Firstly,
Congratulations to Sexyface Molester Siddhanth Modi on his wedding to Ickyface Chudail Riddhima Modi. 🥳🤗👏
Ab bajaao ek doosre ke band. 😆
Back to the post:
1. Riddhima- Please , Sid. Ye shaadi mat todho. Mujhe ek aur mauka de do. Main promise karti hoon ki main tumhe shikaayat ka koi mauka nahiin doongi. 😭
Bottomline: Badtameez aadmi! Shaadi todhkar to dekho , ganja kar doongi tumhe. Marry me and uthaao mere naaz nakhre. Itne weeks tak maine tumhe French Poodle ki training kya vada-paao khaane ke liye di hai? Chalo mandap mein! 😡
2. Shashank- Riddhima, kahiin tumne apna iraada badal to nahin diya? 😲
Bottomline - Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin beti! Roz -roz acche daamaad main nahiin dhoondh sakta. 2.5 saal ke hard work ke baawajood Armaan ko akal aa gayi. Sid ko akal nahiin aani chaahiye... get married to him rightaway! 😉
3. Anjie - Mujhe pata hai Riddzie , ki ye tere liye aasaan nahiiin hai. 😭
Bottomline - Don't worry , Riddzie.... Sid is an emotional fool... 2.5 liters aansooyon mein train ho jaayega. Just play your patte right. 😆
4. Naina - Didi, ye kis bewakoof se shaadi ki hai aapne? Sid , tumhe Riddhima Didi ko godh mein uthakar andar le jaana padega. Dekhein to zara ki tum inka bojh utha bhi sakte ho ya nahiiin. 😳
Bottomline - Booo Hoo Hoo.... kitna accha ladka tha tu, Sid. Ye toone kya kiya , dushman ko saat births ke liye reserve kar liya? Chal beta , utha ab Riddhima ko ...the sooner you learn, the better it will be.
5. JP - Riddhima bhabhiji , humein aap se bahot saari baatein karni hain , kya hum andar aa jaayein?😳
Bottomline - Hum aapko pehle hi bata dein ki aapne ek imported mush-tande se shaadi ki hai... inki girlfriends ki lambi list hai aur hum aapka general knowledge badhaana chaahte hain. 😆
6. Yuvi- Sid , agar kucch problem ho to mujhe phone kar lena. Mujhe sab pata hai...😉
Bottomline - Uff Zaalim! Kar li toone ek ladki se shaadi! ... Ab mera kya hoga... ab main akela Venice ke paani mein suhaane geet gaaoonga aur tujhe hamesha hamaare puraane pyar ki yaad dilaaoonga. 😭
7. Jiggy - Aaj ki raat hona hai kya.....😉
Bottomline - 15-20 sandal aur 2500 gaaliyon ke saath Riddhima ki teri life mein entry hui haii , ab jaane aage aage aur hona hai kya. 😲
8. Sid - Haan. Kucch logon ke liye rishte bojh hi hote hain. 😡
Bottomline - Pehle to bass hospital mein , Mumbai aur Panchgani ke gully-koochon mein hi iske peechhe bhaagna padta tha. Ab mujhe mere hi ghar mein bhagaayegi.... lagta hai gym ki membership cancel kar deni chaahiye.
9. Sue - Superboy , tum beech mein mat bolo. Aaiye Bhabhi , aapka grehpravesh hai. 😳
Bottomline - Shut up, Superboy. Riddhima ke aane se ghar mein mujhe roz naya match , roz naya naatak , roz nayi film dekhne ko milegi. You both are sure gonna keep me entertained.😆
10. Paddy - Tum dono yahaan andar kya kar rahe ho. Shaadi ka muhurat nikalta ja raha hai. 😲
Bottomline - Before Sid finds his brains back, we gotta tie him with Riddhima so that they both can find their brains together and we can live in sukh-shaanti. 😉