Say Simi ... ji - How you like 'dem apples!

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Hear ye hear ye all you femmes divine!
Simi teetering between sanity and stupidity!
'I beg your pardon Anita?!! Why don't you take a flyin' leap?' - ATTA GIRL!!
'Oh me!! Oh My!! I guess you're right! Poor Anuj! Is he going to live?!!' - DIMWIT GIRL!!
'Oh Maatrani, WHAT should I do?'! YOU'RE TALKING TO A REAL SLACKER GIRL! DID ANYONE CHECK MAATARANI'S REFERENCES BEFORE HANDING HER THE JOB?!!
'Tis a good thing that Abhi's around to neutralize things both on account of the sometime astonishngly dull love and the wicked witch of the east in his sis Anita should be able to handle such neutralization all on her own given her base motives and acid tongue ... although the resulting water isn't something you'd want to take a tall sip off of) ... Uh, earth calling Simi again! Get your head outta the ozone! Like it's only now struck you that neither of the 2 of you have introduced each other to mutual friends (WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS SUGGESTING THAT ON KB 1/2?!!! And WE haven't met your mutual friends yet either!! There was that strange woman at your almost wedding to RB, where did she go?), and poor Abhi has no job!! (Like that's going to be hard for him ... c'mon Simi, you ever wonder at your own gullibility?)
Oh yeah Neetu! Go for it! Run! Right before lunch! That should really calm things down!!
Man ... with all the spicy, sour, bitter, autonomously cooking in a cauldron at the Sethis, who needs to do much more for lunch? Hey - is Anita invited as well? Nakul (GAWD! PLEASE! NOOOOO!)?
Abhi go for it!! You've got me backin' you all the way ... to the bank & back!
And yeah! He looked cute wagging his finger at Simi!! She deserved the finger in her eye!!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: SValeCalGal

Hear ye hear ye all you femmes divine!

Simi teetering between sanity and stupidity!

err teetering?? she was nowhere in the vicinity of sanity the flashes of spunk(?) notwithstanding.
jeez talk abt gullibility. ok granted she was in a state of shock that anita knew the 'raaz of the decade' but puhleez u forget what shes doing to u and ur family?? along with insomina is she also suffering from selective aminasia?? (amnesia for the uninitiated 😉)

'I beg your pardon Anita?!! Why don't you take a flyin' leap?' - ATTA GIRL!!
'Oh me!! Oh My!! I guess you're right! Poor Anuj! Is he going to live?!!' - DIMWIT GIRL!!
'Oh Maatrani, WHAT should I do?'! YOU'RE TALKING TO A REAL SLACKER GIRL! DID ANYONE CHECK MAATARANI'S REFERENCES BEFORE HANDING HER THE JOB?!!
'Tis a good thing that Abhi's around to neutralize things both on account of the sometime astonishngly dull love and the wicked witch of the east in his sis Anita should be able to handle such neutralization all on her own given her base motives and acid tongue ... although the resulting water isn't something you'd want to take a tall sip off of) ...
she thinks shes the mature one in this relationship?? but then maybe thats what the writers are trying to illustrate....... that its not necessary for the older one (in yrs) to be the adult in a relationship
is there going to be a special episode or something on saturday?? staying away from the 'resulting water'is prolly a good idea dipa coz its going to be full of the 'mess' thats gonna hit the fan.

Uh, earth calling Simi again! Get your head outta the ozone! Like it's only now struck you that neither of the 2 of you have introduced each other to mutual friends (WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS SUGGESTING THAT ON KB 1/2?!!! And WE haven't met your mutual friends yet either!! There was that strange woman at your almost wedding to RB, where did she go?), and poor Abhi has no job!! (Like that's going to be hard for him ... c'mon Simi, you ever wonder at your own gullibility?)

she did have a point there........ so maybe she was teetering (my turn to eat crow??😃)

Oh yeah Neetu! Go for it! Run! Right before lunch! That should really calm things down!!

now theres sumthing yawn inducing for u. do u think mili is gonna have more of a role now??


Man ... with all the spicy, sour, bitter, autonomously cooking in a cauldron at the Sethis, who needs to do much more for lunch? Hey - is Anita invited as well? Nakul (GAWD! PLEASE! NOOOOO!)?

oh yeah Naa-Kool is bak........ if my guess is right hes going to be disgusted with papa ta(r)neja and even more determined to marry simiji

Abhi go for it!! You've got me backin' you all the way ... to the bank & back!
And yeah! He looked cute wagging his finger at Simi!! She deserved the finger in her eye!!!

tumhara kumbh ke mele mein bichda bhai tumko finger wag karte cute laga na. to me he looked cute....... period 😍



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Posted: 16 years ago
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hahaha! true all the way!!!
yeah! He looked cute wagging his finger at Simi!!
Should we ask ms. Bewajah aka Neil's friend to send your message to him 😉
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: chocoholicFarwa

hahaha! true all the way!!!

yeah! He looked cute wagging his finger at Simi!!
Should we ask ms. Bewajah aka Neil's friend to send your message to him 😉



oi main tujhe dakiya lagti hun?? 😆

sirf apna msg diya hai ki.......

dekha jo tujhe yar dil mein baji guitar ......... tidyun tidyun tidyun (this is the music silly 😆)

his expressions were so priceless nai?? 😃



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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: bewajah



oi main tujhe dakiya lagti hun?? 😆
What's a dakiya???
sirf apna msg diya hai ki.......

dekha jo tujhe yar dil mein baji guitar ......... tidyun tidyun tidyun (this is the music silly 😆)

hahaha! i bet he'll stop talking to you now that he's so freaked out!!😆😆

his expressions were so priceless nai?? 😃
true... they're always priceless
But i thought he was going to say something like " is that all you care about... materialistic things such as a home and a job... what about our love??" but i guess he's too nice to say something like that to simi ji!




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Posted: 16 years ago
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hey!hey!hey!
i wonder what her truly sees in simi!! he's into slightly overweight..check!! he's into older ..check!! he likes the fact that she's mature and smart..check!!
then I am the right person for him!!! why waste your time with a washy/indecisive, non-appreciative, vaguely loving female...jab..MAIN HOON NA!!!
arre yaar abhi!! nazar is taraf ghumaao..kabhi to nazar milao..ab to kareeb aao!!!
sigh!!
rasm-e-ulfat bhi hai..mauka bhi..aur dastoor bhi!!
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: femmedivine

hey!hey!hey!
i wonder what her truly sees in simi!! he's into slightly overweight..check!! he's into older ..check!! he likes the fact that she's mature and smart..check!!
then I am the right person for him!!! why waste your time with a washy/indecisive, non-appreciative, vaguely loving female...jab..MAIN HOON NA!!!
arre yaar abhi!! nazar is taraf ghumaao..kabhi to nazar milao..ab to kareeb aao!!!
sigh!!
rasm-e-ulfat bhi hai..mauka bhi..aur dastoor bhi!!



oi check check peeche to karle chek..... pheka hai maine abhi kuch :P

he's into slightly overweight: the emphasis is on slight........... isliye main check

he's into older: older not elderly........ isliye phir se main

he likes the fact that she's mature and smart..: check for this plus gorgeous and modest to add the extra tadka 😃

(tumko dhakka dekar)
........ main hoon na ......... jaise woh soap ka ad aata hai........ saaf dhulayi aur uske saath extra muft......... muft...........muft..........

to mere saath 2 bacche muft.........muft...........muft 😆


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Posted: 16 years ago
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she thinks shes the mature one in this relationship?? but then maybe thats what the writers are trying to illustrate....... that its not necessary for the older one (in yrs) to be the adult in a relationship

Simi's about as chicken s--t as chicken s--t can be!
she did have a point there........ so maybe she was teetering (my turn to eat crow??😃)
Of which point doth thou speakest?! That he dun have a job or home?!! She's going to be in a perpetual state of shock! Cannot believe that anyone can be that resourceful??!! Hell, if Abhi would give me but a fraction of the attention/time I deserve, he'll heed my gameplan & go to that TV reporter buddy of his for a job and the appt. that her friend in turn wants to sublet (I had already worked this out in gory detail in KB 1/2) ... he's not going to the guru-ji for employment and housing ... surely ... definitely not RB!!!

do u think mili is gonna have more of a role now??

Could be! I can't see her approving of Neetu/Vicky tho' ... but did you notice? Her memory cells were undergoing a long awaited recrudesence ... she actually said something about Simi's young love ... gotta go back and listen to it one more time ...
finger wag karte cute laga na. to me he looked cute....... period

Yeh tere ko kissne bol diya? He looks adorable to me period, semicolon, exclamation mark, colon, question-mark, comma, parenthesis, square-bracket, apostrophe, slash (fwd & bkwd), double-quotes, single-quotes, dash, ellipsis, and any/every other diacritical mark that your mind can dredge up!! So there! Seriously tho' that kid has one heavenly smile ... he lights up like a thousand exploding stars!!

he sez ok i'll deal with it the way a mature thinking adult does. isnt this a better way to handle things

Sho is! I'm ready to bring him chaand - sitare ... so are you ... remember Cassini II?

hey!hey!hey!
i wonder what he truly sees in simi!! he's into slightly overweight..check!! he's into older ..check!! he likes the fact that she's mature and smart..check!!
then I am the right person for him!!! why waste your time with a washy/indecisive, non-appreciative, vaguely loving female...jab..MAIN HOON NA!!!
arre yaar abhi!! nazar is taraf ghumaao..kabhi to nazar milao..ab to kareeb aao!!!
sigh!!
rasm-e-ulfat bhi hai..mauka bhi..aur dastoor bhi!!

Between you and Yasu, meri to chutti! I mean huns huns ke!!!!!

Hanh to theek hai ... brawn dept. me kuch kuch kami hai, but brain dept. more than makes up for it! If it's old(er) that counts, then peeche hato lukdiyon! I have y'all beat by a mile .... and then some!

Anyhoo ... yasu, kaan khol kur sun! Dono kaan khol kur sun! Abhi and I are no kumbh mela bichdo'fied siblings! Un un! The only ones who are are Simon, Salim, and Shankar (of the 'maa tum kitni acchi ho' Swad Swad Swad fame) ...

Now, that said, I'm no selfish bovine ... I'm perfectly willing to work out a time-share plan! The only hitch is: I gets him for 9 months out of the year, and then the remaining 3 to be banto'ed amongst the dregs that are the gasping female chahane vale! Now, no arguing! That's how it is! I ain't budgin'! You ain't seen obduracy as my kinda obduracy! So ... purre hutt!!




Edited by SValeCalGal - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
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shall post a reply..once i stop laughing...gosh this is the most fun i have had in an age..i hope we can translate adequately for cynthia.. so that she can join in the fun..!!!

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