Some hilarious quotes about marriage.

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Shilpa.Agarwal

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Posted: 15 years ago

#11

lol d vasu ones r damm funny.....

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-shabz-

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Posted: 15 years ago

#12

for sadhna,

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

for inderjeet,

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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Divya

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Posted: 15 years ago

#13

Hey, lovely topic 😃

I have got one that would suit Vasu -
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. 😉

For SaLekh (based on their present situation)-
It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does. 😊

For RagVir -
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you are the world. 😳

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Suchi-

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Posted: 15 years ago

#14

For Vasu and Indu
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
-Henny Youngman

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

Edited by suchitra_1 - 15 years ago

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titali

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Posted: 15 years ago

#15

vasu :I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

indrajeet: Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

vinu :Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

ragvir :Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

aalekh :"No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."

Edited by titali - 15 years ago