Rasika's Lecture in Mahila Samiti Annual Function

Rasika Taai's Lecture in Mahila Samiti Annual Function

Mahila Samiti conducts its annual function. Lots of guests are invited. Mrs Kamat and others request Rasika Taai to present the inaguratory speech. Rasika comes to the dais.

Rasika- Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It gives me immense pleasure to welcome you all to the annual function of MS. Aap ko jan ke khushi hogi pichhle 5 saalon se main yahan ki president bani hui hun. Koi mai ki laliya paida nahin hui jo mujhe yahan se nikal sake. Itni kam umer mein itna bada bojh uthate uthate main thak jati hun, par karna padta hai.

(audience ko itni kam umer wali baat pe hasi aa jati hai)

Rasika- yehi soch ke has rahe hain sirf 30-35 ki age mein itna bada kaam rasika kaise sambhal pati hai

(Mrs Kamat Rasika ke kaan mein aake kehti hain..yeh MS ka function hai MS ke bare mein kuch kahiye)

Rasika- haan to chalo mahila samilti ke bare mein hi baat karte hain. Mahilaon ka kalyan karte hain hum log.

(bahut sare presswale bhi aaye hue hain)

Press Reporter- hum ne suna hai aap shaadiyan tudwati hain. Koi shaadi toot jaye tabhi aap ko tasalli milti hai

Rasika- aap ne galat suna hai. Main hamesha yeh khayal rakhti hun ki shaadi jiski jahan honi ho wohi pe hi ho. jaise ki Archana ka case hi le lo. Agar Satish ke sath uski shaadi ho jati. Bechara Manav kya karta? Un dono ke pavitra rishte ka kya hota. Abhi jo Keka Ghoshal baat baat par owwaaaaaaaaaa gaana ga leti hai uske singing career ka kya hota.

Press Reporter- Manav- Archana ki Jodi bhi to tudwa di aap ne.

Rasika- yeh galat hai. Ram aur Sita bhi to alag rahe the. Alag hoke bhi unke beech jo prem tha wo pure sansar keliye udaharan ban gaya tha. Is kal yug meri bhi yehi koshish hai ki Manav Archana alag reh ke bhi ek doosre keliye pyar mein koi kami nahin karenge, aur doosron keliye example set karenge.

Press- to varsha ki shaadi ke pichhe kyun padi hain aap.

Rasika- aap samjhe nahin. Varsha jaisi ladki swayam sampurna hai, matlab self sufficient, usse bhala kisi ke sahare ki kya zaroorat. Varsha mein main 21^st century ki ladki dekhti hun. Wo bina shaadi karke duniya ko yeh dikha degi, ladki ab shaadi ki mohtaaz nahin. Ladki akele akele puri zindegi bita sakti hai. Chahe to apni saari khushiyan baazr se kharid sakti hai. Maa bhi ban sakti hai..

Press- kya keh rahi hain..usse ladki badnaam ho nahin jayegi?

Rasika- thoda broad bano Mr, duniya badal rahi hai..

Press- par shaadi toot jayegi to Satish Varsha ke bina kaise jee payega?

Rasika- uskeliye main hoon na.. (LOL)

Press- kya keh rahi hain aap?

Rasika- main to shah rukh ki ek movie ka naam keh rahi thi. Waise aap ne kya samjha tha? (LOL) ab ummid hai aap beech mein nahin tokenge mujhe. To main yeh keh rahi thi ki yeh jo saree maine pehni hai sirf dedh lakh ki hai. Waise to micro minis mein jyada comfort feel karti hun. Par u know in sab function keliye mujhe yeh sab pehenna padta hai.

( Mrs kamat fir yaad dilati hain ki yeh MS ka function hai)

Rasika- mahila samiti mein hum log is baat ka khayal rakhte hain ki koi bhi ladki apne sasural mein dukh na bhugte. Kisi pe torture na ho.

Press- madam pehle apne ghar ki paristhiti to sochiye. Aap ki bahu pe tortures ho rahe hain, uskeliye kya karti hain aap? Uske sharir mein torture ke daag kaise aaye

Rasika- u naughty boy. Wo torture ke daag nahin pyar ke daag hain. Ab wo daag kaise aate hain kya karne se aate hain yeh sab aap ko main sab ke saamne nahin bata sakti..kabhi mere office mein aa jana (LOL). Haan to hum mahila samiti ke bare mein baat karte hain. Ab next year keliye MS ne jo soch rakha hai woh main aap sab ko bata deti hun. City mein koi bhi shaadi hone se pehle ladke ko mere paas laya jayega. Wo us ladki ke kaabil hai ya nahin yeh main decide karungi

Press- kaise decide karengi aap?

Rasika- aap ko andar ki baat janne mein jyada dilchaspi hai na. aaj shaam ko mere ghar coffee peene aa jao. Sab kuch bata dungi. (LOL) khair. Aur ek ahem kadam jo hum lene wale hain wo hai..ummmmm main bhul gayi..kya hai na main bahut jaldi bhul jati hun

Audinece- is umer mein bhul jana aam baat hai Rasika aunty

Rasika- umer my foot..abhi meri umer hi kya hai..aur mujhe aunty jis ne kaha uske saath MS shakhti se pesh aayegi. Haan agla kadam yaad aa gaya. joi koi aadmi ladkiyon se sath badtamizi karega uske upar hum log action lenge.

Press- jaise Vandu ke sath Ajit ne badtamizi ki aur aap ne uski shaadi karwa di..bada hi achha action hai yaar. Jo koi bhi ladki aap ko achhi lage ko usko rape attempt karo aur shaadi rachao

Rasika- haan kuch us tarah ka action lenge. Chawl ki ladki ko bade ghar ki bahu banaya, kya galat kiya.

Mrs Kamat- I think ab hamare guests ki bolne ki baari hai

( Rasika ko jabardasti leke bitha diya jata hai..and function continues)

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i cud totally imagine rasika giving this speech 🤣 it was too gud 🤣 👏 rasika explained the 'pavitra rishta' so well😆

what a bhashan! well written

Nice job SD, the best thing was the sarcasm about the 'oh-so-great' steps she has taken as president of MS like getting her son married to the girl he tried to rape.

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it's so funny.......i can't stop myself from laughing......🤣
the whole lecture you have written for Rasika is superb!
you are really awesome SD.......👏

🤣 Thanx alot! Thats amazing!