Imagine Vinit winning SRGMP C2005 Challange --- what happens then...
Vinit has gone for his first recording for HMV. After a while the music composer comes running to the program director with complaints.
"Sir, ye kisko lekar aa gaye ho aap. Isko to gana gaana nahi aata, isko to damey ki bimari hain, beech beech mein phoos phoos awaz karta raheta hain. Mera dadaji mujhe Ashok kumar saab ka ek recording ka story bole the, ye to wohi kahani hain... Sir, humse aur ye takleef sahne nahi hoga... aap hi kuch karo... lagta hain company ka 2 crore ka chuna lag gaya..."
The director talks to his boss and they decide to talk to HR.
"Kya Himesh, tum to bahut ud rahe the ki Vinit is the best, phalana, phalana, ye voice hain, wo voice hain... uski cheddi chod kar baki sab loot liye tum... hamara itina bada loss kara diye... abhi iska zurmana kaun bharega?"
"Mind Blowing Sir, ye aap ko kisne bola ki Vinit ko gaana nahi aata? Jisne bhi bola hain usko gaane baare kuch bhi maloom nahi hain... Aur aap TOPI ki baat kar rahe ho to ye sun lo... ye to maine usko bhi topi pahenaya aur poori bharat ko bhi topi pahenaya, haan jaroor woh shawl maine aapne liye rakh liya... mujh pe bahut janchta hain... mujhe ek alag sa feeling deta hain😡... Thik hain sir, abhi chodiye ye sab baat, aap ka problem kya hain? ye na, Vinit ko gana gaane nahi aata, wo main thik kar deta hoon, mujhe kaha gaana aata hain magar aaj dekho mera album lakho me beek raha hain... aap ek kaam karo, ye composing ka deal mujhe de do 🤢... main ye gana recording karawa leta hoon. Abhi aapne Vinit pe invest kiya hain to India pe invest kiya... desh ke liye 2 crore kya hain? Desh bhakti kuch cheeze hoti hain. Agar aap ko ye deal pasand nahi hain to aapka composer ko mera paas bhej do...mein usko sikha doonga ki kaise yeh sab galati chupana hain😉."
Hence they (HR & VINIT) sing together and live happily ever after...
Friends, mere hindi mein koi galati hai to maaf karna... tried my best... used hindi for best result.
Love,
Saum
Jhanak
Udne Ki Aasha
Anupamaa
