must read letter!!!!!!!!!!

Sardar's mother's letter to sardar


>
>Pyaarey puttar,
>
>Vahe Guru. I' m writing this letter slow, because I know you
>cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.
>Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles
>from home, so we moved 20 miles. I won't be able to send the
>address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers
>with them for their new house so they wouldn't have to
change
>their address.
>
>This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine situated
>right above the commode. I'm not sure it works too well. Last week
>I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
>The weather here isn' t too bad. It rained only twice last week.
>The first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.
>
>The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
>little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons,
>so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
>
>Your father has another job. He
has 500 men under him. He is
>cutting the grass at the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this
>morning. I haven't found out whether it' s a girl or a boy, so
>I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
>
>Your uncle, Jatinder fell in a the nearby oil well. Some men tried
>to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
>cremated him and he burned for three days.
>
>Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfil
>his father' s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in
>the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of
>digging a
grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time.
>
>Nothing much has happened.
>
>Love Mom.
>
>P.S. : I was going to send you some money but the envelope was
>already sealed.

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