Amma in heaven...Joke..read it..

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

Hello friends back again with some new jokes on Witchamma..I hope you will enjoy reading them...Keep Smiling..

1...While walking down the street one day "Witchamma" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.

Her soul arrives in Dharma Raj Sabha and she met with Yamdhoot at the entrance.

'Welcome to Dharma raj sabha,' says Yamdhoot. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

'Koi baat nahi, mo ko ander jaane do,' says the Witchamma.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.'

'Acha, tu mo ko naa jaane hai? humne soch liya hai. I want to be in heaven,' says the Witchamma.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, Yamdhoot escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a beautiful garden. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all her friends and who had been with her in Vrindavan and Delhi esp Mrinu, Vish Kanya, Chachu.😛

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet her, shake her hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They play a friendly games and then dine on chhappan bhog, sweet dishes and somras.

Also present are the Yamdhoots, who really are very friendly & nice, they have a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before she realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives her a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where Yamraj is waiting for her.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the Witchamma joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and Yamdhoot returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.'

Witchamma reflects for a minute, then she answers: 'Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell, mo ko Narak mein jaave ko hai aur kahin naahi, bus mo ko narak maan hi rahna hai.'

So Yamdhoot escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and she's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.

She sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The Yamdhoot comes over to her and puts his arm around her shoulder. 'I don't understand,' stammers the Witchamma. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a garden and clubhouse, and we ate chhappan bhog, drank somras, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable, ee kaah hai , mo ko kachu samjh mein aave, aisan kaise hoyi gawaa? nahi nahi mo ko eeihaan nahi rahne ko hai..mo ko swarg maan jaane ko hai''.

What happened?'

Yamdhoot looks at her, smiles and says, 'chup budhiya khoosat kal hum log campaign kar rahe the..swarg mein jaayegi, shakal dekhi hai manhoos, kaunse ache Karam karke aayi hai daayan''...Yesterday we were campaigning. ....

Today you voted.'........😆

2...Senior Shastri jee to Witchamma:- Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunami to arise,
Hurricanes to sway around,

Nobody teaches how to choose a wife
Natural disaster just happen !!!!!!!!!!! 😆😉

3...Witchamma: Khidkii ke parde lagwaado,

Nayaa padosi mujhe dekhne ki koshish kartaa hai,

Sr.Shastri jee: Ek baar tumhein dekh lene do,

phir woh khud hi parde lagwaa legaa. . . .😛😉

Thank a Lot...😃

Keep Smiling...😃

God Bless You All...😃

Waiting for your views, opinions and brickbats..😉

Set_raj...😊

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bvs7691

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Posted: 15 years ago

Thank you set-raj 👏
truly awesome. Needed this laugh! 😆

Woh babuji ke heart attack ki baat sunke... Hamara dil bhi swarg mein jaane ki taiyari kar raha tha!! Aap ne hamein bacha liya... Ab hum yehin narg mein hi rukne wale hain!

yeh cb hamein jeene bhi nahi deta aur Marne bhi nahi deta!! 😡

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Rajesh

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Posted: 15 years ago

Originally posted by: bvs7691
Thank you set-raj 👏
truly awesome. Needed this laugh! 😆

Woh babuji ke heart attack ki baat sunke... Hamara dil bhi swarg mein jaane ki taiyari kar raha tha!! Aap ne hamein bacha liya... Ab hum yehin narg mein hi rukne wale hain! 😆

You are most welcome bvs7691...😃😃

Kyaaaaaaaa?..nahiiiii..?😆😆😆😆😆😆😆matlab aap Witchamma ke saath ruknewaali hain?//arre apne decisionwa change kar lo jee..😆