S.M.S First Client Kaka and Rasika!!!!!

So.as Satish's S.M.S became popular .Kaka heard about it and went there for the case of shravani amd Manav. As kaka got inside the S.M.S this is what happen:-

Kaka jaise andar aaya to Rasika ko samne dekh kar unke ankhe phate ke phate reh gaye.

Kaka: Tum yahan.

Rasika : Wohi to main aap se puche sakte hoon,aap yahan kaise.

Kaka: (sochre hai ke kahi who kise galat jagah to nahi punche)yeh SMS Mera matlab Satish Matrimonial Services hai nah.

Rasika: Nahi yeh Sx Mile Gah Service hai.

Kaka : Keh!

Rasika: Mazak kar Rahe hoon.Aaye bathein aap sahi jagah aaye hoon.Keh legaye Coffee, chai,Yeh doodh.

Kaka : Keh,doodh tum sharm nahi aate.

Rasika: Is mein sharm keh kah baat hai,doodh toh sab he pete hai.

Kaka: Par log keh kahe gaye,jab tum sabh ke samne mujhe doodh pilo ge!

Rasika : Yeh kah keh rahai hooh.Mein, !chup karo!

Kaka:chup hogaye.

Rasika: Chalo hum coffee mang wate hai

Kaka: Theek Hai.(Coffee pite pite kaka ke nazar rasika ke top pe pade).

Rasika: Keh Deekh rahe ho.

Kaka: Tumhara maidan kaphe baad gaya hai.

Rasika: Ko josh aaya aur kaha,who kah he keh mangal aaj kal front side mera matlab hai ke front foot pe gali ke daye baye push aur pull zada he karta hai.ise liye mere gali thode widish ho gaye hai.

Kaka:(ko pechle mangal aur rasika ke zulum yaad aaye aur bole)chup karo mein yahan tumhere bakwas nahi case ke silsale ma aaya ho.

Rasika:kon sah case

Kaka: wo shravani aur manav ke shaadi ka case.

Rasika:par aisa kaise ho sakta hai.

Kaka :Kyon hani hosakta

Rasika : Who archu na Manav se abhe liya nahe hai nah.

Kaka : Ye keh bakwas hai.ka Keh rahe ho tum!

Rasika :wo main Divorce ke baat kar rahe thi.

Kaka:ise liye toh main yahan aaya hoon,warna keh zoorurat the yaha aane keh?

Rasika: waise shravani manav,mein kuch samje nahi.

Kaka: Wok ah he keh shravani sachin ke bache ke maa bane wale hai.ise liya manav shaadi kar raha hai.

Rasika: acha ab samaj aaya.waise shravani bade taaz hai.

Kaka : who kaise?

Rasika : itne jaldi jo Sachin ka lay liya.

Kaka : Dekho apne had main raho.

Rasika : are wo mein dil ke baat kar rahe the.

Kaka : ab keh karna hoga.

Satish ne jabahar shoor dekha to bahar aaya:

Satish: Are kaka aap yahan.

Kaka : Haan mein ek case ke silsley main aaya tha.

Satish:Rasika Ji in se ache tarah sab details lay lena.

Kaka : Bate phikar mat karo inho neh to tab mera liya tha jab tum pada he nahi hoye tha.

Satish :(Choonk Gaya)Yeh ke keh rahe hai aap!

Kaka: Are bata mere matlab he hum ek he collage main padte the.to tab yeh mujhe se mere notes wagara lete the.

Satish(Thank god ,mein toh kuch aur he samja tha)Theek hai,You carry on,aur andar chala jata hai.

Rasika:Waisemangal kuch dino se Haryana chala gaye hai,kaho to sham ko 20-20 match hojaye,tum be gali ked aye baye push pull karsakte ho.

Kaka Ke bolti band hojate hai

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My Special thanks to Mr.Satyamdas,for bringing this concept in my mind.

such a wonderful skit !!

Originally posted by: satyamdas

such a wonderful skit !!

First time I am laughing while reading any post n IF.

Oh,Thanks yar,bas tumhe se sekha hai!

Nice one sonu... I should tell you that you have learnt very well.. That was total fun