Fe Fi Fo Fum ... Ho Hum, Ho Hum

Yaawwwnnn!!!

Oh how I waited to say 'tee-hee' ...

Many a veneer wearing even thinner ... we're headed straight for the distressed look ... which actually can be rather chic but in our case, is just ... oh what's a 4 letter word for boring? Ah Yes! DULL!!

The dimwit who walks around speaking her Hindi in English ... talks too much?!! Oh no! Not you daaarlin' ... never!! 'Oh I so did try to flirt with this fella last night and ... and ... I was ... oh so ... out of my 'effing gord ... that I thought nothing of speaking plain and wondering about the sniveling child ... had he been mine, I'd sure as the sun rises in the morn, have abandoned him at the temple precincts!' ... Nice! What a gal!! Every man's dream!! And what pryin' eyes! Did your mum never teach you to be discreet?! It's completely tasteless to be nosing around in someone else's sex life!! And while you're at it, you self anointed latter-day Coco Chanel: brown and black is a classic combination! Don't believe me? If you can, tune into 'What not to Wear' (the UK original or its US derivative) ... you might pick up a tip or two ... the acme of fashion doesn't require you to match top to toe ...😳

Isha gets to parade around again ... but this time it was only 4 outfits ... why did she change into the bluish thing? She claimed that Hozeifa had been acting weird during lunch ... the only lunch I saw the fearsome foursome at, was when she was dressed in that hideous white shirt under white vest, pink cinching belt, black skirt, and those pink beads (yuck!!) ... and either Hozeifa had stayed at work all night, or he has the same duds in triplicate (gee ... maybe that should be 'quadruplicate' given that '3 ' is the same as '13' ... a bad thing ... yuck!) ... but our Isha is sweet ... in that sick saccharine way! 😕

Ah yes ... the oversexed 'flirty' Rohan ... we like 'em haawwt ... bodies, dates ... say babe, wanna come up to see my art 😉... and drink seven glasses of Pinot Noir (that's what anyone should be imbibing - good for your heart ... a veritable fountain of youth ... it's the resveratrol that does the trick) ... then we go dancin' for whatever's left of the night before you have to crash out at mah place ... in mah arms 😃?!! Kareena Chhabra ... what a catch ... we haven't enough class to be able to say much about our dear Hozeifa's g'friend (oh sorry, our Hozeifa, who's idiocy is a congenital trait - Nice!) ... yup she's mature all right ... especially her bod!! What a guy our Rohan! What a guy! Every gal's dream ...

Oh ... then we have Vinay & Vidisha ... what a ... gee ... what's a 5 letter word for 'nuisance' ... lemme see ... you know, I too can only come up with four letter synonyms ... but we want to keep this clean ... a 100 carat diamond ring!! A 100 carat diamond (did she mean carrot?!)?!! Lemme see, the Brits filched the Kohinoor ... a web search tells me its size is approx 100 carats ... back in the 19th century it was valued at almost 1,000,000 (81.6 million as of 2010) ... so tell me ... what are the chances that Malhotra presented the love of his life with an equivalent ... I mean ... since when do the breathtakingly well-heeled hang around at the park? But what a gal our Vidisha! No man's dream !! A harridan of the first order (her mum never imparted any degree of discretion to her baby girl) ... cuckolds her own husband to get her hands on his loot ... she should have moved to sunny Cal ... we've got awesome laws on the books ... it's all community property (unless there's a pre-nup) ... get's divided pretty equitably ... you don't have to resort to bizarre shenanigans ... BTW, where was the irrefutable proof that Kareena had come into moola via Vidisha?!! Hunh?!! It's her word against ... uh ... her ... we also have awesome lawyers this far west ... ones who talk and negotiate ... what a bunch of dummies ... no client's dream!! 'Oh ... she seduced me! I was helpless! Just lay back and said - take me babe! I'm all yours' ... unhunh ... 😲

Maitri ... Uday ... a match made in 'heaven' ... how do I love thee? Let me quantify the ways ... 75% I love you ... 25% I love you not ... but when I meet up with her a 3rd (err ... 4th) time ... 100% committed ... 'cause you look especially haawwt ... err ... nice ... err ... nicer than you ever have ... y'know, had she sported that same sizzling decolletage at the 3rd rendezvous with her previous 2 prospects ... things may have gone in a vastly different direction ... 😕

Wait ... there was a point where I went 'tee-hee'! When was that?!! I'm wracking my brain ... maybe it was from seeing the haawwt under the collar look that Hozeifa wears ...

Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

aah likes the show

'Tis just because 'tis you honey-bunny that I am deigning to respond! 😆

aaww! munchkin remind me to bow and scrape before u 😃

abe oi kyun bura bolte hai??

I'm surprised you ask this ... like it's the first time?! 😕 Besides, ah speaks plain not cypher ...
thats not just plain thats plain cr*p :P

but that lady on ur 'what not to wear show'

You talkin' about Trinny? OK ... 'stick insect' lady ... she's actually the more chic of the two (Susannah) ... the funny thing about the US derivative is that I find Stacey to wear weird (the clients usually come out much improved) ... but Clinton ... now there's cute (our choc. truffle should dress more like him)!!

eeeeeeu! i know for a fact that choc truffle doesnt swing that way so no dressing like whoever fer him

u gotta agree that usually she dresses really nice

On the last epi. she had decent duds on ... cannot recall being impressed by any thing else ...

he is definitely hawtt! in that clooney'ish' kinda way

Clooney is all yourine as well sweets ... I've yet to see the fascination with him ...

u got no taste woman!!


but at least we're 'in bed' (figuratively, figuratively ... geez!)
😆 😆

together with the likes of Armitage ... and there, most decidedly, is CUTE (Oh, Mr. Thornton!!)!

now that the sib is hyperventilating over him........ hes temporarily out of bounds for moi (kinda gross if u think abt it)
Note to self: get sis a hobby.

and a certain show with a delicious choc truffle in it which has degenerated into a mindless melodrama.

Yes ... but you overlook the fodder it provides for the most uninhibited lampooning ... R.com fails in that department as well! I think the basic premise is insipid! 😔

no r.com is actually a welcome relief from the c*ap on the show and the forum