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Now that the writing is on the wall I wanted to put forth what I think should happen to the PTC. Please give me some leeway here mods......I brain has been reduced to mush by all the nonsense I have been subjected to over the past 6 weeks. I will try to stay in "my limits" 😉
OK first of all let us start with the grand dame of the PTC herself.....Mausi aka Moss aka Froggie
I am very very saddened by the fact that there is no one around to slap her 😭
Kitna mazaa aata 😈 ......so I have decided to be ingenious in quenching the thirst for one slap to her 😃 See she gets in the middle when Prithvi is slapping Tuna .....one tamacha for moss from Prithvi's dhai kilo ka haath.........ahhhhhh dil ko kitni thandak milege.
By this time the PTC has been exposed so Prithvi does not even apologize he just dusts his hands and walks off and then wipes his hands on Damzie's duppatta. 😉
Damzie: Hello now I need to do shuddi for this duppatta.
Prithvi: Why? 😕
Damzie: Because you touched her with that hand. Now go wash with disinfectant. Better yet naha lena with dettol soap 🤣. and burn all those clothes you are wearing while you are at it.....yeah here take this duppatta too 🤣
Prithvi: After that can I come near you.
Damini: While you go do this I will think about it. 🤣
Then while Moss is standing there nursing her cheek (her cheek bone is broken 😈), everyone abuses her left, right and center. Look at your age and this is what you do types of abuses. 😉
She asks for some water......they bring her the juice and tell her it is Avni's and make her drink it (it is not lekin mental torture ka accha plan hai 😈)
In the confusion her glasses get lost and now she cannot see 😈.....all we need is to get her to the stables......meri toofi se baat ho gayi hai 😉 ......toofi will take care of the rest with the other horses. 😉.....and the best part is....no one gets arrested....arrey ghodon ko kya arrest karenge 😉
Next for Raani aka Chilli aka CC
First and foremost of all one tamacha from Avni 😃 (Sameer nahin maarega na 😳 parayi ladki pe haath nahin uthayega 😳 )......so Avni you go girl....land one super duper tamacha on that girl's gaal .....aaahhhhh.......dil ko thankdak ......Avni dear no crying.......remember these people tried to kill your baby and frame your sister and kill your other sister. 😡 Saara gussa ek tamache mein nikalo 😈
Then Damini's turn to land some nice tamachas for torturing her sister. 😈 She will then abuse her nicely using awesome vocabulary and words like "mui" that were taught to her by moss 🤣.....usse ke dande se usse ko maaro....hehehhe...me likey 🤣
Then Sam's turn her tells her that she is the ugliest thing on the planet because she is so evil and her heart is so black....unlike his Avni who has a beautiful heart and is a beautiful person 😳......and how did he even think he would marry her? Tell her. Also yell at her some more for trying to harm your baby. I want Sameer to go to hit her then he stops himself or someone stops him
Prithvi: Woh ladki hai. Ladkiyon pe haath nahin uthathe. Woh bhi parayi ladki pe.
Sameer: Bilkul teek kaha aap ne bhaiyya ye bilkul parayi hai 🤣.....apne aur parayon ke beech ka farak bhool gaya tha main 😉......aap sab mere apne hain.....especially meri Avni 😉.....and this vermin is a stranger......stranger ka matlab jaanthi ho tum.....parayi.......tum ne soch bhi kaise liya ki main......chee chee cheee
Next they will make her drink all the juice 😈
After that they will cut off her choti, shave her head except for a "mohawk" in the center like this 😈
Then they will take her picture and latkofy it outside GM for "nazar utarofying" purposes......mwwaaahhhh 😈 (plus very smart move on part of the girls....they are telling all women out there......eye my man aur tumhara bhi yahi haalat banayenge 😉 🤣)
Finally they will dress her in tight green leather pants, tight green clothes and 10 inch heels and turn her loose in the stables. 😈 after tying a patti around her eyes really really tight. 😉.....Baaki sab toofi and the other horses will take care na 😉
Last but not the least Tuna aka Munna aka TPM aka MMD
Now for him I have biggg biggg plans 😈
So first Damini slaps him silly......like a lot of slaps 😈
The Rosh comes and hits him with all her heels chappals 😈....she also borrows shoes from her sisters and her brothers-in-law and Varun for this purpose. 😈 (the job of sorting through the shoes.....making pairs of them and returning them to their rightful owners will be given to the three brothers later 🤣 🤣....imagine how much fun they would have sorting through all the shoes and pairing them by color and pattern 😈 🤣 🤣.....Rosh herself will have like 200 pairs add in Avni's and Damz's it should keep them busy for a while 😉)
Varun in the meanwhile is shooting a video of this event. Rosh is helped by Damz and Avni in this mega event. Moss tries to stop it and gets hit by Sandals too 😉 .....when it does not stop she drags Chilli in and teenon pe joothon ka barsaath 😈
Tuna breaks free and starts chasing Rosh. They reach Rosh's room and Rosh runs into her bathroom. Tuna chases her and she moves out at the last minute causing Tuna to fall into the bathtub. While falling Tuna knocks the hairdryer on the counter into the bathtub and turns it on accidentally. Ellectrifyyyinnggg experience for Tuna 🤣 But then the circuit blows and the lights go out saving Tuna's life 😲
Sameer and Varun stand guard on Tuna playing bodyguard bodyguard 🤣 while Prithvi plays electrician electrician 🤣 and fixes the lights with Damzie help 😉. Then Rosh tells her jeej's and Varun what happened in detail and so does Damz. Tuna's cell phone has fallen out of his pocket. Varun picks it up checks it and sees red.
Varun: Bhaiyya isko main nahin chodoonga
Pri: Tu jaa kar police ko phone kar.
Sam: Tu jaa chotey
Pri and Sam commence dhulayee and pitayee of Tuna or what is left of him. Damz in the meantime has disappeared and everyone is wondering where she is. 🤔
Then Damz shows up, gun in hand and in riding clothes and with a whip 😎
She beats Tuna with the whip and chases him down the hallway....Tuna runs....everyone else chases and they play a game of running and catching and hide and seek.....but Tuna has no where to run and he is caught eventually. He runs outside. Damz chases him on Toofi round and round the corral while everyone else whistles. 😉 She shoots several bullets scaring the daylights out of Tuna (She does not want to kill him and go to jail) 😉
Then she gets off the horse and point the gun at Tuna point blank range.....but then Toofi goes crazy.....Prithvi saves Damzie from Toofi again 😉 ....but Tuna ko koi nahin hai bachane waala 😈
Then after all the menagerie is taken away to the jail (or the zoo or the circus or the trash dump who cares where they went 🤢) here is what they do
* The guys have to clean GM and remove even the tiniest trace of the PTC. 🤣
Yup those 3 have to clean the whole GM. The girls decide to cut Varun a little slack and so he has to help but Sam and Pri have to do the major cleaning.
* Then they call in the pest control people who fumigate GM
* Then they call in the people who disinfect hospitals to disinfect GM
* Then they have a major havan and all kinds of poojas are performed to remove all evil influences. All 3 couples take part in the pooja
* Then Varni get married.
* Then they all take a family photo where the six of them are there.....the three girls are sitting down....Damz in the center...Avni to her right and Rosh to her left. The three guys are standing behind their wives with their arms around their wives' neck 😉. They put this up in the hallway along with the pic of Ila and the girls and the Saxena family photo with the 3 boys and their parents.
* Then they all await additions to the family 😉
Let me know what other kinds of torture you want to inflict on the PTC
Jhan
OK first of all let us start with the grand dame of the PTC herself.....Mausi aka Moss aka Froggie
I am very very saddened by the fact that there is no one around to slap her 😭
Kitna mazaa aata 😈 ......so I have decided to be ingenious in quenching the thirst for one slap to her 😃 See she gets in the middle when Prithvi is slapping Tuna .....one tamacha for moss from Prithvi's dhai kilo ka haath.........ahhhhhh dil ko kitni thandak milege.
By this time the PTC has been exposed so Prithvi does not even apologize he just dusts his hands and walks off and then wipes his hands on Damzie's duppatta. 😉
Damzie: Hello now I need to do shuddi for this duppatta.
Prithvi: Why? 😕
Damzie: Because you touched her with that hand. Now go wash with disinfectant. Better yet naha lena with dettol soap 🤣. and burn all those clothes you are wearing while you are at it.....yeah here take this duppatta too 🤣
Prithvi: After that can I come near you.
Damini: While you go do this I will think about it. 🤣
Then while Moss is standing there nursing her cheek (her cheek bone is broken 😈), everyone abuses her left, right and center. Look at your age and this is what you do types of abuses. 😉
She asks for some water......they bring her the juice and tell her it is Avni's and make her drink it (it is not lekin mental torture ka accha plan hai 😈)
In the confusion her glasses get lost and now she cannot see 😈.....all we need is to get her to the stables......meri toofi se baat ho gayi hai 😉 ......toofi will take care of the rest with the other horses. 😉.....and the best part is....no one gets arrested....arrey ghodon ko kya arrest karenge 😉
Next for Raani aka Chilli aka CC
First and foremost of all one tamacha from Avni 😃 (Sameer nahin maarega na 😳 parayi ladki pe haath nahin uthayega 😳 )......so Avni you go girl....land one super duper tamacha on that girl's gaal .....aaahhhhh.......dil ko thankdak ......Avni dear no crying.......remember these people tried to kill your baby and frame your sister and kill your other sister. 😡 Saara gussa ek tamache mein nikalo 😈
Then Damini's turn to land some nice tamachas for torturing her sister. 😈 She will then abuse her nicely using awesome vocabulary and words like "mui" that were taught to her by moss 🤣.....usse ke dande se usse ko maaro....hehehhe...me likey 🤣
Then Sam's turn her tells her that she is the ugliest thing on the planet because she is so evil and her heart is so black....unlike his Avni who has a beautiful heart and is a beautiful person 😳......and how did he even think he would marry her? Tell her. Also yell at her some more for trying to harm your baby. I want Sameer to go to hit her then he stops himself or someone stops him
Prithvi: Woh ladki hai. Ladkiyon pe haath nahin uthathe. Woh bhi parayi ladki pe.
Sameer: Bilkul teek kaha aap ne bhaiyya ye bilkul parayi hai 🤣.....apne aur parayon ke beech ka farak bhool gaya tha main 😉......aap sab mere apne hain.....especially meri Avni 😉.....and this vermin is a stranger......stranger ka matlab jaanthi ho tum.....parayi.......tum ne soch bhi kaise liya ki main......chee chee cheee
Next they will make her drink all the juice 😈
After that they will cut off her choti, shave her head except for a "mohawk" in the center like this 😈
Then they will take her picture and latkofy it outside GM for "nazar utarofying" purposes......mwwaaahhhh 😈 (plus very smart move on part of the girls....they are telling all women out there......eye my man aur tumhara bhi yahi haalat banayenge 😉 🤣)
Finally they will dress her in tight green leather pants, tight green clothes and 10 inch heels and turn her loose in the stables. 😈 after tying a patti around her eyes really really tight. 😉.....Baaki sab toofi and the other horses will take care na 😉
Last but not the least Tuna aka Munna aka TPM aka MMD
Now for him I have biggg biggg plans 😈
So first Damini slaps him silly......like a lot of slaps 😈
The Rosh comes and hits him with all her heels chappals 😈....she also borrows shoes from her sisters and her brothers-in-law and Varun for this purpose. 😈 (the job of sorting through the shoes.....making pairs of them and returning them to their rightful owners will be given to the three brothers later 🤣 🤣....imagine how much fun they would have sorting through all the shoes and pairing them by color and pattern 😈 🤣 🤣.....Rosh herself will have like 200 pairs add in Avni's and Damz's it should keep them busy for a while 😉)
Varun in the meanwhile is shooting a video of this event. Rosh is helped by Damz and Avni in this mega event. Moss tries to stop it and gets hit by Sandals too 😉 .....when it does not stop she drags Chilli in and teenon pe joothon ka barsaath 😈
Tuna breaks free and starts chasing Rosh. They reach Rosh's room and Rosh runs into her bathroom. Tuna chases her and she moves out at the last minute causing Tuna to fall into the bathtub. While falling Tuna knocks the hairdryer on the counter into the bathtub and turns it on accidentally. Ellectrifyyyinnggg experience for Tuna 🤣 But then the circuit blows and the lights go out saving Tuna's life 😲
Sameer and Varun stand guard on Tuna playing bodyguard bodyguard 🤣 while Prithvi plays electrician electrician 🤣 and fixes the lights with Damzie help 😉. Then Rosh tells her jeej's and Varun what happened in detail and so does Damz. Tuna's cell phone has fallen out of his pocket. Varun picks it up checks it and sees red.
Varun: Bhaiyya isko main nahin chodoonga
Pri: Tu jaa kar police ko phone kar.
Sam: Tu jaa chotey
Pri and Sam commence dhulayee and pitayee of Tuna or what is left of him. Damz in the meantime has disappeared and everyone is wondering where she is. 🤔
Then Damz shows up, gun in hand and in riding clothes and with a whip 😎
She beats Tuna with the whip and chases him down the hallway....Tuna runs....everyone else chases and they play a game of running and catching and hide and seek.....but Tuna has no where to run and he is caught eventually. He runs outside. Damz chases him on Toofi round and round the corral while everyone else whistles. 😉 She shoots several bullets scaring the daylights out of Tuna (She does not want to kill him and go to jail) 😉
Then she gets off the horse and point the gun at Tuna point blank range.....but then Toofi goes crazy.....Prithvi saves Damzie from Toofi again 😉 ....but Tuna ko koi nahin hai bachane waala 😈
Then after all the menagerie is taken away to the jail (or the zoo or the circus or the trash dump who cares where they went 🤢) here is what they do
* The guys have to clean GM and remove even the tiniest trace of the PTC. 🤣
Yup those 3 have to clean the whole GM. The girls decide to cut Varun a little slack and so he has to help but Sam and Pri have to do the major cleaning.
* Then they call in the pest control people who fumigate GM
* Then they call in the people who disinfect hospitals to disinfect GM
* Then they have a major havan and all kinds of poojas are performed to remove all evil influences. All 3 couples take part in the pooja
* Then Varni get married.
* Then they all take a family photo where the six of them are there.....the three girls are sitting down....Damz in the center...Avni to her right and Rosh to her left. The three guys are standing behind their wives with their arms around their wives' neck 😉. They put this up in the hallway along with the pic of Ila and the girls and the Saxena family photo with the 3 boys and their parents.
* Then they all await additions to the family 😉
Let me know what other kinds of torture you want to inflict on the PTC
Jhan
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