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ladies & gentlemen welcome to our humble premises at Excel College / Restaurant/ Hotel/ ??? ( further expansion plans in d pipeline )
we at Excel are proud to present to u the best college in Mumbai in our premises along with Restaurant & honeymoon Suite offers Kicked in 4 our esteemed Students
We provide lectures in day on Loveology 4 our students who have to only romance & fool around all day long with no studies & fear of failing in exams 100% marks guaranteed
our students also have d spl advantages of having Dates on our premises with specially decorated classrooms 4 their dates with a fish bowl to play in their spare time
Newly started our Honeymoon suite facilities lets our students have their SPECIAL NIGHT at our humble abode too with no disturbance 4 free too
Enroll Now at Excel !!!
Special Offer : Students who can provide us with new ideas for our further expansion plans for the new use of our premises will be awarded a scholarship Apply Today !!!!
Note : Due to the kind attention brought by Anu aka Kayamath_fan 2 we are updating this offer
requirements as in min qualification reqd for this course : is d X-factor as in Xtra - factor
u can be a xtra Shy gal who has an Xtraordinary singing capacity
u can be a xtraordinarily gifted speaker who doesnt know when to stop with ur own customized expression like BY God
u can be xtra naughty with a flair for girls & champion at Basketball
u can be Xtra studious with d capacity 2 know every book in excel ' library by heart while a part time lawyer
u can be a xtrafashioanble diva who has a thing 4 bad boys
u can have a xtralarge diet wherein u can eat all day long
u can be a Xtraordinarily good friend who doubles as a man friday 4 ur Best Friend & his gal
also u can be xtra senstive & fall 4 d first guy who dances with u in college while u can hop in & out of windows
u can be xtra tall with free supply of paint buckets to splash around with an expressionless expression on ur face
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