Kool reporting from base .........dhamaaaal party of Ajit Vandu wedding reception begins . . Who says that The Gunda is not emotional guys ? She is so emotional , so emotional that simply to get revenge , she spent lakhs of rupees on a lavish party in a posh hotel . And invited many many guests . She wanted to insult , and INSULT ROYALLY . Earlier in the day , Savita , unable to control herself when The Gunda had gifted all the saris brought for Vandu to that happy dippy servant Maya , had opened her mouth and lashed back .
Haisiyat ? U constantly talk of our haisiyat ? Well YOUR son is NOT of my daughter's Haisiyat too , she had smartly answered , true Savita style . Infact , he is of NO haisiyat AT ALL .
Sober Damo , who had been trying to stop her in vain and had been silenced with a CHUP ! earlier , 😆 hurriedly told the seething Gunda that we will definetely come to the party in the evening and quickly made an exit while Vandu , trained by her bhabhi Miss Shakkar , wept uselessly in the background although her saas had told her parents to wear some decent clothes for the evening function . Please see that they r fit to be seen in public , the Gunda had said with snobbish disdain . I mean PLEASE . We have our standards , you know .😃
Satish Varshu , who are fast turning into the most ideal couple in this show as opposed to Manav Archu who r the most unrealistic , dumbest and tiresome , had a solid moment in the car where they discussed right what was in our viewers minds all the time ............that it is necessary to walk with the times and wear those clothes that one feels comfortable in . You look fab in salwar khameezes , and I have already bought one for u , said Chocolate Boy , understanding the Gundi perfectly as a man . Muvaa to him guys . A big one . No need to wear those heavy saris all the time , just occasions r fine . Be practical and comfy . Besides I love u this way only . One more Muvaa . Absolutely kootchie poo . Sensible and practical and lovey dovey ALL rolled in one . Manage my mom on ur own u clever gal , he complimented further and they both giggled heartily .😆😆😆 Muvaa to the whole scene guys . Continue creatives , give us these breather moments coz mIss Shakkar's Shakkar philosophy makes me sick with diabetes by the end of the day .
The Sleepy Wimp [ Guys he has a name . Mohanrao] and Bunface were the first among the inner circle to arrive when the party was in full swing . The Sleepy Wimp looked sleepy , and happy in his mustard yellow kurta .while Bunface , resplendent in magenta silk was of course THRILLED to see her friend THE GUNDA . The couple loooked contented and RICH .These visits to The Gunda Khandaan always bring untold joy to her vacant mind .
Then came The Sanskaari Ullus .........The Karanjkars . They made a fab picture too , The Laughing Wimp in a biscuit colored Kurta , Vinod in a maroon brown one Chubby Face in a mango yellow silk sari , Vaishu all young and lovely in another shade of faint yellow coloured lacy material , and the Gundi all cham cham and sparkly in the shocking pink and blue combo salwar khameez that Chocolate Boy had gifted her earlier . The Sanskaari Ullus had halos of good sanskaars shining all around their sanskaari faces . Their not so sanskaari bahu Manju , in a green shaalu was the only blot on their holy picture .
The Gunda Khandaan siblings ........The Tiger and The not so sanskaari bahu of the Karanjkars were genuinely pleased to see each other and greeted each other warmly . Guys , whattever they maybe , The Lokhande siblings seem to have a solidddd blood bond . Manju moves the earth and sky to protect her younger bro and The Tiger gets royally riled when Vinod Slaps Manju . Wheres my darling bhabhi , Manju taunted bitchily , giggling . Why , U seem to be very interested in her , remarked the Tiger with an indifferent grin . And they had a bro sis moment . Then they discussed their mom , The Gunda with some genuine worry . How much money she is wasting on this stupid marraige , they both agreed . Do u know why , Ajit , asked Manju goofily . God knows yaar , said her bro with a shrug . I honestly dunno what is going on in that brain of hers . You Know her na . Our Mom . And they sighed the sigh of all bonded siblings in the world who do so while discussing their incomprehensible parents .
Of course , The Duffer Khandaan were the last to arrive . The Gunda had been waiting for them eagerly . The success of the whole evening depended on them alone . She rushed there to greet them , swishing in her red and gold shaalu and sexy pearls , itching to slap each of them hard with her spiky taunts , for their NOT SO HUMBLE BEHAVIOUR in the morning , two of her relatives in tow . Pretending to introduce them in her silkiest and most dangerous voice , she did izzat aarti of each Deshmukh , true Rasika style .😆😆😆😆
This Is Manav , my bahus bro , she said , attacking him first , of course . [ She hates him for bashing up her son .] A very chota chota mechanic in a big big garage .😆 Manav , looking decently chikna in a golden brown kurta looked very uncomfortable and did not supply the fact that even that garage was gone now , thanks to his fraudulent wud to be sasur who had reduced him to a bhikaari .
This is my bahu's dad who does miniscule roles in some theatre group she said of Damo , going easy on on him perhaps as he was humble in the morning . Damo squirmed .
This is Kaka who does nothing she said , while Decent Bachelor Kaka , looking rather royal in that whilte sherwani , squirmed even more .
And this , said The Gunda in her silkiest voice , is Archana . She caught Miss Shakkar by the hands as she had this special insult for Miss Shakkar planned all along . U see , The Gunda HATES miss Shakkar's sugary guts for dragging her down briefly from the MS chair . She is Manav's FIRST WIFE .
And This [ pointing to the Sexy Shortie , decked in a lovely blue] is his DOOSRI BIWI who got knocked up before marraige by the younger son , is now marrying the undivorced elder son , and they r ALl living as one happy family under a roof together ! Isnt that simply lovely ? Such love , such understanding !
What ! said the scandalized relative . One man with two wives , undivorced , in this age and era ? Shocking ! { Thank u my friend . I thank u for this dialogue with tears of gratitude in my eyes as at least someone from the serial said it .Archu had silenced even the chawl cats and deprived us of the pleasure .]
Chubby Face glanced meaningfully at her unsanskaari bahu who hurriedly looked away , uncomfortable with her mom's public guts .
Vinod , true to his credit , said Minchoo once , bluntly suggesting to her to control her uncontrollable mom somehow . But By now Manju was thoroughly enjoying herself and IGNORED him .
and all this while , the Tiger smirked , looking handsome in a brown blazer and an open necked violet shirt . The Tiger loves violets and pinks .😆
hahahaha ! Unpleasant though it was , gus this scene was a TREAT . Oh c'mon guys , ALL the insults due to every character were out thanks to the Gunda .
Manav needed squirming , he got it .
Shravni needed some real dosage , she got it .
Miss Shakkar's face was ashamed coz it was bitter but the BLUNT TRUTH . She needed to hear it THE MOST as she is going around glorifying this situation like no one's business .
So I give the insulkt scene 10 out of 10 . Anddd the scandalized relative one understanding pat on his back .😆
Some interesting points .........
Satish Varshu moment where he told her she made him breathless with her beauty was a relief compared to the dialogues between Insaaniyat Baba and Miss Shakkar where only topic of discussion is yet another sacrifice . Satish's eyes lit with pleasure of a man seeing his woman dressed in what HE wants .😉
Savita fyi noticed Vandus rape signs and told her repeatedly NOT to get scared . Guys I hope one day Savita THRASHES The Gunda literally . This helpless thing doesnt suit her AT ALL . I wanna see her running with a broom behind Rasika in an open market and giving her 3 soliddd whacks on her arrogant butt .
The Karanjkars and The Deshmukhs greeted each other civilly and with genuine pleasure for tHE FIRST TIME as the LOkhande Terrain is DISTASTEFUL TO BOTH .
Some cousin is coming To Satish's house .........Hope she isnt bitchy and doesnt fill Bunface's ears in the Ashwin Episodes .
Tomorrows precaps shows the golden ghungroos which is horribly filmy and unrealistic . Pooh and Pah !
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Edited by koolsadhu1000 - 15 years ago