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Hello ppl!
So, last I came up with a one shot on Kriya ....this time its something different....Its a special fanfic on the two very special characters in the show and about their passions. 😆
As suggested by Anchal, instead of a one shot, I've divided it into a few parts.....
I'd also like to thanks Shumi for her behooda dictionary.com to look for some behooda words...😆😆😆
So a lil intro....
What happens when two souls collide in search of the thing they adore....though their "wants" maybe similar but will they ever get a long or instead create a ruckus for each other... how long can you go to search for your love.... what do you do when you can't find it? Do you search for alternatives....
okay..enough of my chatter ....
here ijj the panka fiction 😉😆
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Disclaimer: This can turn out to be a very funny fan fic....or an idiotically lame one...so please, just read at your own risk....😆😳 No offence intended at anyone ....all fictional characteristics....due to the wild, silly behooda imaginations..... 😆
As pointed out by limits, do NOT read it while you're eating/drinking....there can be chances of choking.... 😳
The Eternal Bonds....
Ek Chaii, Ek Shaym jee
He had been staring at it from a while'unable to move his eyes away. There was something captivating about it, almost like a magnet it was and he became the metal, getting attracted to it each time. He couldn't stop'it was like an addiction. No! Not an addiction'that would be an insult to this pretty thing. They shared a stronger bond'no one would ever understand their relation!
He could just sense its strong smell from miles away' that fresh smell'hmmm' It had always helped him in tough times'never did he found himself alone; it was always there, through thick and thin.
"Oh my beloved, chai!" exclaimed Shaym jee as he broke off from the day dream and went on to get a hold of that hot chai.
But his reaching out hand was stopped midway as the doorbell rang, again and again.
"Naina jee, can you get the door please? I don't like interruptions during chai time'.you know that", Shaym jee frowned, making a weird face.
"You and your chai'..kabhi meri taraf bhi dek lia karo'.I'm always rotting in that kitchen of yours...sara makeup karab ho jata hain! I want a new outfit right now! Director ko bulaooo! I want a green one this time'hmph", she threw her usual fit that comes out once in a while anyways...but Shyam jee was least bothered'.he was still staring at that cup of tea.
"WHERE IS HE?", an angry SS walked in'. Instead of answering him, Naina was staring at the outfit he wore' sooner than expected, she burst out laughing hysterically. The shrieks from her laughter got Shaym's attention and he looked to see what was so funny afterall. Instantly, his hand covered his mouth but his facial expressions gave away that he was trying very hard to supress his laughter. SS wasn't wearing a dhoti this time'..he was dressed in a pair of blue, casual ripped jeans instead of that dhoti.
"Arey, SS jee, why are you wearing Krishna's jeans?", saying this Shaym jee finally started laughing.
"But Shaym jee, isn't he looking lovely in it? What a combination!", Naina jee giggled and winked at her husband.
SS was already drowned in the sorrow of his dhoti'..he was missing it terribly. The two jerks infront of him just sprinkled salt to his wounds.
"Yeah, woman, you better not talk about fashion", he smirked reminding her of the party fiasco. He took out his rifle from the back and continued'. "ehh'.Behooda! Saxena! Where is it?", he aimed the rifle at Shaym jee.
"What?", a confused Shaym jee asked.
"Wo hiii", Sajjan said.
"Wohi kiaa?"
"Arreyyy! Wo hiii"
"Par kiaa", Shaym jee was utter confused.
"Hutt!!! I'm talking about my wohh'.wohh my 'dhoti''.", SS said frustratingly.
"What?!? What has the world come to'! How in the heavens would I know a thing about your dear dhoti", Shaym jee shook his head in dismay.
"Joota chor!", exclaimed an angry SS.
"Ab joota bhi with your dhoti? Areyyy SS jee I don't steal'I'm a happy man, leading a happy life with my chai on my side'", Shaym glanced endearingly at the cup of tea.
"Ahem. Ahem", coughed Naina jee from behind and looked at the tea with envy' "Sab mera lines ka jatey hain. Ab tho mera role bi iss chai aunty ko de rahe hain' behooda line choors!", she murmured to herself.
"Naina jee I didn't mean it that way'", Shaym jee tried to explain but his Naina jee stopped him midway' "Bass! Kehdia tou keh dia!", she repeated Amitabh's dialogue from K3G putting out her hand the same way.
'Oh I am soo good. No one can take that 'best actress award' from me'.yeap, I'm cool like that'this hand movement of mine will reach the Oscars'oh and my dance moves '.yeah they sure are unbeatable!', Naina jee was already making plans of which dress to wear at the Oscars'so lost was she in her dreamland.
"Par'ap ne tho kuch kaha hi nai", said Shaym jee innocently.
"maybe if you pay attention to me instead of your chai than you sure will see and hear more'", she retorted back.
"Hutt'you two nautankis! ", SS was bored hearing the two bicker'.more like Shyam jee getting scolded by his wife. "Shakti told me the dhoti must be here'he lost it somewhere around here'why are you hiding it?", SS told as a tear escaped his eye'oh the dhoti he missed terribly and the jeans always reminded him that dhoti has left'
Shaym jee was still very confuzzled.
"Areyy'.bolbo ke nai bolbo?", asked an irritated SS'"Just tell me where is my dhoti? Or else '" SS warned an already pertified Shaym jee.
"Or else?", Shaym and Naina jee asked in unison.
SS looked around the house to spot something valuable'this was a chance to get them to reveal about dhoti'yes, he could finally meet his dhoti'oh he couldn't wait'
"Or elsee'you can kiss your chai goodbye", SS smirked evilly as he grabbed the tea cup from the table in seconds.
"NAHIIIIIIIIIIII", Shyam jee shouted as he saw his beloved taken by the stranger. "Usko chorr dooo '.don't you dare touch my chai!", Shaym jee was perplexed and shaken up.
"Ab tum ko ye chai tab hi mile ga jab hum ko dhoti milega'", SS quickly made his way out and hopped on his jeep that sped off towards his mental mansion.
"Nahiii'.stop him, somebody!", Shaym jee came out of the shock and ran behind SS but was only faced by the dust from the jeep.
Shaym jee took hold of the pillar and stared where the jeep had gone too'Song in the background:
Hum bewafaa hargiz na thay'par hum wafa kar na sakay..
Hum ko mili jis ki sazaa'.wo hum khata kar na sakay'.
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Will Shyam jee ever get his chai? Will SS also fall under the charms of THE chai....or he would stay loyal to dhoti? 😆 To find out, keep reading! 😃
So, here was the first of the few parts to this very behooda FF ....all behoodas make sure you read it! If you don't then you know I'm the behooda complainer right? 😛 hehe....
This ff was written because of some popular demand by the behooda crowd 😆......I laughed most of the time while writing this....man, telling you...sooo hard to write all this without giggling .. 
tc,
Ania =)
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