DMG 05th May -Hulk Hogan

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On 4th May Riddhima had to leave Sanjeevni in such a hurry that she did not have time to say good-bye to Sid or atleast meet him as agreed "kaam ke baad terrace par chali ana.."

I thought she was being airlifted to Orphanage, but she left on a wagon.

Chali Riddhima gaye aur kambakhti veiwers ki aa gaye. Sid ne kaan kha liye humarey.

Armaan amongst thing like dying kid, has only Riddhima on top of his mind. He is happy that she went there, we are also happy but Sid is not happy.
Armaan approaches her and before he could suggest her a make-out point after dinner, she says "main yehan apni duty poori karney aaye hoon". Its was like "Sgt. Riddhima reporting on duty sir!" But what about her duty as wife?

Today they were treating a seriously ill kid, and all the small kids were standing around to show some depth in the scene. When he tells her "main ne injection de diya hai", he could not even pronounce it right or I could not understand it correctly, either its my ears or his tongue.

Armaan is making uneasy for the viewers, because he is not letting the story move forward. Baar Baar tyre main se hawa nikaal daita hai, chaabi chuppa daita hai.

Riddhima after injecting the kid who is putting on convict lookalike shirt, checks his pulse, and says "pulse better hai" and smiles. Armaan looks at her and nurse was about to tell the kids "chalo baccho bahar niklo ab flashback hoga" but she becomes serious again. Riddhima walks out of the room, Armaan follows, she does not want to talk to him.

Strangely Armaans tells her "Agar tum chaho to Dr. Kirti ko keh sakti ho, mere yehan honay se tum comfortable nahin ho" on this hand he is considerate but on the other (I guess right) hand he does not let go a moment to touch her, stand very very close to her and keeps looking at her.
As she completes her standard BS sermon, she turns around and tell the kids about their friend... but but .. the kids were in the room around the bed when she left the room. Ghost-kids..

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I think this scene has been shot from he outer space, as they show Sid upside down and as the earth rotates he becomes upright. First with my lack of imagination and understanding of the show, I thought he was preparing to join some college basket-ball. Sid is angry..in fact so angry and he throws the basket ball as if it were Riddhima and keeps slam-dunking Riddhima.
He is consistently thinking about the college-wala dialogue "duty ke baad milnay aa jana main terrace par tumhara intezar karoon ga". The more he thinks the angrier he becomes. I guess some dialogues have bad effect on the person who delivers them. Its effect can be understood as when a person paints in a closed environment, the poisonous fumes get to him also.
He dribbles the balls so hard and so many times that even the ball starts to swell.
He recalls waiting with a candle light on the terrace. He could have taken her to some restaurant nearby for a candle light dinner. Do girls now-a-days fall for such cheap dates.
Then the recap of the scene where sister Stella almost triggers the fusion sequence.. Sid is so angry, his expressions showed that he was seconds away from turning into Hulk Hogan. The first shade of light green had just crossed his face, when interns come running to him for help.
As you all know as these characters are beyond my comprehension and intelligence. They call him and as Jp starts to explain, I lost my hearing and did not hear a single word.
But Sid picks up his shirt from the basketball ground and runs inside with him. Must be some real emergency.

Scene changes
Armaan & Riddhima are standing next to the sick kid and Armaan is suggesting her to go take some rest, but she refuses, because she knows if she falls sleeps then Armaan may take some advantage other than quick flashbacks.
THEN the girl-likes-to-step-on-b*lls (GLTSOB)run into the rooms and greet Riddhima deedi and they both hush her and look at each other appreciating the timing. Background score starts of and the GLTSOB comes and hits Riddhima on her bosoms to get her attention. The resulting thud reached her head thus resetting her systems to real time awareness.
Now this time she is wearing fullsize ammunition boots and starts of with Riddhima, "ke aap ki Sid bhaiya se shaadi hui aur aap ne bataya bhi nahi" Riddhima ignores her introductory sentence and looks at Armaan and Armaan also looks back at her sheepishly. (I am not a man I used to be..) Armaan being a man, gets himself caught under her boots, feels the pain and leaves the room. Either he cannot stand imagining Riddhima to be someone else's wife or he does not want to hear what Riddhima says.
The GLTSOB waits for Armaan to leave and then also understand there is no way she can't cause pain to Riddhima using this approach. She chooses other option, kick on her shin with the metal toe of her boots and becomes Girl-likes-to-kick-on-shin (GLTKOS or Shin-Kicker). She spurts "Deedi Sid bahyia kidhar hain, main un se bhi ghussa hoon, unno ne aap se shaadi ki aur mujhay bhool hi gaye" (as if he promised to marry that little girl)
Riddhima is still ignoring her, but I could see it coming as she is counting backwards 10 to 1 to calm herself.
Shin-kicker does not stop trying her luck "Deedi aap un ko kahengi na." Riddhima is close to her release point and says "theek hai.." But Shin-kicker keeps hitting on her shin and another kick comes in when says "Deedi aap aur Sid bhaiya abhi bhi lartey ho." Riddhima against ignores her. Possibly she has never been exposed these kind of dialogues before. "meri-riddhima, armaan se pyar karti ho.."was all Riddhima has been hearing. I am told that Tamanna, the shin-kicker, has come from some other show and she has brought her own dialogues from that show. What a breath of fresh air!
"yaad hai jab Sid bhayia.." she keeps reminding her, it was more like she was trying to give her a cue for her reaction and dialogues, somehow Riddhima is unable to recall the dialogues.
Shin-kicker is after her, she follows her like a fly buzzing over your head till you swat it with a newspaper.
Riddhima unlike Armaan does not want to share her feelings with Shin-Kicker as she is aware that Shin-kicker is already here as a cameo for getting them together. Riddhima calms her down and goes through recent flashback in which Sid Riddhima ko kissi Saas ki tarah jhanjorta hai. This being a relatively new flashback is still potent and can instantly set her internal anger system to boiling hot. Her system are ready to burst at the shin-kicker.
Shin-kicker "sid bhaiya ne mujhe promise kiya tha.." Riddhima systems identifies the keyword "promise to activate her and bring her on her feet "Sid apni promises kabhi nahin nibhata." Tamanna is on the receiving end now."woh bolta kuch aur hai aur karta kuch aur hai." (as if sarey show par log wohi kar rahey hain jo bol rahey hain!) As she is done with Sid, she does not stop thrashing her as she knows Armaan must be sitting outside the court and will develop sympathy with Tamanna and says "aur main yahan aap ke sawalon ke jawab dainay ke liye nahin aayi hoon" she explains her scope of work for this visit, "aur main yahan poorab ki treatment ke liye aaye hoon, aur aap please yahan se jayiye " (ke Armaan bahir tumhara intezaar kar raha hoga?)
This finally sorts Tamanna out and she is almost shocked..where did I go wrong?
She walks out of the room, those who visit public offices and they comes back unsuccessful then the touts in the vicinity are waiting for them. Armaan kissi gali main baithay huay tout ki tarah follows her. Armaan although left the room but should have gone far away if he did not want to hear their communication. Agar wo ye sab na karey toh ussay Armaan kaun kahey ga.

Tamana complains that Riddhima never behaved like this before and Armaan makes her sit, saying "thats my girl, lets Gossip!" Armaan the gossip girl? Armaan tries to justify her, "Riddhima deedi aaj kal ghussay main" and before he could cut his heart open in front of that girl, she asks "kiss se ghussay ho sakti hain" and then positions her boot, switches over to GLTSOB and asks "Sid Bhayia se?" and Armaan 's expressions are "yaar laanat hai aisi show pay" but thinks for some closing remarks and being gem of a cheap person who does not like to take all the credit says "bahut say logon ne un ka dil dukhaya hai" as if Sanjeevni main bulkay sarey india main jaga jaga "Riddhima ka dil dikhao clubs" khul gaye hain. In the IPL T20 matches they are using Riddhima's heart in place of the cricket ball. When it gets shot to the boundary, she yells in pain.

Tamanna passes her verdict jin jin (rum) logon ne Riddhima deedi ka dil dukhaya hi unn ko zaroor punishment miley gi. Armaan assures her, like they do to the person come in for inspection, "punishment mil rahi ha, sab ko punishment mil rahi hai" he should have mentioned ke veiwers ko zyada mil rahi hai. Then he tries to cheer her up (which he never did to Riddhima when he makes her cry for days) and clears her tears and makes a little pass by mapping her with Riddhima's cute chehra and laal ankhein. She is also a slingshot girl. She asks the smartest question "Riddhima deedi aap ki kya lagti hain?" Have you ever stepped over a single red grape, accidentally??? Armaan is lost and looking for the answer. Tamanna is smiling at the winning shot.

Armaan comes out with a generic response "friend". She is a born hunter and our hunter (Armaan) has now become the hunted. "woh kaise, Riddhima deedi ki shaadi toh Sid bhaiya se hui hai, aap unkey boyfrined kaisay?" Now Armaan is on retreat "main unka boyfriend nahin hoon! " She asks "phir aap aur Riddhims a deedi..." She is a professional investigative reporter. (recently I went under a similar investigation... thats another nail biting story). She question the sides of this love triangle. "kuch toh garhbarh (gadbad) hai" this is a one sentence report she is going to pass on to the DMG CV, who are still not clear ke problem kahan hai.
Finally, Armaan has met his match!

One of the reason Tamanna is asking so many questions, (let me get into research mode):
a) she is here for a month or so
b) she is here as a cameo, so was Armaan, we heard.
c) she has to bring Sid and Riddhima together
d) she has to understand the position on ground before she can make any corrections
e) the story has become so illogical that no one could brief her about the show, they asked her "ke tum khud hi dekh laina kay kahani kahan ja rahi hai
f) In spite of her limited experience, she does not have to be a PhD or a rocket scientist to differentiate this show from other shows being handled by the professionals.


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Dr Kirti and Yuvi, they are discussing in form of arguments. Yuvi is fighting back for his so-called rights, not convinced that carelessness towards a patient is a serious issue. Dr. Kirti ko bhi samjh aa gaye hai finally, she is only used to dictating Riddhima and Armaan. Some of you may not know that Yuvi along with Naina delivered her baby in the lift. As they are ex-changing the heated arguments Sid, Su and JP knock to enter the room as defending lawyers.
They have come to apologize for Yuvi's behavior, who is still in fighting mode. Till Sids whispers the code to break his trance.. "Dude Naina ke barey main toh socch, agar tu chala gaya toh.." The scene needed to be smothered in order for Kirti to give Yuvi another chance. Sid requests, Su adds by highlighting Yuvi's personal problems. As if Dr. Kirti understood such issues (she sent riddhima to armaan knowing that she has a serious problems..) She insist ke personal problem should be dealt outside the duty area. Is this a new rule? Is Kirti blind, or can only see when she is required to see. But she unbuttons her heart and says "main bhi kabhi intern thi, mujhay bhi kabhi pyar hua tha.. " she did have to disclose this ke "main itni unromantic nahin hoon" (do these words ring a bell?, to me yes!!!), to interns like JP..next time she is going to talk about her miserable sex-life too!!!! Listening to this the interns don't know how to react on this new gossip material, Sid is staring at her "you too Brutus!""laiken main ne" she boasts " kabhi bhi main apni personal life ko apni professional life kay rastey main nahin aaney diya aur hamesha donno ko alag rakha hai" and this clearly explains why she delivered her baby in the lift. Hearing this, Yuvi successfully makes his eyes wet, realizing she deserves more help and sympathy, he realizes and apologizes. And Dr. Kirti after telling one part of her life gives him one last chance

Scene changes
Armaan and Riddhima are sitting around that sick kid. Like last time Armaan is still asking Riddhima to take rest. He assures her " Main yahan hoon tum aaraam karo, bharosa nahin hai mujh par " and promptly responds, "nahin" and Armaan is speechless. But as per the show standards everything is valid for next 20 secs or a short break which ever comes first. Let see how long she can maintain her style.
"itni nafrat karti ho.." Riddhima is riding a bareback horse.. she is going to take a fall.
They are talking in a low tone, and then tensions builds in the room and the sick child who was recovering out of the diseases, starts shaking and suddenly Riddhima and Armaan starts to behave in a panic mode as if the Dam has broken or if you have seen Dante's Peak, you would know what I mean. But the CVs cannot trick my sharp observation, all this was introduced to make Riddhima move on Armaan side. Armaan goes out to get the IV. Are nurses not suppose to be present for serious ill patients. Riddhima prepares the injection and there is a power cut. Now the poor kid is in panic as he is afraid to die, Riddhima is in panic because it is dark and to top it, Armaan is there in the dark. Can we say that this episode was Shot in the Dark?
Suddenly a hand lights the matches and Armaan is there, and the background light romantic music starts to play, not at all showing the kid jo ke bed par tarap raha tha. They take their time. Then she bends and is constantly trying to locate the kids vein in the dark and Armaan is watching her face using those match sticks. Armaan does not stop looking at her.. ("mere khuda.. ye kiss duniya ke log hain..!!") He was the one who was suggesting to Riddhima to talk to Kirti if she is not comfortable here because of Armaan. Riddhima is standing so close that her shoulder is rubbing against his body. Next time I suggest whenever they stand next to each other at least their lips should brush against each other when they talk. This is how we can show effectively that they are ex-lovers and one of them is someone elses' wife and he knows about it.
It was becoming obvious that he is going to burn his finger and Riddhima is going suck on her burnt finger. He adds "mujhay yaad hai kay tumhe andheray say darr lagata hai?" He "surely" has a short term memory problem. What she told him in the last scene he does not remember, he can only recall things far from his past. As it was obvious it did burn his finger, Riddhima reacted, and Armaan changed the subject, appreciating her that she was able to successfully inject the medicine in spite of all the sexual harassment induced by Armaan and tries to touch her shoulders, Riddhima knows it dark in there and he may not know where he ends up touching she steps back out of his reach. Tamanna appears in the background carrying the torch. So the kids get to play with the torch and not the doctors when they want to give an IV to a patient. I guess that was not a medical torch, it was just a face showing torch as to able to show that Tamanna is there. And she wonders what we all have been wondering for past so many episodes "Riddhima ki shaadi toh Sid ke saath ho gaye hai aur Armaan RIddhima ke itne nazdeek kyun aane ki koshish kar rahey hain. Mujhey ye sab rokna hoga! " I am convinced that she has been planted by the investors and share-holders of the Star-One.

Scene changes
Sid in the process of becoming Hulk. He is constantly dribbling the ball and bitching and moaning about Riddhima. Still believes it will take him 7 months to resolve the issue (as per her dad's estimations). He wants to do it on fixed cost whereas if he had opted for Time and Material, he could do it earlier and save some money.

He had his internal dialogue tape running in a loop and the there was this dumbest dialogue, where Sid says "tum wahan Armaan kay saath akele, mujhay tum par shak kartey huay bhi khud par ghussa aata hai"
Cut! Cut! excuse me.. 3 mahiney se aap Riddhima to akelay Armaan ko pesh kar rahey hain aur poori koshish main hain Armaan le lay, aur jo keh rahey hain ke Riddhima Armaan se pyar karti hai woh Shak hai? nahin nahin wo to Yaqeen hai. Aur jab Armaan aur Riddhima akele hain aur agar Armaan Riddhima ko khush kar raha hai aur Riddhima ki khushi issi main toh aap kyun pareshaan ho gaye Silly the Sid! Slam-dunk yourself kiddo!

He concludes his thinking and dribbling session on this positive note ke "shayad humari kismat main eik doosray ka saath nahin hai!"
Then stops to review his last statement for his new vision "shayad humara kabhi saath tha hi nahi".

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uppaas thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
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you really crack me up.I am still laughing.
Those who are missing the old DMG the lighted hearted flavoured show , it RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!😃😃😃. ENJOY DMG IS BACKKKKKKKKKK
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lol....wat a sarcastic update of epi...👏👏👏 .....i think dat kiddo is viewer in disguise...may be she investigate n we all get d answers to confused ques...!!!........lol...wat u think of armaan's memory..??😆..... its not gajni type memory loss he was suffering frm...!!!😉

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This is brilliant😆.😆I haven't laughed this hard in so long.And loved the names u have given to Junior Tam...........Bechari🤣🤣🤣

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Armaan amongst thing like dying kid, has only Riddhima on top of his mind. He is happy that she went there, we are also happy but Sid is not happy.
Armaan approaches her and before he could suggest her a make-out point after dinner,

From his behavior yesterday, it was apparent that Dr. Armaan ka dil, dimag(the big empty) aur ek aur organ sirf Dr. Riddhima ke liye dhadakta hai. Perhaps he is suffering from the side effects of a certain drug that (supposedly and) famously comes in blue pills and whose ads used to spam emails till email providers came up with better spam filters. Coming back to the point, Dr. Armaan, might I suggest a trip to the doctor(er.. you are a doctor...) or perhaps Ron Burgundy's (movie: Anchorman) method of walking it off. (Sorry folks, I couldnt find the clip I was looking for in a quick youtube search).
When he tells her "main ne injection de diya hai", he could not even pronounce it right or I could not understand it correctly, either its my ears or his tongue.
I have also noticed that either due to the demands of the viewers, or because of the money they saved by firing the script writers and story writers, the DMG team has hired a "medical research team". The job of this team is to find random diseases, and find their symptoms and treatment drugs. If they are not able to find the symptoms and names of appropriate drugs, fever and convulsions will usually cover most diseases, and they come up with real sounding names for medicines. These names are mumbled so quickly that no one can understand them and therefore challenge the correctness of the treatment.
Sid is angry..in fact so angry and he throws the basket ball as if it were Riddhima and keeps slam-dunking Riddhima.
I skipped this part, as I usually do for most of the show, but that should not prevent me from commenting on it, right? Here is a clip to help the readers visualize S slam-dunking R. (I am told, the image has been "doctored").
Armaan & Riddhima are standing next to the sick kid and Armaan is suggesting her to go take some rest, but she refuses, because she knows if she falls sleeps then Armaan may take some advantage other than quick flashbacks.
By now Riddhima's kurta and duppatta are covered in Armaan's drool. Dear Riddhima, might I suggest a bath with a concentrated solution of bleach and a few months of tae-kwon-do or kick-boxing training for self defence.
Since I am doling out free advice like Dear Abby, heres some more for Dr. Armaan. If walking it off doesnt do the job, then may I suggest checking yourself into rehab a la Tiger Woods. There is imminent danger of you committing a grave gustakhi.
I skipped all of GLTSOB/GLTKOS/Tamanna Jr scenes going by my previously acquired dislike for all DMG kids, but I can visualize them vividly thanks to your detailed description. Here are some of my thoughts:
(I am not a man I used to be..) Armaan being a man, gets himself caught under her boots, feels the pain and leaves the room.
There is a slight contradiction between the beginning and the middle of your statement, but thats ok. Perhaps Armaan did not feel as much pain as a real man would, but more than a woman would? That would also explain why GLTSOB had to kick him again later.
Sid Riddhima ko kissi Saas ki tarah jhanjorta hai
Sid=Lalita Pawar?
She walks out of the room, those who visit public offices and they comes back unsuccessful then the touts in the vicinity are waiting for them. Armaan kissi gali main baithay huay tout ki tarah follows her.
No comments. Giggle giggle.
Armaan although left the room but should have gone far away if he did not want to hear their communication. Agar wo ye sab na karey toh ussay Armaan kaun kahey ga.
Yes the Armaan we know is always standing withing clear hearing distance.

"main bhi kabhi intern thi, mujhay bhi kabhi pyar hua tha.. " she did have to disclose this ke "main itni unromantic nahin hoon" (do these words ring a bell?, to me yes!!!), to interns like JP..next time she is going to talk about her miserable sex-life too!!!! Listening to this the interns don't know how to react on this new gossip material, Sid is staring at her "you too Brutus!""laiken main ne" she boasts " kabhi bhi main apni personal life ko apni professional life kay rastey main nahin aaney diya aur hamesha donno ko alag rakha hai" and this clearly explains why she delivered her baby in the lift.

My comment about Kirti diverts us from the flow of the story at hand, but I'll add it just FYI since you've not watched the show long enough. Those of us who have been with the show longer than you have, have seen Dr. Kirti the sexy as well as Dr. Kirti the professional (as sexy as can be by DMG and Indian TV standards, and as professional as can be by DMG standards, that is). We have seen Dr. Kirti wear chiffon sarees with halter neck blouses, romance a certain Dr. Shubhankar, dance to Bollywood songs as well as perform open heart surgeries and deliver babies (though not all at the same time, otherwise she would be Lara Croft). Whether she can only look sexy or actually be sexy is more difficult to say, keeping in mind that her husband left the show within one week of their getting married. Anyway, this info was only For Your Information.
As it was obvious it did burn his finger, Riddhima reacted, and Armaan changed the subject, appreciating her that she was able to successfully inject the medicine in spite of all the sexual harassment induced by Armaan and tries to touch her shoulders, Riddhima knows it dark in there and he may not know where he ends up touching she steps back out of his reach.
Riddhima, perhaps kickboxing is not enough. What you need is a Taser Gun.
Aur jab Armaan aur Riddhima akele hain aur agar Armaan Riddhima ko khush kar raha hai
And how!
aur Riddhima ki khushi issi main hai
Gasp!
toh aap kyun pareshaan ho gaye Silly the Sid! Slam-dunk yourself kiddo!
Mars, I have to commend you for your ability to make us giggle and for being kind enough to do so everyday.


Edited by CinciGal - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣brilliant!!!👏👍🏼..I have nothing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣more to say🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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wonderful analysis!.. 😆 😆 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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so who is the hulk hogan here? is it Arman, Sid or Rids or maybe little Tamana?! 😕..you see watching too much crap in DMG made me a bit slow nowdays!😕..and hey you better change the title!..otherwise you would get a law suit by the champion wrestler for tarnishing his name! 😆
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Posted: 15 years ago
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HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i always luv ur posts
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: CoolAquarius

HHAHAHAHAHAHAA

i always luv ur posts

Thanks.😊

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