DMG 30th Apr - Riddhima is a Heart Surgeon.

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Starts with the usual intern track, JP and Jiggy usually asks the right question after lot of turns and twist, Yuvi asks as if he is a Don or a father figure to Sid, but when he begs Naina, I think it was this particular show that Shakespeare said,

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. (or seven months..)

JP and jiggy are very concerned about the divorce, what interest jiggy has, he is just a male nurse and Sid roars like a lion at him, "Ridhima aur mera divorce abhi nahin ho raha" and yesterday when he was facing Riddhima he was like "meow"

Since Dr. Shashank said, 7 pheray and 7 months, Sid is quoting this 7 months whenever he gets a chance, with Riddhima, with Armaan, with himself and now with the interns.
He is passing the details of his "personal, private and family discussion" with is father in law about the problems between him and his wife, to the interns in the Locker Room.

Probably the most stupid characters have the answer to what Sid should do in next 7 months. "He should fight to get her back." and Sid says "mujhay pata nahin main kiya karoon ga." It appears that CVs themselves are not sure what they would be doing with this story line.

Now we all know what Sid says and what Armaan says is only valid for next 5 minutes or short break whichever is earlier. Either they revert back to same old track or they come up with a different version of what they had said 5 minutes back. All the interns leave and Su tells him Bro tum Riddhima ko bahut pyar kartey ho. and Sid comes up with his dumbest dialogue of this episode. "Pyar ka pata nahin, par main Riddhima ko khush daikhna chata hoon."

At the studios I am sure there would be someone maintaining the continuity of the show, sequence of the scenes and dialogues for each scene with respect to the context. It appears that they have a box of dialogues placed at the reception and whenever Sid and Armaan come in, they put their hand and pullout as many dialogues strips from the box. They keep them in the pocket. When the scene starts they pull out dialogue strip at random from their pocket and just deliver it. This they do for 20 minutes. Then they send the recorded material to the creative editor, who cut and paste dialogues and try and make a sequence out of those dialogues. Thats why we find wrong dialogue at right places. Good work! Keep it up Creatives.

It has become so obivious as to what Sid will say that I can speak out the exact words like Nicholas Cage in the movie "Next"

When he said "kabhi kabhi lagta hai, Riddhima mere saath khush rahey gi", OK he is not sure about his abilities but when he says "kabhi kabhi lagta hai ke sirf Armaan Riddhima ko khush rakh sakta hai." Now this dialogue is repeated so many times and in so many episodes, now do you believe what I told you about the dialogue strips???

Question is, how does he know that? What has he seen in Armaan and he was never there when Armaan was romancing Ridhimaa. This is another dumbest dialogue of this episode. (Sid way to go kid.. 2 nominations!!!) again they mention 7 mahinay.. Are they going to make it a thriller like 100 days. They are going to rename the show to "7 Mahiney". But they way Sid is progressing, he still be stuck on the same groove of the 78 RPM vinyl record for six and half months.

Armaan on his brain storming spree, as always he never fails to review the option ke meri-riddhima. Nice to see a doctor wearing pink shirt which is unbuttoned and tattooed arms covered with a white coat, so that the patients coming to the hospital for treatment do not mistake him for a Gigolo.

To add a real love story they made a new triangle and Yuvi, Naina and Su are standing at each point of the triangle in the Locker room, the lover-quarrel-resolution room. Now Yuvi, Naina and Su have enough footage on this show that they have their own flashbacks. The better part is that Naina and Su are beautiful young ladies with a lot of sex appeal to match and once it comes to their attitude and courage they are more manly than Sid and Armaan.
Yuvi asks another stupid question "Kab tuk ghussa raho gi." asking for a time-line but instead she tells him to go and die.

Scene changes
Sid is walking in the corridor reading the file. He sees Riddhima and literally applies brakes to break his momentum and stop. Riddhima also comes to a grinding halt. If you have ever seen two trains stopped at the signal outside the platform on either side. You can easily map to what I am saying. They were ask to hold short to run that flashback of 7 pheras and 7 mahinay. Riddhima is consistent at least till she stands in the corridor and reasserts to herself that Sid and Armaan means nothing to her in fact they are now same to her as other doctors at Sanjeevni. The new equation becomes:

Sid=Armaan=Kirti=Shashank=JP=Yuvi=Su=Naina

As they close in, Sid still has the file open while he is walking, while looking at her. What does the file have? the script or the dumbest dialogue? Someone pushes the file and it drops and Riddhima helps her pickup the file and she explains something to Sid and he cannot hear. It reminded me of the joke about a young woman with a gas problem...........

Till there is an anouncement on PA, Sid required in operation theatre. Riddhima morphs into a male staff and then I realised that Sid was day dreaming about Riddhima only few feet away from her. "kiya zamana aa gaya hai? tsk! tsk!"

He does not rush to the operation theater (true professional), Riddhima slowly walks and stops next to him, then like us before he could tells her that "Armaan tumhe khush rakhey ga" she moved swiftly away from him. And Sid keeps watching her as she turns into a another corridor. Sid has a sense of satisfaction on his face, Was it the first time he has seen Riddhima from behind??? Kamal hai bhai. Yeh zamana aya gaya hai. Once you don't have a girl, this is what you do.. watch their backs.

I am sure I have not scene that much of traffic on CHAMPS LYSES the famous place in Paris as I saw it in the corridor of Sanjeevni hospital. Armaan comes in at full speed, with a file open in his hand, Sid and Armaan are the guys who are so busy in their personal issues that by now they must be collecting the dead bodies of their patients, who died waiting from them.

Riddhima is strolling and Armaan never even slows down once approaching a turn (typical driving best practise) Riddhima is also reading a file and they collide which triggers that background music. At Sanjeevni they should put large signs on the walls "Do Not Read While Walking" . After they have collided, they are few inches apart, as we call it stone-throwing distance or kissing distance in their case. Can't they stand apart like normal persons. Riddhima reasserts again about Armaan also. Two assertions within 5 minutes.. guys she is having second thought and is going to revert. If they don't matter, she does not have to stop and remind her. She should just walk away without paying any attention.


Scene changes. They show that Sid is walking and I was expecting the third corridor collision between Armaan and Sid. But instead the nurse tells him "Sir operation ka waqt ho gaya hai." He tells her gowns laiye" But I was expecting ke Sir aap operation nahin karengay aaj aapka operation hoga.

Then he asks the nurse main kiss doctor ko assist kar raha hoon and suddenly Riddhima parks her self next to his basin, where he is trying to sterlise himself, only he could sterlise his head and mouth too.

Blooper: The announcement for Sid was made when he meets Riddhima in the corridor and he supposedly walks toward the operation theater. Riddhima still manages to be there before him even after an additional corridor collision. I said in my MythBusters post. She knows the shortcuts which no one else knows.

Riddhima says "Aap mujhay assist kar rahey hain.." and he looks at her. Now the dumbest performance of the episode. She asks Sid "aap ne patient ka case study kiya hai." Sid did not raise his hand to be picked up to answer the question. "He explains like a grade five student. Making sure that he does not use the proper medical terms for the patients conditions" He uses the layman's language to explain to the operating surgeon. GodForbid if the patient would die then Sid would not say 'time of death', instead he would says 'saans ruknay ka waqt'.

Riddhima knows the disease but does not know how to tie the string on her gowns. Women are experts at this to strap, unstrap, zip, unzip.. But the wind starts to blow in the operation theatre and she waits for Sid to help her. But again Sid is daydreaming about Riddhima who is standing few feet away.. "Kiya zaman aa gaya hai.. tsk! tsk!"

Scene changes and Armaan asks the nurse that he requires two senior doctors in the children ward. She tells him Dr. Riddhima is busy in an operation and Sid is assisting her. The music of suspicion starts to play in his head. He walks into the Fire exit, alone for the first time in so many years and talks to himself. The dialogue has been modified from meri-riddhima to riddhima-meri-nahin-hai. It took Armaan 20 episodes to deliver this dialogues perfectly. (Someone please punch the Stopwatch, and let see what he says after 5 minutes) guys after 20 secs he questions this as riddhima-kyun-meri-nahin-hai. He is smart not to ask himself riddhima-meri-kaisay-hai.

He is trying to put 2 + 2 and may be one day will get the joke, ke kyun Sid kuch aur bolta hai aur Riddhima kuch aur.. frankly speaking what should matter to him is what Riddhima says. Folks be patient (not in Sanjeevni) one day he will figure it out for himself. But meanwhile he is considering corrective action that either he should have died or Sid should not have entered into her life. Now as I said yesterday the story is moving, but it can go backward or forward. I have an idea, I think that there should be a time machine lying somewhere in the Sanjeevni and now he should go back into the past and correct this by either taking a day off on the terrorist attack day or make sure Sid does not take MBBS exams.


Scene changes. Operation theater. I am told people come from all over the world for open heart surgery to India, one because its cheap and second the people are good professionals. Looking at this operation theater where a heart surgery is going on, it more like a road side mineral water plant or people moonlighting making liquor in the basement of some building.

More important is that they have now started showing doctors doing important tasks as operations, treating patients..etc. Did they hear us? The patient is lying on the operation table as the magician or illusionist lays the lady on the table and raises her above the table and then pulls away the cloth, the lady disappears. Sid in fact is lost while assisting an important heart operation. There is a special nurse who handles all the instruments and keeps a count also. Is Sid a nurse in disguise?


Scene changes and Dr. Armaan is still in the Fire Exit. There is a announcement "Dr. Armaan reception par ponchain!" in fact they should have added "Fire Exit main kiya kar rahey hain akelay."

Dr Kirti is waiting for him tells him to go for children Annual checkup.. I think it should be considered as child abuse.. NGOs please standby. And she asks him to leave tonight. And suggests that while he is there doing annual check up he will find time to resolve his personal problems.. too high an expectation.

Coming up . Sid treats Riddhima and pins her like Armaan does to her. Probably he has figured it out as to how can Armaan keep her happy. Treating her rough??

Armaan is out.. as per the understanding given in this episode. Suddenly Sid becomes aggressive and want Riddhima to talk to her and can anyone guess what he is going to ask her?? ke Armaan tumko zyada.. shaabaash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 15 years ago
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in the middle of dragging crappy exams ur post brought a hugeeeeeeeeeeee smile on my face..u truly r a magician...i dnt know abt sidma but ur posts will surely keep me hooked on to this forum..just loved it

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Posted: 15 years ago
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👏 👏 👏 .. reading this was much more fun than watching the epi....:P
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: pavs

in the middle of dragging crappy exams ur post brought a hugeeeeeeeeeeee smile on my face..u truly r a magician...i dnt know abt sidma but ur posts will surely keep me hooked on to this forum..just loved it

Thanks. 😊you have exams? are you preparing to become an intern at Sanjeevni?😆

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: tasneemhyder

👏 👏 👏 .. reading this was much more fun than watching the epi....:P

Thanks.😊 Watching the episode was an eye-opener.😃

Edited by Mars35913062 - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Brilliant post !! 🤣 Something ifferent then the AR VS SR posts !!

Nothing seems normal in the track anymore 🤣
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Posted: 15 years ago
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ROFL .. loved the update .. I think your review was more entertaining than the actual episode ... which is saying something lol ... ah, if only CVs could read this review and understand the ridiculousness of all this ..
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Posted: 15 years ago
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Sid comes up with his dumbest dialogue of this episode. "Pyar ka pata nahin, par main Riddhima ko khush daikhna chata hoon."

A close second was Armaan's Riddhima ab meri kyon nahin hai. I think its because we've heard Sid say that one so many times that now it fails to affect us anymore.
Nice to see a doctor wearing pink shirt which is unbuttoned and tattooed arms covered with a white coat, so that the patients coming to the hospital for treatment do not mistake him for a Gigolo.
Except for the kinky ones :)
Riddhima morphs into a male staff.
This along with
Riddhima still manages to be there before him even after an additional corridor collision
reminds me of a show called Chandrakanta, that used to come in pre-cable days in which anybody could appear anywhere or morph into anybody by "tilismi taaqat".
He walks into the Fire exit, alone for the first time in so many years and talks to himself.
Koi ladki nahin mili harass karne ko. His conversation with himself was terrific, especially after the yelling he got from Riddhima yesterday.
Sid treats Riddhima and pins her like Armaan does to her. Probably he has figured it out as to how can Armaan keep her happy. Treating her rough??

Armaan is out.. as per the understanding given in this episode. Suddenly Sid becomes aggressive and want Riddhima to talk to her and can anyone guess what he is going to ask her??
Papa ne humein 7 mahine saath rehne ke liye kaha hai. Main soch raha tha Armaan akela hai use bhi bula lete hain, uska dil behel jayega.
Today Riddhima had good hair in Sid's imagination. Now we can convincingly say that last time was Sid imagination bad hair day.
As usual a fun post.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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way too interesting than the extra drag episode..................loved it.
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Posted: 15 years ago
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👏👏👏👏👏👏
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I am a silent lurker of your posts, and by lawd, your posts are the most interesting I have ever come across. Thank you so much for writing. I don't even watch the brain cell destroying show anymore, but your posts are surely enlightening. 😆
Everything was layered so well in your spoof, if I can call it that, but below are my favorite HOWLARIOUS parts. LMFAO.
Riddhima turns into a cardiologist? Be silent my beating heart.
Armaan on his brain storming spree, as always he never fails to review the option ke meri-riddhima. Nice to see a doctor wearing pink shirt which is unbuttoned and tattooed arms covered with a white coat, so that the patients coming to the hospital for treatment do not mistake him for a Gigolo.

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Till there is an anouncement on PA, Sid required in operation theatre. Riddhima morphs into a male staff and then I realised that Sid was day dreaming about Riddhima only few feet away from her. "kiya zamana aa gaya hai? tsk! tsk!"
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And Sid keeps watching her as she turns into a another corridor. Sid has a sense of satisfaction on his face, Was it the first time he has seen Riddhima from behind??? Kamal hai bhai. Yeh zamana aya gaya hai. Once you don't have a girl, this is what you do.. watch their backs.
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He tells her gowns laiye" But I was expecting ke Sir aap operation nahin karengay aaj aapka operation hoga.
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Armaan is out.. as per the understanding given in this episode. Suddenly Sid becomes aggressive and want Riddhima to talk to her and can anyone guess what he is going to ask her?? ke Armaan tumko zyada.. shaabaash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by zainab25 - 15 years ago

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