okkie new coming chornis and nows best chorni mahiya .on this seat i wud lik to ask u just some just some questions to u .😛😎
u knw na wta some means to me😎 if u dont knw just see nly some🤣
thts jeni's uestions .i just chorified for u
I'm a mean griller and I mean that I'm really nasty! I gain pleasure in watching others squirm so I won't spare you...I told you I'm a meanie! Oh gosh, OK, thanks Tanu 😆
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? - You know English language is special 😉😆
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order? -Well, we stop but don't have to get off the car 😳
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?-Because it's not part of the nature anymore.
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors? - 🤣 Wish I knew.
If you're blind can you see your dreams? -I suppose yes because eyes are closed anyway...
Why are softballs hard? -Who knows 😆
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet? -Because it lets electricity out.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?- 😆 Naked.
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? -both 😉
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?-Let me go ask him.😛
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!-I'll go ask them and let you know 😛
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?-They want to test our patience 😉
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?-Again our special English.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?-It's been 15 years I read any nursery rhymes😆
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?-Do they? Didn't know that 😛😆
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?- 😆😆😆Funny they are.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?- 😆 Maybe.
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?-To make it funny.
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?-Nature has its ways 😉😆
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?-I'm guilty of that too 😆
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?-Orange is special 😉
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?-We'll have a butter and cat race.
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?-He breaks us 😆
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?-red 😉
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?-English 😉
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?-they are at least burgers.
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?-Because then mouse population will increase.
Why is rush hour so slow?-Because it's rush hour 😉
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?-I can 😆
Is a fly without wings called a walk?-Nope
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?-Technicality.
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?-Count the legs😆
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?-Nope, the more you study the more you stimulate your brain cells and the better your brain is.
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends? - 😆 Because she wll be lonely without them.
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?-What else could it be called?😉
A stitch in time saves nine what? -of whatever you are trying to save.
Are female moths called myths? -Maybe
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? -Yes
Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping? - 😆 I bet they can.
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener? -I would say yes.
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer? - 😆 YES!
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? -Probably
Do fish get thirsty? -Yes and then they drink water 😉
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? -Maybe.
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? -Let me ask them.
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? - 😆😆😆
Do pilots take crash-courses? -That would scare me.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? 😆😆YES!
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? - 😆Yep.
Do vampires get AIDS? -All the time.
Do witches run spell checkers? -You bet.
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? -Yep
Does killing time damage eternity? -HAHAhA
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? -Yep.
How can there be self-help 'groups'? -Yep everyone helps himself.
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? -Nope.
How come wrong numbers are never busy? - 😆Don't know.
How dead is the Dead Sea? -Dead😛
How do I set my laser printer on stun? -Google it 😉
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? -Don't ask me 😆
How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass? -Signs are OK.
How do you get off a non-stop flight? -Once it stops.
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others? -Take others' word.
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? -You'll know.
How do you write zero in Roman numerals? -0😉😉
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word? -Maybe he doesn't.
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war? -Hhaha
How is it possible to run out of space? -on a paper it is.
How much milk is there in the Milky Way? -Should I contact them?😆
Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops? -😆
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?" -I hope not, poor owner 😆
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do? -slices and dices words? 😉😆
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? -But he can't😛
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? -Another thousands words 😆
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb? -English, I tell you 😆
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? -Humans 😆
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? -That's why it's edited and double checked.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?-nope
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? -Eaten up by a shark 😉
If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting? -in the universe
If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary? -Yep😉
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them? -Hmm... I don't know, let's find one to know.
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from? -😆😆😆
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight?-firght for Freedom😉
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show? -Ask him 😛
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet? -😆😆Try
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? -I'm not an evolutionist 😛
If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube?-It's made that way.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? -Who knows.
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like? -Let me make one 😉
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? -😆
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? -Yep.
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? -Astronauts 😛
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? -Hahaha
If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it? -😆😆
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? -Fog😉
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? -Yep😛
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? -So you do it 😆
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? -Probably
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? -Nope
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? -Succeed, it's all about punctuation 😉
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? -That's the irony of the situation 😆
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? -😆
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer? -Yep
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? -Try and tell me 😉
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? -Maybe
Is the nose the scenter of the face? 😆
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?-You bet
chorified frm ami's question bank🤣 You're harsh, Tanu 😳 I'm skipping all Whys 😉😆
Do you prefer reading or writing? Why?
Do you enjoy school? Why? =O Yep
Imagine you were walking down the street to school and Shiv AKA Viraf Patel came in front of you..What would your reaction be? What would you talk to him about? Oh gosh, I would probably faint 😆😆 On a serious note, I would let him know that he ROCKS as Shiv and continue the chat.
If you get a chance to meet anyone from Mahi Way, who would it be and why?I would like to meet Pushtiie and Viraf both... for apparent reasons, I love them.
What would your reaction be if one fine day, you happen to come to the forum and you see articles that MW is going to end? =O I'd be sad... I don't want it to end. -
Skiing or sledding?
Swimming or running?
Are you an athlete or non-athlete?
Do you enjoy sports? What is your favorite sport? Only Badminton and Basketball
Apple or orange?
Banana or apple?
Orange or Banana?
Grapes or Orange
Banana or grapes?
Apples or grapes?
What is your favorite kind of berry? Blueberry, strawberry, cranberry?
Pink or blue?
Blue or purple?
Purple or Pink?
Yellow or blue?
Green or yellow?
Yellow or blue?
You favorite color? WHITE
Do you feel like killing me after these questions? Why? Yes😛
Are you enjoying being on the hot seat? NOPE
If you get another chance to be on the hot seat, would you take it? NO way!
Do you think I should go and hide now? Are you going to hunt me down? If yes, please warn me in advance. 🤣 Yes, yes, yes 😆😆
Should I come back with more questions? Would you enjoy that? NOPE
i felt proud wen i chorified this set of question🤣
i shudnt say i chorified.its ur own copyryted🤣 Tanuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
- Why do you come to IF? For a lot of reasons... to chat with friends, take care of my forums, discuss things that matter to me.
- What's the first thing you do on IF? - Answer PMs/ scraps
- Favorite Forum on IF? Why? - Too many
- Favorite movies/songs?- Again too many
- What does friendship mean to you? - Most important relationship that I chose and am loyal to always.
- If you could go on a date with a celebrity, who would it be and why? - Hmm... Shahid or Viraf because they are just awesome.
- What's your idea of a perfect birthday celebration? -A small celebration with the people I love.
- Qualities you most or least admire in yourself and/or others? -Most: Patience, loyalty, caring, fun loving, humor
-Least: liar, hypocrisy, politics
- What's the nicest comment you've ever received? - That I changed someone's life.
- The most destructive criticism? - Can't remember any.
You're advice to the following?
- President Obama: - Please be true to your words.
- Shahid Kapoor: - Keep rocking!
- Shah Rukh Khan : - Quit smoking.
- Rani Mukherjee: - Don't fall for the glamor.
- Your best friend: - Be less busy 😆
- IF Admins: - Keep doing what's best for IF.
Fill in the blanks!
- Life is a _- journey________ .
- Life without _- my mom______ is impossible.
- One thing I would never do is _- cheat anyone________.
- My most important goals in life are _- become an MD and keep my mom happy________.
- My biggest fear is ___- of losing people I love______.
- _- dance________ makes me ecstatic!
- I love _- so many things and people.________ .
- - I'm currently in love with _- Viraf 😍____ .
Who according to you should:
- change his/her signature more often?-Shireen
- complaint less? -Shireen 😆
- use less emoticons? -hmm.... me 😆
- post more often? - Pari
- answer PMs quicker? - Vijay 😆
- never forget you?- all my dearest friends!
Rapid Fire. Give me the name/username of a member who you think of first when you hear the following:
- Dreamer - -Me
- Bollywood Buff - -hmm....
- Sugary sweet - - Pari
- Bitter sweet - - Tanu 😛
- Tough nut - - .....
- Wacko - - Tanu
- Unique - - Prii
- Creative - -Anu
- Hardest worker - - Jess
haaw i feel a lot of relief now ..enjoy*yawns*🤣 Tanu!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Urghghghghg Finally am done with this.
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