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1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask :
Are you sleeping?
Whats your answer?
- No ! I'm training to die
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you :
need to be fixed?
- No, it got bored of staying home alone so i brought it over for a ride
3. When its raining and someone notices you going out, they ask :
Are you going out in this rain ?
- No, in the next one
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you:
You awake?
- No, going back to bed !
5. Your friend calls your home:
Where are you?
- At news cafe ! I brought my house over !
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:
Did you just have a bath?
- No, I swam in the bath !
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator from the ground floor and they ask:
Going up?
- No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come get me
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:
Flowers?
- No baby! Carrot
9. You're in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:
Is anyone there?
- No! The SHIT is talking to you !
10. You head straight to bank with a cheque ready to get money:
Then the lady asks you in cash?
- No, In plastic chips
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