A foreigner and other jokes

a boy said to a girl.."Lafz(words) mere Geet mere..koi geet sunaun kya??"
Girl(angrily)....gaal tere haath mere...kaan ke neeche bajaaun kya..??😆

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once an indian invited a foreigner for lunch...when the foriegner saw the bowl of curd..he asked.."What is this??"
to this the indian man..who wasn't particularly good at english and did not know what to say, replied.."Milk sleeping in night..in the morning becoming tight" 😆

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what would you call a sleeping Mr.Bean??


Soya- Bean!!