Hair brush beggar!

Hello! This is Deepa hair brushwala pvt ltd (Since 1990)!

We specialize in spanking anybody and everybody, anything and everything with our specially designed hair brushes; the bristles especially imported from Alibagh!

Just give us a supaari and we guarantee you that your job will be done.

Supaari need not be only for humans.

It can even be for irritating things like Kimi's puke inducing pouts, her akin to straw, range baal, Aaryan's BP increasing snaky plots, my choco boy's scandalous 'I am easy game. Come trap me' psyche, etc…

For years we had been successfully catering to our clientele's needs with unparalleled expertise and ease…Our outlets are in every corner of the world; from the mighty Americas to the little known 'Three sirens island'…

Defeat' did not exist in our dictionary. But today, we with choked breaths and tsunami drenched eyes accept defeat. Our fifteen years of experience has failed us miserably…

Our good old faithful brush has proved inadequate…😭

World hair brush spankers have become world hair brush beggars😭…Oh how are the mighty fallen!😭

Oh well! It's not entirely our fault. The brand we are dealing with right now is particularly vicious, shameless and an established stubborn sadist!😡

Its chief ingredient is called T and D and the brand name is 'Sony TV'🤢.

Sony TV has got a sick sense of humor and is weird😕, to say the least. 🤢

It hosts special V day episodes for chemistryless couples (Shall be nameless for security reasons!) who are as weird as itself but will show not even a dream sequence between one of the most acknowledged hit jodis of the small screen! 😡

One couple has an uncle romancing a kid and the other has an eeks 😡%%^%*&**(🤢 romancing an even more eeeekssssss🤢 😡^&%^^^%&()**&^🤢 😡eating each other…😡🤢😡

What's more, another new chipkoo vamp with brand name of Shuuli (L silent) made its entry🤢. This is bad Feng shuii… not good for the future of JJKN at all…🤢

Well! This creepy brand called Sony TV thought that the Greek god personified hero of ex-me rocks the world JJKN, with his chocolacious Hot looks and the JandA's pining for each other will make it all up…

Well, in a way it did but not entirely…

Hopeless singles, abandoned aunties, rearing to go teens, pissed off housewives, promising romance queens in the making, girl toddlers...in short women; age no bar, dying to catch at least a hand kiss between the JandA were seriously disappointed and supaaris for the abovementioned brand came in tens and thousands…😡

But our good old faithful brush has proved inadequate…failed us for the first ever time…💔

We are devastated 💔…Our rocking name has got milofied in the mitti…😭

World hair brush spankers have become world hair brush beggars…Oh how are the mighty fallen!😭

So, guys, we beg you to donate your hair brushes generously…the sharper and ghatiyaayer; the better!😛

This is punya ka kaam. Only the blessed get such a great opportunity to khamofy so much punya.

Just donate and see how all your wiahses will get fulfilled. If your hubby has run away, he will come back. If he has come back and you wanna get rid of him, a chudail will come and whisk him away…just you donate and see…😛

Tho peeche math hatnaa behnon!😊

Dil kholke daan karo…

Yours unfaithfully

Deepa hair brushwala pvt ltd (Since 1990)

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OMG Deepu.. Great as usual.. Back with a bang 👏
next time dont make us wait this long 😛 welcome back dear 😊 I will be sending u loads of brushes with theeki mirchi on them 😡 i was thinking exactly the same as all other non sensical couples were enjoying Valentines on Sony and they completely made a fool of us 😡

😆 😆 😆 That was good!!!!loads of brushes to Deepa hairbrush wala!!!

oh my god deepa that was so true

but i told u yday sony is promoting other couples and now they can go down the drain

u asked for hair brushes

i have them

very sharp and pointy

horse brush good for spanking😃

Hehehehe!!! That was great Deepa. And that Shulli female is so ewwwwwwwwww!!! I hate her already. She is worse than Kimi. We want Mallika back!!! Waaaaaa!!! Why couldn't Jassi have spotted Armaan waiting for her, leaped out of Aryan's car and hugged him like she did on last Valentine? Why why why???? I think we should go and replace the jjkn creative team. What an episode on V day 🤢

ok, deeps i am sending u lots of spare, and old and every kind of brushes, only if they can come handy, and install some sense in the mental retrds at Sony

Hahahhahaha! Tht was so funny

Dweepa..you are too good! 👏 👏 👏 ..and as for the hairbrush...can i send you a comb?? 😆

oh i am sending lots all the way from u.s .......just spank them will ya 😆

wow!...love your service...i'll talk to my school and i'm sure we can have enough hair brushes donated to spank some sense into Sony...