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Ok Doston,
I have been inspired by the doodh, paani and all things yummy waley expressions used thoughout last weekend.😆.....Reminds me of when I have seen doodh, paani and dhood+paani while making paneer 😆😆........So here are my 218639326 bits😆.
I was so inspired, so inspired by the doodh paani series......that I could even relate the performances to these experiences🤡....P
Please folks ...this is strictly for the sporting kinds (Pun and Fun both very bery much intended😃😃......so please footwear gifts if intended should be size 8.5😃)
but first ........about Mein aur merey anubhavs😆..not the dance waley of course😆
My experience with doodh, paani and paneer fall in these categories
Category 1 - Being screamed at by Mom for not drinking a cup of milk.........unless it has 3 spoonfulls of Bournvita (for those who have never heard of it, this is at best similiar to Milo or choco milk😃......but Bournvita is BOURNVITA😛) .......Anyways, so the Bourvita enhanced milk used to no longer taste anything remotely close to the original milk
Now to the performances.......This reminds me of Binny, smile daal daal ke, daal daal ke, daal daal ke.......whatever is on display is no longer relevant.........Phor eggjhample - the Amar ke saath dance was supposed to be of a widow mourning..........end mein it seemed like a newly in love woman..........
And doston......slouching with smiles....can now officially be called Dancing😆.........yeah....Chak de Binny.......Balle Balle😆😆
Category 2 - Drinking Masala milk at odd religious and social dos....with all aunties exchanging the perfect recipe for masala milk🥱........😆..........and none seem to getting it right
Everybody has a take on interpretation and mixing styles,,,,,,,,some call it phreeshtyle, some call it expression-sytle, some call it pro-shtyle......yeh interpretation and mixing styles aakhir kya hai doston.....😆😆
Terence, meri jaan😳...for once I was really disappointed with you...that Beggar dance was so out of place, I was lost on the humor and the message, if any.
And frankly Jai Kumar Nair (my sweetie pie❤️) was not just having a bad haircut but a really bad bad day).........Beggars with Ballet........give us a break guys....It was as mindless as Geeta doing the Radha-Krishna to Lag ja galey se mere tha karke............Thumbs down pal.....👎🏼
Tip - watch Rakhi Sawant and Abhishek Awasthi doing a sort of street urchin song in Nach Baliye ( I am not a Rakhi Sawant fan.......but the girl had got it really right, really really right👏👏)
Category 3 - The local doodh wala bhaiyya bringing home milk every morning.......Here is what follows.......Mom, Granny and the Doodh Wala Bhaiiya (Please note, I am from Mumbai so the Hindi is extra-fulltoo😆😆) (Akanna and LilDevil Angel😊 - Hopeyou read this post....the transalation is for you 😳)
Mom - Kya rey Bhaiyya....roz roz dhoodh ka quality kharab ho raha hai (translated to What Bhaiyya the quality of milk is pathetic day by day)
Granny (from the living room) - Aani kitii paani (translated to And so much water!!)
Bhaiyya - Abhi Kya karneka Didi (😆😆 in Mumbai you could be aged 15, 35, 43, 67 or 86, you will be called Didi😆😆)....Bhains (Buffalo) doodh hi nahi dey rahi hai (translated to Sister, the buffalo is not giving milk)
Granny (from the living room) - Aani kiti paani!
Mom - To kya rey!!!...tum paani daalega (translated to - So then you will add water to the milk!!)
Bhaiyya - Kya Didi, hamar upar bharosa nahi hai ka. Ab bhains doodh nahi dey rahi to kya karey (translated to Sister, you dont belive me, the buffalo is not giving milk)
Mom - Dekho Bhaiyya, roz roz ye hoyega to hum doosra Bhaiyya rakh lega😲😲🤣 (transalted to if this happens every day, we will keep (yes that is what it means😆) another Bhaiyya)
Granny (from the living room) - Aani kiti paani!!
Bhaiyya - Kya Didi, aisa mat karo. Ab bhains doodh nahi dey rahi to kya karey
Granny (from the living room) - Aani kiti paani!!!
Now to the performances - Please substitute as follows
Mom - Remo ..commenting on Dharmesh ji and Binny
Bhaiyya - Geeta ........Dharmesh you are Gods gift, you did great, now if I didnt give you good steps what can you do, Veera you are my Veera....and then TISSUES ki bharmaar!!!
Granny - Mithun Da - Kya baat kya baat kya baat😆
No matter what is done, Kya Baat kya baat kya baat😆
That said..........To give credit where it is due😊........I very much enjoyed Dharmesh and Sidhhesh's performance........and yes ..........I felt Dharmesh was good in that👏👏👏...Well done Dharmesh...........if only people let you be a human.......and not create you into some kind of Demi God....😳.........I personally feel Dharmesh should have been with Remo or Terence........the results would have been far much better.😳
Category 4 - My experiences with making Paneer.😆
I have followed 9723956943865 recipes, used 72934692365 permutations and combinations of milk and lemon and 023740365 styles of muslin cloth..........
Magar paneer nahi bana
Now to the episodes - I have read 9723956943865 explanatory posts, seen 72934692365 permutations and combinations of reality shows and 023740365 styles of dance
Phir bhi what deserves a kya baat and what doesnt - I have the no the clue
Phor Egghample - why did Binny and Amar get a kya baat........and Salman and Punit didn't (they only got a shalute😆)
Agreed Punit was not up to the mark..........but it was a far more difficult dance and Salman was really crisp👏👏)
Category 5 - The thin whey urf paani that is left behind after doodh ,and panner separates😆😆
Whey is many a times considered waste, bland and thrown away........But whey is supposedly nutritious and the parathas and rotis made using whey are softy and yummy😳😛
Now coming to our pyaarey pyaare contestants - Why did Saajan have to go.............because he didnt have a close-up smile😆........
Anyways, the poor kid along with the Prince👏👏...showed what he is really made off👏👏....Prince was a treat to watch👏👏👏
Forget the dancing for a minute.......the kid Saajan has a much better attitude towards life.......and grace.........than the Mata, Pita, Dada, Bhaiyya and others😕
And Phinally
Category 6 - The Paneer
Like it or dislike it........this is a food item you cannot ignore. 😳 It can be soft in a kofta gravy, can be karara in a tandoori paneer, can be spicy in a kadhai paneer, can be assimilated in a gooey paneer phurji or can just highlight the taste of palak or a gobi😆 ka sabzi........Paneer is protien........
And protiens......my friends.........give Shakti👍🏼⭐️
need I say more😳😳😳
PS: Just read the news Amrita is out.............thumbs fown to the great Indian Laughter Challenge called Voting👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Desicrowd😊 - Thanks for the correction😃
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