Rajiv B is with his friends in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and RB engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
RB: "Hello"
some woman "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
RB: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
RB: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."
RB: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$70,000"
RB: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
RB: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
RB hangs up. His freinds are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...
RB smiles and asks: "Anyone knows who this phone belongs to"
RB wanted to look good to win simi back just in case😆😆 so he went to the clinic to lose weight. The Doctor told him to eat what he normally ate for three days, then skip a day. Come back in four weeks and you will have lost at least 4 pounds.
He came back four weeks later, 30 pounds lighter! The Doctor looked at him surprised and said "How do you feel now"? I'm so sore and tired. My muscles ache all over!
Doctor: From not eating?
RB : No from skipping
business when all of a sudden RB comes angry because he spotted him with simi day before and --WHACK!!--
knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. RB says: that was a karate chop from Korea."
Abhi thinks "JEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts
drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- RB knocks him down
AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
Now Abhi has had enough of his. nonsense.. He gets up, brushes himself
off and quietly leaves. he comes back in an hour or so. He comes
in the door and without saying a word, he walks up behind the RB and
--Bong!!!-- bangs the him off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!
Abhi looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes around, tell
him that was a crowbar from the hardware store as I didnot want to get my hands dirty touching him. 😉😆😆
enjoy.
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
