, to South.. and voila... takes her dupatta away, to the tree nearby, the same wind could have taken Armaan away also. We could have said..Gone with the Wind!
Riddhima runs after the dupatta. Armaan instead of running faster than her keeps distracting by calling Riddhima ruko, Riddhima ruko, and Riddhima finally falls in to special luxury jacuzzi which has canvas sides and Armaan falls over her. And they starts background special claasical raag (which has many sexual innuendos) and Riddhima after falling on her face turns and lies on her back, whereas Armaan falling after and on RIddhima maintains his direction and is almost on top of her. She is all wet, his arm is around her waist. You can read the description of this pose on Kamasutra page 24. Suddenly the kids heads' start popping from the trees nearby like cartoon characters. Ridhimma is actually so tired in that position and does not know how to get up. Instead Armaan closes in on her face, and kal tak jo doctor sirf apni duty nibhanay ke liye aaye thi aaj sufaid kapray pehan kar paani main laiti hui hai.
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Sid is driving like a Formula one race. He is in his 5th lap around the Orphanage
Scene changes .. high dose seduction
Armaan is like all over Riddhima and she is waiting for his next move. Yaar koi toh ho jiss ko thori sharm aaye.
Kids comes out of the trees and gather around, kabab main haddi ban jatey hain. I think the reason for all this is that since CVs can't show Armaan and Riddhima go all the way due to shaadi restrictions but for the interest of the young viewer, they allow Armaan to reach different bases with Riddhima.
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Another khushi problem is building up like Hurricane Naina. Its her birthday she is not happy, as Yuvi is not there. All she needs is a cake to cut, she cannot cut Yuvi? She makes a special birthday request to Bhagwan for sending Yuvi.
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Riddhima and Armaan are coming back to the orphanage, Riddhima is limping badly, after all she could do in that jacuzzi like bath, now she is asking Armaan to leave her hand and Armaan is not listening to her.
akhir kiss baat se haq jita rahey ho", he pushes her and she falls in a clean water tub. Armaan says "lo chor diya" If they had planned to throw her in the water twice could they have made her wear slightly see-through clothes. And they start there love fight. and she looks the reflection in the mirror and their reflections are close to each other about to kiss. She makes waves and the reflections disappears. Its a magic tub. Armaan continues to tease her.
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Sid is on his 16th lap around the Orphanage calculating the right time to make a pit stop. But just to kill time he enjoys flashbacks. He is also enjoying drive and dream feature of this show, totally new concept for drivers. But is he in for a surprise?
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Armaan and Riddhima are washing their sins in the garden. Riddhima gets out of the tub and already wet, and Armaan directs the water from the pipe and she calls Armaan and the water fight flashback starts. Armaan and Riddhima are actually waiting and Armaan is 100% sure that Riddhima wants to be his but is fighting.
She hears him folks! and says I don't want to think on those lines as you are thinking, rubbing bodies, and playing lifts, close in positions and lying together in the water is justifiable. As she is thinking and we all know the scriptwriter will make her say all good things just to keep his conscientiousness clear but will make Riddhima do what is unethical. I just said and they started their lover quarrel.
They have been dragging this scene for the last 10 minutes and really makes me sick, they are just waiting for Sid to finish his race with himself, he is taking time lot of time to reach there.
Ab hoga asli tamasha..get ready and keep your fingers crossed..